This is the kind of reader Homer would like to "know."
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A pretty and obviously affluent forty-something woman in a spankingly short maternity dress approached a short dark man in the Homer Vargas wing of an erotica bookstore. "My God! I can't believe it," she exclaimed. "You are ...you must be ... Homer Vargas!"
"Now why would you say that?" the man replied.
"You look just like him."
"Hmm, I suppose I do."
"I've wanted to meet you for a long time. You see THIS?" she asked, pointing to her large belly.
"Is my name Homer Vargas?"
"YOU are responsible for it!"
"Madam, I do not even know you, never mind never having know you."
"No, I mean it was your stories! One night, having just fucked my boyfriend into a coma, I was surfing the net and came across your site and started reading 'A Cop Too Far.' Holy shit! The way they used hormones, and girl/girl sex, and hypnosis, to turn that cop woman's mind to mush and get her pregnant with the druglord's baby! That was sooo HOT. And then, "The Examination," my God! Thinking about that hotshot lawyer seduced by the black nurse and then programmed by the doctor to be a fucktoy for her boss until he got her pregnant. My hand was in my pussy the whole time. I made a real mess of my panties and skirt, I'll tell you."
"It's always a joy to an author of erotic literature to find that his efforts are appreciated," the dark man replied.
"Appreciated? Hell, when I finished "Bred," where that frustrated husband, and his brother, and the brother's ever-pregnant wife turn the snooty career woman into a stay-at-home baby maker, I was so horny I raced to the bedroom, rousted my boyfriend and fucked him three more times."
"I see. Well, I guess that's what you can happen when you read pornography," he replied a little testily. "Accidents do happen," he nodded at her bulge.
"Accidents?" she snorted. "You meant this?," she cradled her belly proudly, "This was no accident. I was on the pill at the time I first read your stories and had no more interest in making babies than my boyfriend did. Maybe he didn't know how horny pregnant women get, or how much we like to fuck the guy who put his baby in us, or how much he'd enjoy eating knocked up pussy."
"I can see HE hadn't read any Homer Vargas stories."
"No, and he'd have freaked to know I was reading that kind of 'trash.' He was so conservative; he would never do anything but 'lights-out missionary.' I only put up with him because he was intelligent, handsome as sin, and he made me come more times flat of my back with his monster cock during a quick slam-bam than most men could during a good half-hour doggy fuck."
I had been happy bedding and dumping eighteen to twenty-five year old studs for years, enjoying my money and my freedom, always careful NOT to get pregnant. Maybe your stories just set off the alarm on my biological clock, but after that night, I was obsessed with having my boyfriend's babies."
"He must have been flattered."
"It scared the shit out of him. He might have dumped ME, except, well," she grinned, "I'm not bad looking and I'm a hell of a good lay. It's not easy for a guy to pass up a fuck with ME."
The man appraised her curly red hair and green eyes and nodded. "So?"
"That's where your other stories came in handy."
"You mean the (Mf, MC, Fdom, preg) ones?"
"Exactly. I read them all for tips on how a sexy older women gets a handsome young stud to knock her up. I considered trickery, like the woman in "Principles," sabotaging the condoms or just getting him to do me bareback at the 'wrong' time, but I rejected it. That would really put him off and I didn't want just one baby from this Adonis. I had plans for him to keep me pregnant for years. I loved the raw power of "Sabah," and knew how I'd use her psychic abilities, IF I had them. Nor did I have an organization like that of "The WOPI Chronicles" to kidnap him and hold him prisoner while I slowly conditioned him to be my fuck toy. Nor could I infect him with a virus to transform him into a horny, docile plaything like the men in "A New Infection." The chair in my computer room is caked with girl juice from all the times I got off searching through those stories."
"You looked to Homer Vargas stories for practical advice on how to get pregnant? Surely, madam, you must realize..."