The deep-red drapes are shown flowing slowly with black letters, SEXTASY-TV.
Chris Douglas Washington DC~
"Live from Washington DC, I'm Chris Douglas. Happy Earth Day everybody. And welcome to SEXTASY-TV. I'll be your host for today's events and ceremonies for Earth Day 2004." Chris cleared his throat with his agenda in hand.
Chris sat in his tiger stripe bikini briefs. A crisp new black tank-top t-shirt with the SEXTASY-TV logo on the front. Bronze tan and short cut hair with the perfect wave up front. His famous features being his charming smile and long eye lashes.
"If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? On behalf of SEXTASY-TV, I urge you to Join Earths stage and have more sex. Every creature that walks this Earth has sex or reproduces in some way. Earth has been a breeding ground of species having sex for many many many years. That is how you are sitting there watching this now. So to celebrate Earth Day we encourage you to have more...?" Chris tips his head and ear to the camera smiling. "That's right...sex." Chris smiles and settles into his swivel chair.
"It may take many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it. So lets be safe, cautious, responsible and fuck like rabbits. Now here's our very own Jennie Crawford, in New York. Jennie..."
Jennie Crawford, New York~
"Thank you Chris. Kiss you later." Jennie smiled into the camera.
"You're live with, Jennie Crawford. Happy Earth Day 2004 everyone. I'll be bringing you live coverage of the day's events here in New York City." Jennie said holding the cock-like wireless microphone that was a trademark of SEXTASY-TV. Her fingers wrapped around it gently along its base. Its realistic look and color was standard issue for their erotic television station.
Jennie's black hair was pulled back into a ponytail. She wore a black leather mini-skirt with a hot pink tube top that barely contained her breasts. Jimmy the cameraman was even known to zoom the camera they're way every now and then. Her preppy sexy way radiated on the national network. She smiled big as the spotlight from the camera shined on her brightly.
"Here at the Act like an Animal and Fuck Fest, patrons are exhibiting a wide range of ways to act like an animal and fuck. There is a booth where one lady has a sign saying, "Bitch in heat." And yes, there is a line of horney hot dogs." Jennie's hips swayed while walking along the row of booths. Licking her bright-red lips.
"A booth devoted to acting like a mouse and squeak; while fucking. Now I personally thought it sounded like a pig squealing; than a mouse squeaking. What do you think Jimmy?" Jimmy waved the camera up and down in agreement.
"But hey, when theres a nine inch dick rammed up your ass, I bet you don't care if its a squeal or a squeak." Jennie said smiling and tilted her head, then turned slowly.
Signs and banners held by the naked participants that stood behind Jennie. "Doggie style is something to Howell about," and "Sixty-nine over by the karma sutra section." "Love birds nestle," and "A playful Bunny hole." "You could BEE in me and we could make some HONEY. If you got the Money?"
Jennie turned to the couple behind her extending the microphone. "Hi, I'm Jennie Crawford with SEXTASY-TV, covering the Act like an Animal and Fuck Festival here in New York." He was stark naked except for his black socks. Humping his wife doggie style vigorously. The sound of slapping skin came from the couples clashing flesh.
"Sir, what animal are you imitating?" Jennie asked with a straight face but Jimmy the cameraman wiggled the camera slightly from chuckling. The cock-like microphone was held to his lips while waiting for his reply. The man gripped his wife's hips tightly and never missed a beat in his poundings. He was looking out of the corner of his eye as if trying to think of something.
"Rabbits." The man said with a shaken voice. "We're fucking like rabbits." His wife was on all fours swaying to her husband's thrusts. Her curly hair that hung in her face and breasts swung with back and forth motions. Jennie put the cock like microphone to her mouth.
"Have you ever seen rabbits fucking sir?" Jennie asked. Always good with a witty question. Bending over slightly to keep in the camera's small screen. Jennies skirt pulled up high on her ass cheeks and Jimmy zeroed in on her panty line. Putting the cock-like microphone to his mouth.
"Uh, no. Can't say I have." The man replied. He was slowing to a stop with his humping strides seemingly confused. Jennie stood up straight and turned to the camera smiling with her voluptuous plush red lips.
Taking only a few steps and turning to the loud moaning that come from the booth. The sign read: Want to Monkey Around? "This looks interesting." Jennie said while gazeing at the couples that were hanging from a set up of trees.
"Oh oh oh oh Oh OH," Came the cry's of a women laid over a branch while a man drives rapid thrusts into her. Another couple sat there quietly while the man picked thru the womans pubic hair. She teasingly sucked on a banana.
"They're having a fucking good time at the Act like an Animal and Fuck Festival, here in New York. I'm Jennie Crawford, Happy Earth Day everybody." Giving the trade mark pucker for the camera, "Kiss." Jimmy the camera man finished with a zoomed in shot of Jennies hardened nipples.
"Back to you Chris." Jennie said as she lowered the microphone like a spent dick. And Jimmy turned off the camera spotlight.
Chris Douglas, Washington DC~
"Thank you Jennie and thank you...Jimmy." Chris chuckled. Looked down at his papers in hand reading. Then looked at the camera.
"In Alaska there will be a Bizarre event, where the native Eskimos are going to have group sex in an Igloo and try to melt it with their heated love making. This was sparked from a jester the oil companies gave the Indians. When the Native Indians asked for their land and mineral rights back and the companies responded with." Chris paused and looked with a curious brow. "Go fuck yourselves and global warming." Then he looked in the camera not smiling. "They have chosen Earth Day to accomplish this feat."
"A few Earth facts for you on Earth Day 2004. The Earth travels 66,000 miles per hour and not once has she been pulled over for speeding." Chris shuffled in his chair." If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction. Now theres some people fucking." Chris blurts then looks into the camera.
"A few animal facts for you; belive it or not. The much feared crocodile has problems getting a date because..." Chris smiles. "They can't stick out their tongues." He chuckles. "Did you know pigs can have orgasms that last for thirty-minutes." Chris snickers and re-settles in his seat. "Lions sometimes mate up to fifty times a day. Wow I'm tradeing in my tiger stripes for a mane."