This is a work of fiction and none of the characters are real. This is satire and humor and in no way is directed to the constructive criticism that we all appreciate Thank you.
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There he was at his computer, criticizing away, it is what he does; but he has no imagination and has no idea what a fantasy is. "Look at this! He is fucking her from behind! That's over-the-top." He once read a professional critic use the term and it has become one of his favorites. To this poor soul, any sex that is not a husband and wife in the missionary position is over-the-top!
His wife came into the room and said, "I see you have the axe out and you are chopping away."
"Yeah, you should see this shit! There are stories of black men with big dicks fucking white wives and women with women. This shit is sick and over-the-top! How could anyone believe this crap?" We shall refer to this racist as AK, and we will call his mate, "Wife". The homophobe was tired, he'd gone to the theater to pan a war movie; naturally, he complained to the manager about the violence. Before he went to the movies, he had to send a letter to the publisher of a Superman comic that his 18 year old daughter was reading and, you guessed it; the book was over-the-top and unbelievable. Who could ever imagine a man flying?
The interracial, lesbian and loving wife stories were particularly troubling to AK, it was all "crap" to him, loving wives don't fuck around and husbands don't watch them fuck others; it is all over-the-top and unbelievable bullshit. AK told his wife, "Wife, I have to go to the local porno movies-I don't want to go...but it is my duty as a critic."
"I'll go with you, I've never seen one and you could use the company." Off they went to the local porno theater.
They browsed the novelty store for a while and approached the elderly black man behind the counter to purchase tickets for the film. AK asked, "Are the movies any good?"
"That's the truth, Ruth."
"Ruth? That's not my name, I'm AK."
"What's your scam, Sam?"
"What is wrong with you? I'm a film-critic and will give you a copy of my review as I exit."
"You're the man, Stan."
AK handed the clerk the money and was told, "Enter when you hear the buzz, Cuz!" The buzzer went off and the door opened to the theater, it was extremely dark and difficult to see. AK and wife felt their way to a couple of seats in the back row of the theater.
AK took out his pad complaining that it was too dark to write. On screen, a buxom blond woman was having sex with three black men. Two black men sat down, one beside AK and one beside his wife.
Two more black men stood behind AK and his wife. They all withdrew big cocks from their pants.
Wife felt a big black hand on her thigh and her little white hand was placed on the lap of the man sitting next to her. She gasped at the size of the stiff cock in her hand. AK's white wife stroked the massive tool vigorously; she could not get her hand around the thick piece of meat. The men behind her reached down, massaged her breasts, and rubbed her face with their big dicks. The bitch was moaning in ecstasy. AK was trying to write in the dark and was oblivious to his wife's defilement. The man next to him took AK to the rest room where he would have more light.
"There you go, isn't this better? Now you can see what you are writing."
"Yeah thanks, but what about my wife, she will be lonely."
"No man, my friends are taking good care of her. They will keep her occupied and she will not be bored, either."
The little wife fucked and sucked all three men while AK scribbled away and, you guessed it; he wrote over-the-top and unbelievable. The men read the critic's notes and laughed at his drivel as the wife was sucking and swallowing the cum of the man that had been in the rest room with AK.
They stopped at the counter on the way out and AK told the clerk how bad the movies were. The elderly man told his friends to take AK back to the office to make a copy of his review for the owner. AK smiled with pride as he went back to make a copy. The clerk ordered the wife to come behind the counter and suck his big black cock. The white wife willingly complied. She was then told to take cum in her mouth-but not to swallow it; and when her husband came out she was to kiss him and transfer the cum into his mouth.
AK walked to the counter, handed the clerk a copy, and told him to make sure the owner saw it. His wife threw her arms around him and gave him a big sloppy kiss. The cum was successfully transferred to AK's mouth. "What's that taste? Have you been eating something?"
"Oh yeah, I did have a piece of cream candy. Don't you like it?"
"It's very good. I just didn't recognize the taste, that's all." They all looked at each other and tried not to burst out laughing at the fool. As they left, the clerk threw the copy in the trash, where it belonged.
When they got to the car AK thanked them and said goodbye. The men informed AK that his wife invited them home to keep her company while he was busy criticizing the stories. On the way to their house, he could not figure out why his wife's head kept disappearing and what the slurping noises were.
Once they were in the house, one of the men went upstairs with AK to keep him company and watch him work. "Look at this! What bullshit, black guys fucking a white wife in the ass. Who would ever believe this shit? Have you ever been with a white woman?"
"No man, that shit only happens in stories and movies."
