I wonder how my story's doing? There must be some feedback by now. No! I shouldn't log on. I checked two hours ago, and I've got heaps to do. Look at all the paperwork! And I haven't even thought about supper yet. If anything, I should go for a run and get some fresh air. Oh shit! The package! I better take care of that right away.
But, damn it, look how it's glowing at me. It's so friendly and inviting. I'm sure there's some feedback by now. Oh, what the hell. I'll just give it a quick check. God, I'm pathetic.
Welcome, Caroline!
You have 14 unread messages
Fourteen messages! Yes! My inbox overfloweth, heh heh! Let me take my jeans off.
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You're stories are well written, but they don't do it for me. You sound full of yourself.
Candy
"You're stories"? Good fucking grief. Talk about a cold shower. Bitch.
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My dick's gonna be hard all day in your honor, thinking about the dirty way that you talk and behave. I'd like to give it to you up your ass. I bet you'd like that, you clever slut!
Hmmm. At least he's got 'your' right. Next.
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I love your pic! Care to share a few more?
Brian
What about the story?!? What the fuck?
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Who the hell has ten thongs? Your story is completely lacking in realism. Utter bullshit.
Alice
Ten thongs is a lot? She'd dry up and turn to dust if she heard the real number. You're married to the wrong guy.
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