They were the best of breasts. They were the worst of breasts. They were the worst because they were so fucking big and everybody wanted to play with them and it kept 38-year-old Hilda Humper pretty damn busy.
Hilda was the type of lady that was not busy fighting them off either. She was busy finding time to fit as much sex into her busy schedule as possible. Hilda was a certified fucking nymphomaniac and was not the least bit ashamed of it. She refused to think that women should cling to the archaic and Victorian notion that females should feel guilty about enjoying sex. Miss Humper enjoyed it more than oxygen, water or light. She never went one day without it and a host of anxiously horny men were always around to meet her insatiable need for coitus. Hilda loved every postion imaginable and today she was once again getting that old familiar yearning in her pussy for some dick.
Hilda knew that her daughter's boyfriend's dad was home this Saturday afternoon and that his wife was out of town. Richard Dicker was a man whom she knew would appreciate a big-boobed body to romp with on this beautiful sunny day. Hilda knew that Richard and his wife were rarely, if ever, intimate anymore and she wanted to make his day.
Meanwhile, over at the Dicker household:
"Oh, Mr. Dicker, you are one big motherfucker!" eighteen-year-old Harriet Humper squealed as she sat beside Richard on the bed and pulled down the 45-year-old man's briefs.
Young Harriet Humper slid Mr. Dicker's underwear all the way down and squealed when she saw his gigantic penis.
"My goodness!" Harriet exclaimed as she eagerly touched his johnson. "Look at you, baby! You are one handsome fucker. Just look at this big long weenie. It is such a beautiful one. So large and not even erect yet. Can I kiss him?"
"Oh, yes!" Richard Dicker said in a strong voice of approval as he took his still soft staff in one hand and held it straight up. "Give him a smooch right on his head."
"Tee hee," the eighteen-year-old girl giggled as she pursed her lips, which were thick, beautiful and ruby red like her mother's, and leaned over just a bit. "Gonna kiss Mr. Happy right on his happy heady weddy. Hee hee hee hee hee."
The blonde high school student, who had the same basketball-sized tits and thunder thighs as her irresistible mother, lowered her pretty blond head and let her big lips just barely brush the tip of his sponge-like mushroom knob of warrior. Then Harriet breathed her soft breath on it and it was hot against his cock head. The air of her sweet breath wafted over it and made it warm with sensation. Harriet watched as just her breathing made Richard Dicker's penis begin to straighten and stiffen and its head swell larger and larger. He was already enormous but Harriet giggled as he grew to amazing proportions in both length and in what she considered essential to a man's member, thickness.
"Gee whiz, Mr. Dicker," Harriet intoned in her best naive 1950s Leave It To Beaver voice. "Your hot dog just went from a regular to a foot long. Tee hee hee!"
Harriet always made men believe that she was more innocent and naive than she really was. In reality the young high school cheerleader had fucked and sucked flocks of guys. Harriet had her mother's voracious sexual appetite and the same shameless way of pursuing it. Harriet watched with wide green eyes as Richard's dick filled with blood, holding it in her right hand as it did.
"Amazing," Harriet Humper moaned in a low husky voice. "Now comes the fun part. I am going to try something that I also do to your son Chuck's pee wee."
The young vixen brought her face close to his manhood and gently extended her tongue until it touched the tip of his penis head. Then Harriet brought her tongue down on the pee hole in the top of his organ and let her tongue flick and lick inside the little cleft that she found there. She pressed her wiggling and talented tongue down into the little hole in his dick as far as she possibly could.
"Ohhhhhhh," Mr. Dicker moaned loudly. "That tickles, baby. I've never felt anything like that before. I like having a cute little girl licking at my pee hole."
Mr. Dicker ran his hands through the eighteen-year-old's long mane of blonde hair as her tongue still tickled the very tip of his cock. It tickled so much that he began to laugh and chuckle much like a young person would.
"Feels pretty fucking good, doesn't it?" Harriet said as she stopped licking him for a second and smiled up into his face. "Mr. Happy is throbbing like a motherfucker. I can feel your wee wee reacting just like your son Chuck's does when I do this shit. Throbs and gets hard as a fucking rock. Tee hee hee. I love it."
For her effort Harriet was rewarded when she felt a thin trickle of pre-cum ooze from Mr. Dicker's pee hole and onto her tongue.
"Mmmmmm," Harriet cooed as she tasted his fluid. "You taste good, baby. I love pre-cum wee wee juice. I want you to shoot your cum all over me, Mr. D. I'll make you squirt like a water fountain."
Harriet giggled again and began to stroke Richard's nine inch pecker voraciously, squealing and laughing as she did. With her other hand the horny Harriet unbuttoned her blouse and slid it off, leaving only the sight of her gigantic young boobies swelling hard against a green bra. The bra was just like her big-tittied mother Hilda Humper wore to support her enormous jugs and to keep the heavy fuckers from bouncing all over the place. Harriet stopped her stroking a second and reached to remove her bra.
"Now you can see that you are with a young, but very overdeveloped girl. My titties are big as fucking watermelons, baby. These bitches will make your big happy rocket heady launch a full scale mission. Ha ha ha ha! Coming all over me."
"Oh, momma!" Richard Dicker said softly when he saw her in just a bra. "I have died and gone to heaven. Homina! Homina! Homina!"
Harriet laughed as the 45-year-old man stammered and his cock jerked mildly with what could have been ejaculation, but was a false alarm.
Meanwhile, not far away: