A Monastery Story

- Good morning, young man. I haven't seen you before. Do you belong to the nearby monastery?

- Yes, I entered as a novice three months ago.

- How charming! I'm Sister Judith. What's your name?

- My name is Paul. Actually it is Brother Paul now since I moved into the monastery.

- And how is your new life at the monastery, Brother Paul?

- Oh, it's hard. So much to learn. And you have to sleep in your clothes so that you can get up without delay every night for the canonical prayers. It's the same for you, I suppose?

- Of course it is. But I'm used to it, you know, I've been a nun for seven years. Do you have a good novice master?

- Well...

- Not so good then. What is he like?

- He is hard. He is especially hard when he preaches chastity. If I don't stay away from women, I'll go to hell, he says.

- Mmm, interesting. Do you believe that?

- Of course I do.

- Poor novice!

- What?

- But don't you miss the contact with the girls?

- I do!

- A short and clear answer. Does it bother you?

- Yes!

- How does it bother you?

- Oh my God, I couldn't possibly tell you, not a woman, and especially not a nun!

- Why not then? So you have wet dreams?

- What? Wet dreams?

- You ignorant boy, wet dreams are dreams about sex. So you have wet dreams, don't you?

- How do you know that?

- All men your age have wet dreams.

- I have sinful dreams, yes. They bother me so much. And I get so ashamed. When I confess them to my priest, he always asks me for all the details, and then he tells me to pray more often so that God can free me from my sinful fantasies. And I pray and I pray and I pray. But it doesn't help. Not one bit. I am afraid that the devil has gotten hold of me.

- Poor boy! Why do you think your fantasies are sinful?

- But sex is sinful. That's what my parents say, and my master says, and the priest says, and my abbot says, and....

- My dear novice, you are here with me now because of sex. That's how children are conceived, don't you know?

- Well, yes, but sex is only allowed within marriage, isn't it?

- Is it?

- The Church says so.

- Sure it does. But do you really think that the cardinals and priests and monks and nuns practice what they preach?

- Yes, of course they do, don't they?

- No, my dear novice, they don't. Now listen to a wise nun who knows a lot about life; the devil has not got you!

- Oh, he hasn't? Are you sure? My master warned me that the devil might get me if I didn't stop fantasizing about women.

- You innocent novice, your sexual fantasies are natural. God created you with them. So just calm down. And by the way, stop talking about them with your priest and your master.

- But our abbot always preaches about the virtue of chastity. He is such a holy man; I really look up to him.

- Well, you abbot...... Do you want to know what he did yesterday?

- What do you mean, did he do something special?

- Yes and no, he did what he does every Sunday.

- What did he do then?

- Well, yesterday he visited our abbess in her private room. Well there he undressed her and then himself. And then they lay naked on her bed.

- Heaven, what! But how do you know that?

- We peeked through the keyhole, my best friend Sister Joanna and I.

- I can't believe it. Were they asleep?

- Oh no, my dear boy. They didn't go to sleep at all. They were far too excited for that. Instead, your abbot spread the abbess's thighs wide open and began to suck her clit.

- Clit?

- Yes, clit, clitoris, the small thing we women have above the opening of our vagina. It's a very sensitive spot. You don't know much about female genitals, do you?

- Oh no, I don't. We were never allowed to ask about such things at home. And in my Catholic school, it was absolutely forbidden to talk about sex.

- I am sorry for that, my poor boy. But would you like me to continue? I think it would give you some perspective on your holy abbot.

- Well, um, no, for heaven's sake, no!..... But,..... but, yes, please continue.

- Well, after a while, your abbot had licked our abbess to a magnificent orgasm. She screamed and pressed her womb against his face. And when her orgasm faded, she stood up, grabbed his stiff penis and began to suck it.

- My God, my God!

- So this was your chaste abbot. What do you think of him now?

- Holy Christ, I can't believe it. Our holy abbot!

- Yes, your holy abbot.

- What did they do next? But no, I shouldn't ask that! That's sinful.

- So you don't want to hear any more, do you?

- No, no, no! Absolutely not!..... But, yes! Please continue!

- Well, your chaste abbot stopped her and told her to lie down again and spread her legs, and then he put his penis on her vagina and pushed it in, in one single thrust. And then he started moving it up and down inside her. And it wasn't long before she had another shaking orgasm. They lay still for a while, and then she pushed your holy abbot on his back and straddled his penis and in it went again. And then they moved wildly, with her kneading his cock furiously inside her. And finally he came too, lifting his back from the bed and making our abbess rotate with her vagina on his erect penis. And then she came again.

- Jesus Christ, is it true? My holy abbot?

- Yes, your holy abbot preaching about chastity...... Well, poor boy, the weather is steaming hot. Why don't we take a little walk in the nearby forest? You need to cool off a bit, don't you?

- Yes, please, I really need to cool off. And calm down. A lot. And think. I'm totally lost, you know.

- Poor novice. Let's go.

- - - - -

- Now here is our clearing. We used to call it our pleasure glade. But shh, someone is coming. Come hide with me behind this bush.

- But why do we have to hide?

- Shhh! You will soon know. Here they come. Oh, look! It's my best friend, Sister Johanna. And a monk from your place. And they are holding hands.

- But, but, that's my master, Brother Peter!

- Shhh, please whisper. What do you see?

- They are spreading a blanket on the grass. And, oh no! They are undressing!

- Nice for them on such a hot day, don't you think?

- No, no, it's sinful.

- No, no, my dear, it's lustful.

- But, but, they are embracing each other, completely naked!

- Indeed they are. And look how lustfully they kiss!

- He puts his hand between her thighs. What is he doing?

- He's massaging her vagina, don't you see?

- And now she spreads her thighs, and no! He lies on top of her! God in heaven, what a sinful act! I have to close my eyes.

- Don't talk like that about my dear friend Sister Johanna. Can't you see that they are having a great time? Because you haven't closed your eyes yet, have you?

- Nnno, I just can't stop watching this sinful behavior. What are they going to do?

- Well, my love, they are going to fuck, of course.

- Fuck?

- Yes, fuck, screw, have sex, copulate, have sexual intercourse. You are not so familiar with baudy words, are you?

- God, I'm not. My father would have punished me severely if I had used them. We didn't talk about sex at home. Nor in my Catholic school. Only about not having sex.

...... But no! She grabs Brother Peters penis! And she puts it on her vagina! And he pushes it into her! My God! Why are they doing this?

- Because they enjoy it, stupid. Now look how rhythmically they fuck.

- My demanding master! Preaching about chastity!

- Yes, your demanding master preaching about chastity. Well, listen, it sounds like my dear Sister Johanna is having an orgasm; she is moaning and thrusting her vagina wildly at Brother Peter's penis. I am so happy for her, I really am. And now your esteemed master seems to have an orgasm too, as he is thrusting wildly into her vagina and growling. What a lustful couple!

- Santa Maria, I thought my monastery was a holy place, inhabited by chaste monks.

- Holy, maybe, but chaste? Definitely not. You know, dear, I've never met a nun nor a monk who doesn't fuck from time to time...... But my dear Brother Paul, your face looks dark purple, you seem to be quite overheated.

- Yes, um, I feel quite hot after watching these terribly shocking scenes.

- Well, dear, I feel pretty hot too. So, let us get rid of our heavy monk and nun clothes. You really are worth seeing a naked nun.

- What? Are you saying that we should undress?

- Yes, dear, I'm saying we should undress. Then go ahead!..... Well, you seem to be very indecisive, so let me help you with your heavy monk's robe. And please take off your pants. There you are! Do you feel better now?

- Um, well.....

- Would you like to undress a nun now?

- Oh heaven, that would be really sinful, it would. Help me, God!

- Help me instead, my hot novice. Now take off my coat. I'm sweating like hell.

- You're what?

- Sorry, dear, I'm sweating a lot, if you understand that better. Well, coat off, panties off. Ah, it feels cooler now that we are both naked.

- Um, I'm so embarrassed, It's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman.

- No, it's not, you just looked at my naked friend Sister Johanna a few minutes ago.

- Oh yes, that's true, Oh God, I'm such a poor sinner. And it's the first time a woman has ever seen me naked.

- You are not a sinner, silly monk. Definitely not. And by the way, there is no need for you to keep your hands in front of your crotch. I know what's there, you know. So please remove your hands.

- Do you really want me to remove them? Oh, I'm totally lost. And so embarrassed.

- How wonderful! Why don't you give me a big hug?

- Do you really want me to? I've never touched a woman in my life, you know. Especially not a naked woman.

- Well, do it now! I really want you to hug me, so come on!

- Oh, your breasts are so warm and soft!

- Don't be shy, let me feel your lower body against me too! Oh, what a wonderfully hard penis I feel against my belly! Dear boy, you are really warming me up.

- Oh, Sister Judith, I'm totally confused.

- Dear Brother Paul, please spread your coat on the grass and let us lie down on it. And embrace me again, dear!

- Sister Judith, Sister Judith.....

- Hey, your penis head feels so wonderfully moist. Now put your hand on my vagina, okay? What do you feel?

- Oh! It's..... it's so wet!

- Yes, of course it is. You know what that means?

- No?

- It means it's ready for your penis, my sweet novice.

- Oh oh, I feel like I'm going to explode!

- How nice! Now dear, push it in and make it explode inside me!..... Oooh aaaah oooh!..... Oh, that was heavenly. Don't stop, my love, keep thrusting slowly and deeply into me. Oh, dear, you are still so wonderfully hard.

- I'm not hurting you, am I?

- Not at all, my love, on the contrary. You are such a wonderful lover. How do you feel?

- Oh, it was so incredibly wonderful. And I feel so relieved, more than I can ever remember.

- My dear lover, your penis is still trembling so hard inside me. Would you mind turning on your back so I can straddle you? It means you would penetrate me deeper and feel a closer touch.

- You are so experienced, Sister Judith. Yes, I would love to.

- Ah, I'm straddling your beloved penis now. How does it feel when I slide down on it?

- Oh, oh, oh Jesus, it feels like I'm going to explode again.

- You are welcome, my dear...... Aaah, aaah, aaah!..... Oh, that was a really wonderful spurting orgasm you had. And you gave me a wonderful orgasm, too. Now kiss me, my dear lover. And relax in me!

- Dear, dear Sister Judith, you are so wonderful. Thank you so much!

- Thank you, Brother Paul. You are also so exquisitely wonderful! But what do you think about your monastery now?

- Oh, I don't really know. Everything feels upside down. But actually, it seems that being a monk doesn't have to be so hard after all. So, Sister Judith, can I see you again? May I?

- Of course, my dear novice. Next time we could go straight to our pleasure glade.