(volume 1 -- Introduction)
Before you read another word you are going to need some ingredients to make this work. Make sure you have everything you'll need on hand before we get started or this could be a painfully unsatisfying read for you. I'll give you the list in a second, but promise me you will not read this if you can't follow basic instructions. I am not looking to manipulate or dominate you, but I am an Alpha male (you haven't read anything by one of those in a while...I know)..I lead, you fucking follow...get it? Also, allow enough time to really relax and enjoy yourself. This might take a few hours. Prepare, it is all about the journey not the destination, that means shower, wash your hair (I insist), do an anal douche if you like, and maybe put on a silk teddy before you start...Here are the ingredients to a great experience:
Spicey Candle or Incense: I like Satya Sai Baba Nag Champa Agarbatti, but anything will do for the first read
Something to play music on: I use Amazon Music Unlimited, all songs/artists referenced in here are available there, but any other service will do with a decent speaker or two
A 2" to 4" wide stiff clean (never been painted with) paint brush: anything that feels like my mustache and beard
A pen/marker and a slip of paper
Some lube, massage oil: maybe the Johnson's Shea & Cocoa butter Oil gel that I really appreciated using when fucking my ex-wife's fine asshole
A glass of water: who fucks without having proper hydration next to them?
Salty treats, you choose, but nothing more than a total of 200 calories your mostly just going to suck on it anyway
Cinnamon flavored gum or better yet cinnamon flavored mints: preferably sugarless
A picture of me: hopefully it is the real me, but you can substitute with a picture of Adam Driver, Will Smith, George Clooney, Hrithik Roshan, Jin Akanishi, Idris Elba or someone of their caliber, preferably with a goatee
An ashtray or dish you can safely burn paper in
A comfortable location where you won't be disturbed: that means put your fucking phone in another room or put it on DO NOT DISTURB, just a quick note here if I ever date you and the chances of that happening are really slim...if you are with me and you don't have your phone setup to only alert you on emergencies then we are done. Don't even think about looking at it unless you ask my permission...when you are with me...you are with me...DON'T FUCK IT UP! You are banned from reading this ever again if you FUCK IT UP.
Now...look at the picture of me...are you ready for the experience of a lifetime? Let's get right to the fun stuff...Fuck stop touching yourself already...we will get there...
1] FUCK! I would rather not use that word, but 70 to 93% of communication is non-verbal; so, that word works like non-verbal communication for me. I shouldn't be writing this...I should be getting my work done, but I just have to tell this story. It is killing me. This is a work of FRICTION, not quite fiction and not quite non-fiction. You are real. You are fucking hot, but everything else is loosely based on reality, but clearly made up. Your orgasms will not be made up...they will be very real and I greatly appreciate them.
I did everything. and I mean EVERYTHING right. Well, ok, maybe not everything. I should focus on the positive. I am so fucking grateful that she showed me what was possible in women. I mean fuck! Sorry, I shouldn't use that word so much, but there just isn't a way to describe in English how tight she was. I mean I love the song "Hold Ya" by Gyptian. If you haven't heard it. Stop reading right now...I will be here when you get back...if your still here, this is your queue to start the music...
Cool, so, fucking awesome song, right? Now to properly appreciate this work of friction you need to engage all of your senses...you know what I mean...get off your cute little ass and get some incense or a really great smelling candle...preferably something that is fucking spicey...I know you like spicey...How many senses do you have? I won't argue with you. Light the candle or incense now...now we that we are teasing your sense of smell and your sense of sound...hopefully your switching the music up to something just instrumental or Barry White...something Fucking sexy...but without maintenance from here on out...
Where was I? Oh yeah, let's get you in the mood, because this is going to get hot. I demand that you cum several times before I get to the end...this is a short story; so, let's say three times on my command...you ready? Not yet silly...I know you already started without me...I won't punish you because I told you to engage all your senses and I know you got your touch going without any assistance from me...I wish you could hear my voice, but Barry White's is much deeper, but not any sexier...I hope you haven't touched your clitoris yet...stick to the nipples...caress your neck...think about my rough fucking hands...my goatee tickling your neck...yes my queen use the paint brush, rub it slowly across your lips........................take your time................your nipples....................on your neck........now use your soft hands...they are like the back of my hands which are smooth and feel incredible on your neck...now that spicey smell...that's my breath filling your head with Oxytocin and making you high as fuck...........
I am kissing you now...cue the cinnamon flavor...relish it...delight in the wonderful spice.... inhale me slowly...close your eyes if they are open for a few minutes to just savor this moment...
Now that your eyes are back open I want you to start moving your fingers slowly down your stomach.....take your time...I want you fucking soaking wet when they reach your pussy lips...read out loud and very sultry, "I want you to feel how wet my pussy is my King. I am so grateful that you make my entire body tingle and you make my pussy so wet...Thank you for loving my wet pussy. Thank you for appreciating all the work I do on a daily basis on my Kegel muscles to keep them in shape to give you the tightest possible pussy for your wonderful cock." Thank you my queen...I do appreciate your tight pussy...I am grateful for your erect nipples...I am so grateful that you are soaking wet...
Now let your hand be your guide as to how ready you are for the next step...slide your dominant hand down over your pussy and look at my picture while you slowly curl your middle finger between your lips to open them up and release the wetness...that feels so fucking good...I look so fucking good...look into my eyes as you slide your hand up until your middle finger rests on top of your clit...rub it a little bit and then MOVE YOUR HAND AWAY. Both hands by your side now...push your tits out...let me appreciate them...It is your turn to perform some service for me...grab my cock (symbolized by the salty treat) and slide it onto your tongue...suck it...push it out of your mouth with your tongue onto your non-dominant hand...speak in your most grateful and husky voice, "I am grateful for your cock...I love the way it tastes...thank you for letting me suck your cock." Now put it back in and suck it like your life depended on it...close your eyes and enjoy this act of service...