Oz Beach Boy's Flashing Guide

AUTHOR'S NOTES:

This story takes the form of a how-to guide written by my recurring character Matt, a muscular, well-hung, twenty-something, sex-addicted male exhibitionist. Here, Matt offers a few tips for burgeoning male exhibitionists on how to enjoyably, politely, and legally expose themselves to women.

This story features much discussion of CFNM, stripping, exhibitionism, and male nudity, but there is no highly detailed or extended sexual contact.

Though this is essentially a work of fiction, some of it is based on personal experience. Some material included here has featured in my past stories. All characters are over eighteen.

I am endeavouring to gradually write a CFNM "Oz Beach Boy" story in every Literotica category. This entry: "How To".

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My Name Is Matt...And I Love Women Seeing Me In The Nude!

Who am I? I'm Matt, a sex addicted, twenty-something Aussie male exhibitionist. I get my kicks from stripping off my gear for women that like to look. Nothing gets me hotter than the sight of a group of ladies giggling and whispering to each other while looking at me in my Speedos at the beach. I

love

being ogled and objectified by interested women.

I spend hours running, swimming and training in the gym to get my body as ripped and muscular as I possibly can, principally to get female attention. Taking my narcissism right to the limit, I keep my highly toned body waxed, smooth and almost completely free of hair.

I like to show off and put myself in potentially sexy situations whenever I can, and I've had some very, very sordid and wonderfully salacious encounters with members of the opposite sex.

Though an exhibitionist, I'm no mere flasher. I like my exhibitionist escapades to be funny or sexy, and not frightening or upsetting. I don't like to shock, disgust or intimidate women, or just whip out my enormous cock with no context, so to speak. I don't stroll the city streets unzipping my pants in front of whoever happens to walk past. That is definitely

not

how I get my sexual kicks.

I only get naughty with pairs or groups of women that appear to be into it. I frequent Sydney's various beaches and secluded bays, where wearing next to nothing is not exactly out of the ordinary. I lie near-nude on the sand, and stroll around the beachfront clad in just my Speedos or a pair of tight-fitting underpants...always looking for women to look at me.

[For much more on Matt's approach to getting nude for women, see my previous story: "Oz Beach Boy's Exhibitionism Essay"]

How To Expose Yourself...Politely & Legally

I have a small arsenal of sleazy but relatively innocent techniques to get female eyeballs on my perennially summer-ready rig. These can involve me being fully naked at a nude beach, barely clad on a popular strip of sand, strolling around in my underwear, or even, yes, fully clothed.

As I've said, however, I like to keep my exhibitionism as polite, civil, and inoffensive as I possibly can, so here are my learned-from-experience tips for male exhibitionists looking to turn themselves on...hopefully without turning any women off.

Get In Better Shape!

If you want to have as much exhibitionist fun as possible, and you really want to get a big response from women, I would strongly suggest trimming down and getting in shape.

Fortunately, my schedule allows me to spend a lot of time training and exercising, and I have my own home gym too, which means I'm always ripped and ready to go. As I've said, the main reason I do that is to get female attention. My exhibitionist tendencies

drive

my desire to work out and get fit.

If you are unable to spend as much time as me exercising, I would at least suggest trying to slim down as much as possible. On the whole, I've found that women like a guy who is in good shape. If you want women looking at you and checking you out, you'll get better results with a better rig. It's tough, but trust me on this one...it will definitely work in your favour to trim down and get as buff as you can.

This might be a step too far for you, but I also have all my body hair waxed off at a salon to give myself as clean and smooth a look as possible. I maintain some hair under my arms, along with some man-scaped pubic hair, but outside of that, I am silky smooth...and the ladies seem to like it. I realise, however, that waxing isn't something all men are into, but for me, it really works.

In short, when it comes to exposing yourself to women, you don't need to be perfect, but you'll always be better off when you're as good as you can realistically be.

If You Don't Have A Lot...Reach For A Sock!

Nearly every day, I thank the universe -- and my supremely well-hung American porn actor, bank robber, convict father

[See Story: "Oz Beach Boy Looks For His Father"]

-- for blessing me with a monstrous member. My cock hangs long and thick and uncut almost down to my knees, and it's certainly gotten me into a lot of sexual mischief over the years.

If you're not as fortunate as me when it comes to manly endowment, and you're solely intending to "bulge flash" in your underwear and not go nude, or if you're in a situation where nudity is not an option, then I would strongly suggest the use of a little, ah, assistance in that department. In other words, I'm suggesting you stick a rolled-up sports sock down the front of your underwear.

When I walk around beach areas in my underpants or Speedos, it's a huge kick just seeing women notice my impressive bulge. I get hugely turned on by the range of smiles, giggles, gasps, and even quiet comments that my big dick prompts. For me, just the act of a woman looking and reacting to my crotch is enough to turn me on. I love it.

I'm not saying all women are size queens, or that smaller men are in any way lesser than men with bigger cocks. All I'm saying is that a large bulge in a man's underwear or swimsuit will be more quickly noticed and responded to than a smaller bulge...and I want women looking at me as much as possible. That's what all male exhibitionists want, right?

If you want female eyeballs on your crotch, don't hesitate to enhance it and get the attention you crave. You won't regret it. Reach for your sock drawer if you have to!

Hide Your Identity...As Much As You Can...

While it's fun to get out there with nothing on, you probably don't want

everyone

to know that's how you get your kicks. That's why I advise wearing something to obscure your identity. I'm not talking a mask or a balaclava or anything that extreme...just something to give you a little room for deniability if you need it.

When I'm out and about looking for some female attention, I always wear something on my head (be it my eye-catching cowboy hat or a more standard baseball cap), as well as a pair of very large aviator sunglasses. That provides me with enough cover, and it should work for you too.

Make The Most Of The Beach...

If you live anywhere near the beach, get down there as much as you can. If you don't live near the coast, make the trip in when it's convenient for you. The beach is one of the few places where you can safely and legally wear next to nothing, and is thus as close to everyday paradise as an exhibitionist can get.

I spend much of my time at the beach, and I've had some amazing experiences on the sand and in the surf. On the beach, there are scantily clad women everywhere -- and in Australia, they are now nearly

all

wearing g-strings, or thongs as they are called in the US -- and it's your best chance to get near them.

With regards to the beach, my first piece of advice is a tricky one: buy a g-string yourself and wear it with confidence. You can get g-strings in various stores or online. I have one, and it always causes a stir when I wear it. Though g-strings on men are popular in some countries, in Australia they are a real rarity, so the minute a guy steps onto a beach with his butt cheeks on show, it gets a lot of attention.

Whether in my g-string or a standard pair of Speedos, my first move is to look for a group of women on the beach. Once I've spotted a likely batch of ladies, I lie down on the sand not far from them. Then I really heat things up. Right in their eyeline, I lie on my stomach and spread my legs luridly, indecently wide to give the women a view right up my butt.

After a while, I might get up and do some over-the-top stretches, and then lie down again, this time on my back so I can make a big show out of the huge bulge in my g-string or Speedos. I writhe around a little, apply sunscreen "seductively" all over my marbled chest and abs, and basically do whatever I can to get female attention.

Oftentimes, I'll get no response. The women I'm desperately primping and strutting for frequently don't notice me, while at other times, they appear wholly disinterested.

Occasionally, they will disappointingly respond with obvious disgust, which is usually followed by them either turning around with their backs to me, or actually getting up and leaving. These are the absolute worst responses, and thankfully, they don't happen too often.

Mostly, my beach cavorting is met with smiles, giggles, open laughter, and women trying (but failing) to surreptitiously alert their friends to my near-nude presence. Sometimes the women are so brazen about it all that it's quite shocking, and I always catch their sneaky efforts to "secretly" check me out.

My favourite response from women, however, is when they get out their phones and try -- and fail...miserably -- to secretly take photos of me. So many times, I've seen women pretend to snap shots of the scenery at the beach or get photos of their friends when they're really sneakily going about getting me in the frame. They actually think I don't notice, which is absolutely hilarious.

And if you think I'm bullshitting you here, then think again. You don't think women would do that sort of thing? You think only men are voyeuristic perves? You are completely wrong! Though women's motivations for checking out guys and photographing them might be different, they still do it, just like men do. Women, however, mainly seem to do it for a laugh, while the intentions of men are usually a little more...prurient.

Still, it is utterly astounding how many women I've caught obviously taking photos of me on the beach. Clearly emboldened by the fact that they won't ever get in trouble for such behaviour, or likely even get called out on it, women often happily snap away, getting naughty shots of my bare butt and cock bulge.

A guy doing the same thing to a woman on the beach would likely get arrested immediately, or at least yelled at. Sure, it's a major double standard...but it's one that works very, very well for an insatiable exhibitionist like me.

If you just can't come at wearing an actual g-string, you can always slide your swimsuit up into your butt-crack to reveal your cheeks. This isn't as extreme or eye-catching, but it will get you some attention.

When I'm doing this (usually because I've forgotten my g-string, or because the beach is too busy to wear it comfortably), I also pull my swimsuit down in front a little to reveal some of my man-scaped pubic hair. That always gets a lot of attention.

If the women watching me are very clearly and obviously enjoying my little "show" (if they're laughing, pointing, taking photos etc), I might take things a little further if the situation allows it. But I have to be near 100 per cent certain that a group of women want something more before I'll even consider taking the next lurid step. Again, I never want to upset or offend a woman...that's the last thing I want to do.

If I have a group of clearly interested women checking me out, then I might let my cock "accidentally" fall out of the side of my Speedos, or I might "accidentally" let my towel drop to reveal my bare butt for a few moments while changing out of my Speedos underneath.

Upon this apparent "accidental" exposure, I've had many groups of women literally go wild with excitement, laughing uproariously at my "misfortune," and yes, taking photos. They would likely be horribly disappointed if they knew how much I was actually enjoying it.

Over the years, I've noticed that many women really love the feeling of getting one over on a man; they love the sensation of catching a man out, or seeing him in an embarrassing situation.

If they think they've sneakily caught me in the nude, or managed a sly peek at my cock without me knowing it, their excitement is particularly pronounced. They think they have the upper hand, and I'm quite happy to make myself look like a fool to get this response. I'll do anything to get those female eyes on me...

Hang Out, Really Hang Out, At Nude Beaches...

Though the official nude beaches in Sydney, Australia tend to largely be the domain of gay men, they can also bear sexy fruit for perverted heterosexual exhibitionists like me. Women do occasionally wander onto our nude beaches, and while many are lesbians or genuine naturists, there are the occasional perves too, and these are always easy to spot.

While strolling along the sand (always in groups or pairs) looking at the water and surrounds, these cheeky women can often be seen surreptitiously checking out all the male bodies and exposed dicks on display. When there are women like this on a nude beach, you literally have to battle the other exhibitionists for their attention, but it can make for a lot of wholly legal fun.

Hanging around the fringes of nude beaches can also reap rewards. It's here that you might find curious women who want to see some male flesh, but who are too nervous, conservative or uptight to head onto the actual beach itself. You occasionally find these women hanging around perving, laughing, and again, even taking photos of the beach from a safe distance.

Sydney's most famous nude beach is the cliff-fronted Lady Bay Beach, which is accessible only by a set of metal stairs fronted by a small platform, which appears to have been constructed for the distinct purpose of perving on those lazing on the sand and swimming in the water below.

One warm, sunny day while lazing at Lady Bay, I spotted two older women head onto the platform from the walking path that runs past the stairs down to the beach. Clad in just my quickly pulled-on black Speedo Aqua Shorts, I immediately jumped up from my spot on the sand, and walked up the stairs to see if I could get anything started with these two likely looking ladies.

"Look at the size of that one," I heard one of the women say in an American accent as I swaggered up the stairs. "It's a whopper!"

Both blonde and slightly heavy with big breasts, the two women looked to be in their fifties or sixties, and one of them had a camera hanging limply from her right hand. The two women stopped their obviously naughty conversation when they saw me coming, a look of embarrassment on both their faces.

"Hey, ladies," I said with a big smile. "See anything you like?"

"Oh, my goodness," the woman with the camera exclaimed, and covered her face with her hand in embarrassment. "Damn! You caught us red handed!"

"If you were hoping to get a photo, I'd be happy to pose," I said with another big smile. "You can grab a closer shot and get in the photo with me if you like. That'll be better than taking a pic of the beach from up here."

"Oh, my goodness," said the other woman with a smile. "What a polite and helpful young man. You Aussies are just lovely...and so handsome too!"

With that, I quickly and without hesitation slid down my Speedos, which prompted a range of very pleased gasps from the two American women, both of whom looked right at my enormous cock and low-hanging balls and giggled. One of them even pointed hilariously right at my crotch.

"Golly, you've got yourself quite the johnson there," said the woman with the camera.

"It's very nice indeed," said the other woman.

I then posed outrageously and flexed my muscles like I was in a bodybuilding comp. I swung my hips a little to make my cock sway suggestively from side to side, and I ran my hands all over my bare torso. Both women snapped off shots with their phones and the camera too, really indulging themselves. I made the most of every salacious second too.

"Well, I'll tell ya," said the other woman, "the ladies in my book club are gonna get a very nice surprise when they ask to see my holiday snaps!"

The two American women then took turns standing next to me while the other one took photos of us together. We chatted and laughed good naturedly, and one of the women placed her warm, sweaty hand on my chest for a few sexy moments, but things never progressed any further than that. I thought one of them might have gone for my, ahem, johnson, but it very sadly never happened.

It was, however, very much a fun, sexy experience in and of itself, and I've had similar ones around Sydney's nude beaches over the years. Though they are obviously more satisfying for gay dudes, a straight exhibitionist like me -- and hopefully you -- can certainly have fun on a nude beach too.

Get Chatting To A Chugger...

In Australia, we have what are colloquially referred to as "chuggers," and they can be a lot of fun for a sex-crazed exhibitionist like me. Chuggers have provided me with much amusement and arousal over the years, and I'll tell you how.

Chugger is an abbreviation of the colloquial term "charity mugger." A chugger's remit is to approach random people at shopping centres and on busy main streets, and then attempt to persuade them to donate to their charity. This does not involve a simple cash donation, but usually a monthly withdrawal from said person's bank account. It's a somewhat complicated and involved process; it's not just about dropping a few dollars into a tin.

The very important factor to note here is that chuggers are most definitely

not

big hearted volunteers...they are basically being paid to accost people on the street, and they usually don't even care about the charity they're spruiking for. That's the fact.

The other important factor here is that chuggers are nearly always twenty-something travellers from overseas, and on top of that, they are frequently young women, and on top of that, they are often very hot, sexy women from places like Brazil, Scandinavia and the UK.

The great thing about chuggers is that

they

come to

you

, and they are very, very persistent, as they make their money on commission. In short, you don't even have to make any effort at all. It's like a hot chick is being presented to you on a platter. But if you're thinking that I just pull my cock out when they approach me, you would unfortunately be mistaken. That is, firstly, illegal and, secondly, well, not very nice either.

No, what I do is engage female chuggers in lots of raunchy but seemingly innocent talk about being naked, and my naked body in particular. It's like exhibitionism of the mind. How does this work? Let me give you an example of one of my favourite methods of sexy engagement with chuggers.

What follows is pretty much a literal word-for-word run-through of a highly arousing and very successful exchange I had with a staggeringly attractive, thickly accented Brazilian chugger outside a busy shopping centre.

Chugger: "Sir, could I talk with you about [charity deleted to prevent any offence] today? Do you have a spare moment?"

Me: "Oh, no, I'm so sorry...I have a class waiting for me."

Chugger: "Oh, you are a teacher? That is wonderful. It won't take a moment. What do you teach?"