AUTHOR'S NOTES:
This story takes the form of a how-to guide written by my recurring character Matt, a muscular, well-hung, twenty-something, sex-addicted male exhibitionist. Here, Matt offers a few tips for burgeoning male exhibitionists on how to enjoyably, politely, and legally expose themselves to women.
This story features much discussion of CFNM, stripping, exhibitionism, and male nudity, but there is no highly detailed or extended sexual contact.
Though this is essentially a work of fiction, some of it is based on personal experience. Some material included here has featured in my past stories. All characters are over eighteen.
I am endeavouring to gradually write a CFNM "Oz Beach Boy" story in every Literotica category. This entry: "How To".
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My Name Is Matt...And I Love Women Seeing Me In The Nude!
Who am I? I'm Matt, a sex addicted, twenty-something Aussie male exhibitionist. I get my kicks from stripping off my gear for women that like to look. Nothing gets me hotter than the sight of a group of ladies giggling and whispering to each other while looking at me in my Speedos at the beach. I
love
being ogled and objectified by interested women.
I spend hours running, swimming and training in the gym to get my body as ripped and muscular as I possibly can, principally to get female attention. Taking my narcissism right to the limit, I keep my highly toned body waxed, smooth and almost completely free of hair.
I like to show off and put myself in potentially sexy situations whenever I can, and I've had some very, very sordid and wonderfully salacious encounters with members of the opposite sex.
Though an exhibitionist, I'm no mere flasher. I like my exhibitionist escapades to be funny or sexy, and not frightening or upsetting. I don't like to shock, disgust or intimidate women, or just whip out my enormous cock with no context, so to speak. I don't stroll the city streets unzipping my pants in front of whoever happens to walk past. That is definitely
not
how I get my sexual kicks.
I only get naughty with pairs or groups of women that appear to be into it. I frequent Sydney's various beaches and secluded bays, where wearing next to nothing is not exactly out of the ordinary. I lie near-nude on the sand, and stroll around the beachfront clad in just my Speedos or a pair of tight-fitting underpants...always looking for women to look at me.
[For much more on Matt's approach to getting nude for women, see my previous story: "Oz Beach Boy's Exhibitionism Essay"]
How To Expose Yourself...Politely & Legally
I have a small arsenal of sleazy but relatively innocent techniques to get female eyeballs on my perennially summer-ready rig. These can involve me being fully naked at a nude beach, barely clad on a popular strip of sand, strolling around in my underwear, or even, yes, fully clothed.
As I've said, however, I like to keep my exhibitionism as polite, civil, and inoffensive as I possibly can, so here are my learned-from-experience tips for male exhibitionists looking to turn themselves on...hopefully without turning any women off.
Get In Better Shape!
If you want to have as much exhibitionist fun as possible, and you really want to get a big response from women, I would strongly suggest trimming down and getting in shape.
Fortunately, my schedule allows me to spend a lot of time training and exercising, and I have my own home gym too, which means I'm always ripped and ready to go. As I've said, the main reason I do that is to get female attention. My exhibitionist tendencies
drive
my desire to work out and get fit.
If you are unable to spend as much time as me exercising, I would at least suggest trying to slim down as much as possible. On the whole, I've found that women like a guy who is in good shape. If you want women looking at you and checking you out, you'll get better results with a better rig. It's tough, but trust me on this one...it will definitely work in your favour to trim down and get as buff as you can.
This might be a step too far for you, but I also have all my body hair waxed off at a salon to give myself as clean and smooth a look as possible. I maintain some hair under my arms, along with some man-scaped pubic hair, but outside of that, I am silky smooth...and the ladies seem to like it. I realise, however, that waxing isn't something all men are into, but for me, it really works.
In short, when it comes to exposing yourself to women, you don't need to be perfect, but you'll always be better off when you're as good as you can realistically be.
If You Don't Have A Lot...Reach For A Sock!
Nearly every day, I thank the universe -- and my supremely well-hung American porn actor, bank robber, convict father
[See Story: "Oz Beach Boy Looks For His Father"]
-- for blessing me with a monstrous member. My cock hangs long and thick and uncut almost down to my knees, and it's certainly gotten me into a lot of sexual mischief over the years.
If you're not as fortunate as me when it comes to manly endowment, and you're solely intending to "bulge flash" in your underwear and not go nude, or if you're in a situation where nudity is not an option, then I would strongly suggest the use of a little, ah, assistance in that department. In other words, I'm suggesting you stick a rolled-up sports sock down the front of your underwear.