fPlenty of people openly complained on the Public Portal about my first submission, "How to Piss Off an Editor", and in the same breath wrote to me privately; saying they wished they'd had the guts to say what I had and that I was right. They couldn't believe nobody had thought about it previously.
So I've decided to be my irreverent self again and write the counterpart of "How to Piss Off and Editor". I know that lots of you will want to crucify me for saying the things I will, but I feel it's only fair to the writers that I do.
So here it is, in no particular order, what I think makes a good editor.
• A good editor doesn't simply read and correct spelling and grammatical mistakes;
That would be much too easy if all we had to do was read and correct those kinds of mistakes.
• A good editor gets down and dirty with the story and isn't afraid to shred it to pieces if need be;
That doesn't mean tearing our writer's heart out but we have to stop being sissies; pussy-footing around our writers. They are big boys and girls and they can hear what's what.
• A good editor doesn't just praise but also says why and where the praise is due;
It's too easy to give pats on the shoulder; we need to get more in depth in our analysis of the work submitted to us.
• A good editor critiques and is not afraid to say what's on his/her mind;