Now guys, how often has this happened to you? You have some free time on hand, you're wife, girlfriend, friend with benefits, significant or insignificant other is out of town, out shopping or just out of the picture for the next few hours (at least) and you decide to take in a good porn flick. Yeah, it happens sometimes, you have an afternoon of some pure, lowbrow, raw visual entertainment with absolutely no redeeming value except for popping off.
Well, you find the perfect flick, get it home without drawing too much attention to yourself, get yourself set up with a beverage, some clean up rags and the remote control and you're ready for an experience. You fire up the DVD player and fast forward though the warnings and notices, endure a bit of useless plot and then suddenly, the clothes are removed and you are watching some of hard-core's finest breasts, cocks, pussies and asses in all their enormous, gleaming and thrusting beauty.
Yeah, you know those flicks and three minutes into the feature you are wanking away and try as you might, with all that hot action on the screen you are coming right along with the actor onscreen. And there you are, not even five minutes into your ninety minute porn film and you've shot your wad. What do you do? What do you do?
Well sure, for you younger guys you just carry on, but then again, after you've popped your load for a second time and you're only ten minutes into the film, you're still stuck. You could go on watching hoping to work up another hard-on, but damn, unless you've got an ample supply of some good lube your gonna rub that sucker raw, trying to coax one last cum shot out of it. And damn, even if you've got calluses on your cock your arm's got to be aching after that extended jerking, and we haven't even mentioned carpal tunnel syndrome.
Now, you could try rummaging through some of the toys hidden deep in underwear drawers, but after coming once (or twice) those vibrations begin to feel a bit like "...the distant humming of some far-away bees," if you let me (mis)quote Laurie Anderson. Mind you, your head is in the right place, as long as you have batteries or electricity, these devices won't get tired and if you use some common sense, you'll not blister your twister reaching for that cum shot. The problem you face with these toys is simply, as Tim Taylor would say, "You need more power!"
More power: that is the answer. Don't go digging through your draws looking for those mild mannered girlie toys, step boldly into the garage, saunter up to the workbench and inject some real power into your sex life. That said gentlemen, let's use a bit of discretion here. Stay far away from any blades, hammers, drills, planes, scrapers, rippers, crow bars and screwdrivers. The secret here is to remember the concept of many of the toys we talked about earlier... think vibration. That's it, your good old vibratory sander.
Much like the toys described above, these vibratory sanders come in different shapes and sizes. Ryobi and several other manufacturers will make some fine specialty sanders and these may work for some kinky activity, but for just flat out, double, triple or even quadruple cum shots I recommend an old faithful. The Craftsman standard vibratory sander brings an earth shattering ¼ horsepower of jittering joy to even the deadest dick.
