What Friends are for.
"There you go; one pint of Best in a handle as always. Cheers."
"Thanks Xander. Cheers mate." As Xander regained his seat in the window, he took a long draught and placed his glass on the round table in front of him. Looking across at his friend of many years, he asked,
"Jacob, my dear friend, I sense you are not yourself this evening. Anything you want to share with me?" There was a brief leaden pause. Then without looking up from the glass which he held between his palms, Jacob asked,
"Xander, how long have we known each other?" Somewhat surprised by the remark, Xander said in a questioning voice,
"Like, for ever. School, university, shared digs, on occasions shared girlfriends, each's best man; what are you asking?"
"Well you're right, I do have something on my mind, and you are the only person in the world, that a. I can share it with, and b. who could help me with a solution."
"Anything. Go for it. Tell me." Jacob looked up and across at his dear friend Xander.
"Anything? You mean it? You won't be shocked or judgemental or get up and walk away?"
"Jacob, for God's sake, stop pissing about and tell me. What is it. I promise not to overreact, whatever it is." There was another long pause, as Jacob gathered his thoughts and his courage.
"Okay. Well it's about Martha. I don't know whether you've noticed, but she is getting more and more bossy and demanding. I feel I'm becoming more of a slave than a husband. I'm expected to do more and more, for less and less."
"Less and less? What do you mean?" There was another pause, while Jacob gazed into his glass again, seeking courage and inspiration.
"It's about sex really. It's now all on her terms; only when she wants it. It used to be great, now obviously I don't turn her on anymore. Oh I'm sure it's half my fault. I've always given in to her, because I wanted her to be happy. I've never made demands on her in any way. I just feel we are drifting apart; our marriage is crumbling."
"Have you tried talking to Martha about your worries?"
"I can't. I want to, but I feel more and more out of control, and humiliated."
"Do you think there's someone else? Has she good a lover, male or female?"
"If she has, it's virtual; she never goes out."
"Do you go out together?"
"Hardly at all. Whenever I suggest a meal or a visit to the cinema, or a concert, she always has an excuse. So I've almost given up making suggestions." He paused looking forlornly into his now nearly empty glass. "What am I going to do Xander? I love the woman, and I don't want to lose her. I want to get back to how it was. Help me, please." Xander got up and gathered the glasses, smiling.
"Panic not, dear friend. Another pint, and I'll tell you what I think." It was his turn to consider, how far would Jacob be prepared to go, and how far could their friendship be stretched. But Jacob had taken the risk with him, he should do the same. When he had paid Gloria, he went back to the table, to be assailed by,
"And there's another thing. I've found myself, getting more and more resentful of the way Martha is treating me, and I feel I want to humiliate her, dominate her, punisher her. The trouble is, I can't do it, I've left it to long and too late, she'd only laugh at me. But you could Xander. What do you say? Help me." This was all too good to be true, Xander thought.
"Calm yourself Jacob. Of course I can help you. But what I have to suggest will test our friendship to the limit."
"Anything. Go for it. What do you have in mind? Anything"
"Okay then. What would you say if I asked you, would you mind if I fucked Martha in front of you? Nothing underhand. I wouldn't do anything with her behind your back, I promise?" Jacob wasn't fazed by the question, in fact he seemed to be very interested in the concept."
"Well yes, if it's part of your plan," he responded.
"Okay. Fine. This is what you do. When you get back, tell Martha that you're concerned about me. I seem to be a bit down. Suggest to her that you invite me to one of those candle-lit dinners we used to have before Sally died. Then leave it up to me."
It always used to be just the four of them. Xander and Sally, Jacob and Martha. But since Sally had been killed in the car accident some four years ago, Xander had retreated into himself, shunning friends and social occasions. It was just Jacob and Xander now. But time is the great healer, and Xander found he could now talk about her without wallowing in self-pity and longing. He was ready for the challenge that Jacob had set him.
Xander took a taxi, partly because he knew they would drink too much, and partly because if all went according to plan, he would be spending the night there. It was Martha who opened the door to the insistent sound of the bell.
"Hello Xander. It's been a long time. How are you?" she purred seductively. Xander proffered the large bunch of roses, and the bottle of wine, and took her by her broad shoulders, kissing her perfunctorily on both cheeks. She was wearing a full-length pale flowered satin gown, gathered under her ample bosom, her white, rounded chest, accentuating the long darker cleavage, promising ripe, over-sized breasts. The gathered straps displaying her fleshy bare arms.
"Come in Xander. Please make yourself at home. Jacob'll be with us shortly. He's busy in the kitchen just now. He'll get the drinks when he's ready. Sit yourself down." She was flirting in a rather unsubtle manner, sitting opposite Xander, allowing the split side of her gown to fall away revealing a chubby stockinged leg, up to a similarly ample, dimpled thigh; was that a hint of suspender? She surreptitiously pulled down the top of her gown, and leaned forward. Tell me how you are." Xander deliberately allowed his gaze to dwell, probably longer that etiquette allowed, on the now obvious suspender and the magnificent swell of her breasts. Martha smiled, he was taking the bait, she thought.
"Jacob tells me you're a bit down, so I thought I'd invite you for one of the dinners we all used to enjoy. I know it won't be the same without Sally, but I thought we'd try." Xander smiled inwardly, whilst maintaining his dour exterior. She was so blatant, making the invitation out to be her idea, when it had been his, delivered by Jacob. She was falling for it.
Jacob had been hovering in the hallway listening, and entered the lounge as if on a pre-arrange signal. Xander stood up. Jacob advanced saying,
"Here mate, give us a man-hug. How are you?" The two friends embraced meaningfully. "What can I get you both to drink? Martha?"
"A gin and tonic. And don't drown the gin. Lemon and one lump of ice. And don't forget the nibbles."
"Xander?"
"Have you a bottle of red open? That would be lovely, thank you."
"No problem. One G&T, one glass of red, and the nibbles," and off he dutifully toddled, back to the kitchen.
"So tell me what you're up to Xander. Is there anyone special in your life? I know Sally would be impossible to replace, but you need to move on, everyone does, everyone needs someone. I feel guilty that I haven't been there for you, as I should have been. But I'm here for you now, for anything you want." She had rather too obviously emphasised the 'anything'; another indication of how much easier it was going to be, putting his plan into action. Xander attempted a small fake smile,
"Thank you Martha, you're a dear. I shall remember that," he said with equal knowing emphasis. "No, there's no-one else. Jacob has been my rock and I'm very grateful, he deserves the best. He is a truly solid guy. The best friend anyone could have. He'd share anything and everything with me, I know. Anyway, what about you. You look particularly lovely this evening." He'd always had a fascination with Martha. He admired her fecund fullness; her childish smile, her auburn hair resting on her broad shoulders, her big fleshy breasts, her tucked-in waist, emphasising her broad hips and her big round pouting buttocks; the complete opposite of his beloved Sally. But he was strangely attracted to her. He'd tried to sum her up ... buxom, generous, rounded, cuddly ... Jacob returned carrying a tray which he set down on the coffee table in the middle of the carpet.
"G and T for you my love. Red for you Xander. G and T for me. Cheers," he offered when they all had their glasses, "Here's to us, and a convivial intimate evening; Not quite like old times, but let's see what we make of it. Cheers."
"Cheers," the other two chorused, and took their glasses to their lips.
"Dinner won't be long. I've kept it simple. I didn't want to spend the evening in the kitchen missing the conversation. So no starter, chicken risotto with a green side salad, followed by an individual Eton Mess. Then coffee and liqueurs to suit your taste. Okay?" Jacob looked for approval from both of them. Martha ignored him, her eyes on Xander's handsome features.
"Sounds brilliant Jacob. Can't wait," Responded Xander with genuine anticipation.
"Pass the nibbles to Xander, and then sit down," Martha barked quietly. "Xander, forgive me if you think I'm prying, but how come a very attractive man like you, still hasn't got a girl-friend? I would have thought they would have been falling over themselves to be bedded by you."
"Well, it's just that Sally and I had such a rich and exciting love life, that she would be hard to replace."
"But what do you do for relief?" Xander looked across at Jacob, to gauge his reaction to the direction the conversation was taking; being steered by Martha, but to be encouraged by Xander. Jacob was looking intensely at his friend, he too was eager to know how it would develop. "Jacob, the buzzer on the cooker." Jacob got up rather disappointedly, and went into the kitchen again.
Xander looked at Martha quizzically, and answered her question with a question,
"What do you think I do Martha?"