A special thanks goes to redfoxxy1959, for her most helpful input on the story line, and actual writing of 'The Sexy Letter'.
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The Problem:
Having been married for five short years, enjoying all of the attributes of marriage, including a fair amount of sex, Diane and Cal were almost the idyllic couple. Almost, except for one major bump in the road, that being, the accumulation of an inordinate amount of credit card debt, all due to the unbridled spending passions of Diane. Despite the fact, and possibly because of the fact, that Cal made a healthy income, and was fully able and willing to pay all of the household bills, Diane could not resist privately using her personal credit cards to buy endless numbers of bobbles and trinkets. Whereas Cal, admittedly being one willing to 'give the benefit of the doubt', had allowed his wife to get herself to this point of no return, before confronting and offering the following (his) solution to her predicament.
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The Agreement:
"Good morning Dear." Cal chimed pleasantly as Diane entered the kitchen.
"Yeah, what's so good about it?"
"Well for one thing, I have prepared you this delicious breakfast that includes bacon, eggs, cream-of-wheat, orange slices and some big fluffy pancakes. So grab yourself a cup of coffee and I'll serve you too, if you like?"
"Humph." Diane exclaimed, interrupting and eyeing Cal suspiciously. "So why don't you just go ahead and tell me what it is, that you are trying so hard to 'butter me up for'?" Diane barked, not knowing just how close she was, to hitting the nail on the head, with her cheeky expression of skepticism.
"You just relax, 'butter up your pancakes', enjoy your breakfast, and we can talk about whatever we need to talk about, after we have eaten."
"Yep, just like I figured, you always have some lame ulterior motive, whenever you pretend to do anything nice!"
Diane had always exhibited a rather pronounced mean streak, but Cal had come to understand that this was really just her way of dealing with difficult situations, and life's little stressors. Unfortunately, it was Diane's pert attitude that had really got her in hot water with her creditors to begin with, leaving her remaining balances to be subject to the highest interest rates and multitudes of penalty fees.
"Forget it, I can't even eat now, you tell me what the #%&@# your talking about so I can get on with this lousy day."
"I really wish you would eat and try to accept my generosity without all the fuss."
"Generosity, is that what you call ruining my whole day?"
"I assure you, I do not want to 'ruin your whole day', I just want for us to make some plans, and arrange for you to be able to take care of your current financial situation."
"My financial situation is none of your business, and I wish that you would just keep your nose out of it."
"Diane, I promised you that I would let you take care of all the bills and 'your' accounts, as long as you would not put us in jeopardy. But..!" Cal went on, interrupting Diane's attempt to cut in. "I can no longer ignore the phone calls and mounting debt that you have so inexpertly generated. Whether you believe it or not, your debt now threatens our ability to go on."
"And what exactly do you mean by 'our ability to go on'?" Diane asked haughtily, struggling to maintain her composure and dignity.
"What I mean by 'stability' is, if you want me to be able to support us and keep the things we now have, you are going to have to learn to live by my rules, or I will be forced to let you go."
"Let me go? You wouldn't dare! I would sue you for everything and get plenty of alimony to boot and you know it!" Diane exclaimed with confidence. "Is that what you want?"
"For the record, I do not want a divorce, I do want you to get out of debt, and I am willing to help you. If on the other hand, you are not willing to let me help you, 'my way', I will be forced to cut my losses, and pay; whatever the cost of divorce might be for me. I also believe that you would be better off, by allowing me to help you directly, instead of trying to get an attorney to force me to pay your credit card debt or whatever. So go ahead and check with an attorney if you want, but crunch your numbers carefully, because you could stand to do a lot worse than having to deal with me."
"Deal with you huh, and what exactly do I have to do to 'deal with you'?"
"Well first, like any good credit consolidation company would do, I must require you to surrender and destroy all of your credit cards and close the accounts and swear to not open any new accounts until your bad debt is paid, in full."
Diane knew that her debt was pretty bad, but for lack of sufficient planning and budgeting, all she could be sure of, was that she definitely did not have the resources to even make her minimum payments. As far as getting an attorney and a divorce, she really didn't want to suffer the humiliation, and, wasn't sure if she would, as Cal had put it, be able to get enough support money from a divorce to pay her bills, and have enough left over for any kind of a decent living.
"And that's it?" Diane continued indignantly. "Is that all I need to do for you to 'help me'?"
"No hon, there are a few more rules; Like having a positive attitude, a desire for straightening up your act, and a willingness to do some special things to compensate me for digging you out of your debt."
Given that Diane had always put up a coarse exterior in front of her husband, she had to admit that she had usually overdone it, and could probably do a little better job of trying to be hospitable. She was also aware of the fact that she had denied Cal of many sexual favors, and that her 'special compensations' in accordance with the arrangement he was proposing would most likely include some form of kink. Why not give it a try, she began to think; by simply allowing some sexual extravagances like, hand jobs, oral swallowing, and anal, she thought to herself, she could still be getting the better end of the stick, while letting Cal worry about all the bills.
"I suppose you will require me to fuck you every day, won't you?"
"No, that is silly, besides, its' not the quantity, but the quality, that I am interested in."
"The quality?!" Diane barked. "I have always given you quality sex, I am certain that you can not get any more 'quality' from me, than you are already getting."
"No, that is true darling you are correct, but I do have some special tricks for you to learn, and assignments for you to perform."
"What kind of 'tricks' are you talking about and just how do you suppose it is, that I am suppose to learn them?"
"So, do you agree to the arrangement, or not?" Cal asked poignantly, clearly indicating by the folding of arms, that he did not want to reveal any additional information about 'The Arrangement', until Diane had made some sort of decision."
Diane groaned her capitulation, "I suppose."
Cal acknowledged as he pulled out a folded up piece of notebook paper from his pocket. "Very well then."
"What the heck is that?"
"This my dear, is a contract." Cal explained calmly.
"A contract, what in the world do you think I am gunna do, run away?"
"Let's just say, I want to make our arrangement 100 percent clear."