By the time I got back to the slave pen Victoria's hands were tied behind her with a thick, coarse hemp rope. Another rope had been tied around her neck, with the loose end dangling down as a makeshift leash.
"Don't worry," I said, smiling broadly. "I have a plan."
Victoria's eyes brightened as for the first time in a long time she allowed herself to hope. "You buy me back?" she said excitedly, still maintaining her accented English. "You have money, Massah?"
I laughed and shook my head. "No, my little slave girl," I said dismissing her foolishness as I patted her on the cheek. "You stole my wallet, don't you remember? I could have easily bought you if you hadn't done that, for you sold for about 2 pounds."
I paused to allow her a moment to understand the enormity of what I had just told her. "So little?" she said, clearly shocked at the paltriness of the sum which had cost her her freedom. "You buy me back, easy!!!" she said, again allowing herself to hope.
"Indeed I could, if I had money, which I don't because you stole my wallet. Do not blame yourself my foolish little slave. You always used to say that all blacks are natural thieves. It does not anger me, any more than it embarrassed me to watch you juice yourself in front of the buyers bidding on your pussy. It is simply who you are. But today your thieving ways will cost you."
"What you mean?" she said.
"You don't have to talk that way, Victoria. No one else is listening."
Even with her skin dark I could see Victoria was blushing. Her accent was slightly absurd, a sort of pigeon English with an English person's idea of a French / African accent.
"Dis is how I'ze talk," she said defiantly. Nervously she looked around. "If deh here me talk fancy, I get whip. Now tell me plan! Tell me now."
I smiled at her bossiness and the tone of her voice for it was clear that even now she had not learned her lesson. "I can't buy you, which means I need some way of finding you after you are sold. Some way to guarantee you won't be lost."
"That the plan? You talk to owner? You promise him fortune, so you find me?"
"Your owner is buying you until harvest, and he'll resell you then. I have no money, and I don't know if I'm going to be able to get to the coast, get back, and locate you in time. So I need some way to find you."
"You give me cell phone?"
I laughed out loud at the idea of a naked black slave wench having a cell phone. Victoria could be stupid when she was desperate. Plus she clearly wasn't understanding her present state.
"No, the farmer would take that from you, and sell it. Tell me, Victoria: how do you mark the horses in your family's stable?"
"A microchip?" she said.
I smiled. "Those can be used AFTER you find the animal, and scan it, but they don't help you locate it. Plus this place is far too primitive for that sort of technology. Come now, Victoria, use that tiny brain of yours. When you were a little girl how did you mark your ponies so you knew they were yours?"
Victoria did think for a moment, and I relished the sight of the wheels in her mind turning as she slowly came upon the inevitable solution.
"I branded them?" she said reluctantly.
Victoria offered her answer tentatively, as if the answer itself, while technically correct, couldn't possibly be right. Alas, it was.
"Yes," I said cheerfully, opening my hand to reveal the branding head in my palm. "You branded them."
Victoria stared at the large W branding head in stunned disbelief.
"Beautiful, isn't it? Like the one your family uses. Remember what you said when you branded Dusty last year? You said it looked like two V's on top of each other, for Victoria, because you loved her twice as much. Now I'm going to love you twice as much, too."
"But... but Dusty was a horse!"
I smiled, amused by her attempt to argue herself out of the predicament she had created. Remember her attitude toward me when I was her husband it delighted me to toy with her now.
"True enough," I allowed, smiling pleasantly, and adopting the proper English 'morning at tea' tone we used for all of our business discussions, which in the past she always won as Victoria held the purse strings. "More to the point Dusty was chattel that needed to be marked. As I recall, when I asked you if branding was cruel you bombarded me with reasons why it wasn't: it was business, it was traditional, it was necessary, it only hurt for a second, and it was far less painful than the animal being stolen and abused. As always you seemed quite sure of yourself, quite certain you were right."
"I was right!" she insisted, "I'm always right."
Victoria's vanity was one of her great weaknesses, and it was delightful to use it to snare her. "Very well, I conceded you were right, and farm animals MUST be marked. Now explain to me why those reasons do not apply to you."
"I'm a woman, not a horse! I'm not a farm animal."
"Not in England, perhaps, but we're not in England, are we? You brought us here, and here you are legally a farm animal. You will eat slop and pull heavy ploughs and carts, and the farmer will be free to use the whip on you if you are lazy, and mortgage or sell you, just as he would any other farm animal. Would you like to read your bill of sale?"
Victoria, looking most unhappy, shook her head.
"So you agree that -- under the laws of the place we are standing in right now -- you are a farm animal?"
She hesitated, then nodded.
"Very well. We have established you are a farm animal. You have said yourself that branding farm animals is NOT inhumane, and that it only hurts for a moment, if at all, and we both know you are always right. Indeed, as I recall you said branding farm animals was a necessity."
"I didn't NEED to brand Dusty," Victoria conceded. "Emily and Katherine had branded their ponies and... "
I smiled and nodded, "I understand. A rump brand can be very attractive, and a sign of pride for the owner. They are in fact quite traditional, and quite proper, and legal, and all the things that you so admires. See that girl over there, by the well, and the other one, by the wall? Like you, they are both slaves, and they are both wearing brands."
"But a brand is PERMANENT," she wailed. "Forever. It will mark me as a slave FOREVER. Even after I return to England, I'll be marked as a slave."
"Come now, Victoria! Why so squeamish? You yourself told me your family fortune was built on the Triangle trade, and it wasn't immorality, it was business. True, a slave brand is indelible, and once marked you shall be a slave forever. You won't be able to go the beach, and you'll have to be careful about changing or showering at the gym, or with your doctor. If someone sees it, it would be QUITE embarrassing, and if the wrong person sees it, or if I tire of your attitude, you might well find yourself back on the slave market again."
"You bastard!" she screamed. "You fucking bastard! You can't do this to me!"
"There, there, my little negress," I said, soothing her temper tantrum as if she were a naughty child, "I'm not doing this to you, you did this to you. As for the brand, I'm doing it FOR you. See? I picked the largest W I could find, so it would be easy to spot. I have this separate head to put the stars around it, so it will be just like the one you put on Dusty."