My brats slightly impatient. Whenever she wants something she is sweetness and light, however all hell breaks loose as soon as she doesn't get her way.
I was sat in my armchair reading the news on my phone, stifled by the state of the world and in storms what can only be described as a stroppy floozy with her hair a mess, wearing only her bra and pants. Standing over me she expects attention, naturally I ignored her as she knows not to disturb her daddy whist he's reading. Letting out a cute cough her gangly limbs swayed before me in my periphery - adorable to put it simply. Seconds later realising she was getting nowhere she begins to tap that cute little foot at a million miles a minute and what I presume is an inadvertent whinge huffing. Still, I don't look up.
'Daddy...' she intones. Still fixated by the monstrosities in the middle east I continue the story I am on. In all honesty I thought I trained her better than that speaking out of turn is something that I won't stand for, her bruised arse speaks to this the only way that I can teach her is by making her wait. Seeing my unresponsiveness she grows more upset and eventually slaps me lightly on the cheek. Shocked I slam my phone down on the table and pin her against the wall by her throat.