(note: all characters are meant to be over 18. I've made some edits that hopefully leave no question about that.)
] For clarity, character Max has this bracket on his lines of speech
} Layla has this bracket on her lines of speech
*SWEEEEEEEEEEEEET EMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTIONN--*
*click*
"Hello?"
]"David."
"Hey man, what's up?"
]"David."
"Yo, I heard you the first time. What is it?"
]"Dude, I found her."
"...the hell are you talking about, found who?"
]"A girl for us to share."
}In the background, "I'm not a girl! I'm a butterfly!"
"Really? Awesome man, try her out and let me know how it goes."
]"I did, we just got back from a Halloween party. She's amazing. We're on our way over to your place right now."
"...Christ, you could give me some warning first."
]"I know, I know. But she's worth it, trust me."
"You know I've heard that before."
]"This- she's not like last time. I swear. You should have been at this party, man, you missed out. She's a riot, the whole gang likes her."
"Alright, alright. Come on by, I'll put some pants on. You're lucky I'm home tonight."
]"Oh yeah. Shit, I forgot, you're going on vacation. Can you sit her for the night? They're sending me upstate for a project and I won't be back until late tomorrow."
"We're gonna have to work on this 'talking to each other about important things' thing if we want this to work."
]"Yeah, you're right. Sorry. It just happened so suddenly, I couldn't believe it. I mean, I've been seeing her for a couple weeks but I just knew she was the one after we went out tonight. Anyway, we're coming up on your neighborhood, see you in a few."
"Right. Bye now."
]"By-"
*click*
"Well, so much for the video games. This is either gonna be great, or terrible."
There's a few beer bottles and take-out food containers sitting out. Into the receptacles they go. Now pants.
At least Max is stoked. He's already tried her out and liked her, that's a good sign. He's got good taste, even if he's a little over-optimistic.
*riiiiiiing* *glooooooong*
That's the door.
*clack* *clok* *creaaaaak*
"Hey Max."
]"David! Enjoying your time off so far?"
"I was until just a few minutes ago."
]"Aw, don't be like that. Look, this is Layla. Say hi Layla!"
}"Hiiiii!"
"She's pretty cute, I'll give you that. A real butterfly, too."
}"See, I told you."
]"I don't know where she got those badass fancy wings from. She won't tell me."
}"Girl's gotta have her secrets."
"I can find out if you want me to."
]"Nah, it's OK. She's expensive enough as it is without buying her accessories for her."
}"Oh wait, maybe I will tell you after all!"
]"Alright, look. I know this is short notice. I'll tell you what, you watch her tonight, and I'll buy the liquor on the next movie night we have if you don't think she's the best thing to happen to you since you were born."
"You're laying it on thick here, bro. I mean you're including meeting you in that. You know the guys can knock back some serious brew on movie night."
]"Yeah, I am. And I'm serious. Just give her a chance, you'll see."
"Alright princess, daddy says it's time to go inside."
}"He's not daddy, he's my teddy bear!"
"Whatever. Come along now."
}"OK. Bye Mr. Daddy Bear!"
]"Really, Layla? Already?"
}"What? What did I say?"
]"He's not like me, honey. I told you that. You can't say things like that and expect to get away with it, not with him."
}"Aw, he doesn't look so scary. You're a nice guy, aren't you mister? I've heard so much about you!"
"In point of fact, no, I am not. Wait inside, grownups are talking now. And don't touch anything."
Door closes.
"You're sure about this?"
]"Yeah man. She's a handful, but be honest- isn't that what you want? Tell me she isn't absolutely adorable."
"She is, yes. It's going to be quite entertaining destroying her world."
]"For the record, I hate it when you say it like that. I trust you know what you're doing though."
"Of course. See you later, Max."
Open door. Close door. Locked.
"Layla, I told you not to touch anything."
}"I'm not! I didn't! Except walking in. Couldn't help it, I can't fly."
"And where is it that you're sitting right now?"
}"On the couch."
"And touching the couch isn't touching something?"
}"Well I have to touch something. It was either the couch, which is for sitting on, or the floor. And I don't know if shoes are allowed or not, so I sat down and my shoes are off the floor."