Katey's Cootchie
Twelve Months: Tuesday, June 1
Aunt Terry? This is Katey.
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Yeah, I guess mom told you? He's real nice. Mom always says I just *have* to have a man. Ha. 'Just like your Aunt Terry.' Haha.
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Uh huh. See, that's why I wanted to talk to *you*. Mom won't understand. But he's real good for me. At least in most ways. He's got me on a diet, for the first time one I think I can keep with. And exercise. Oh man. *Lots* of exercise. Bikes, running. We were up on a trail today. At 10000 feet. I've already lost five pounds.
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No, 130. Down from 135.
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I know that's not "fat," fat. But he's right, at five feet tall I could be more like 100. A 98-pound weakling, he says he wants me, except *not* weak, all muscle, that's what he says he wants me to be. He likes me to have stamina if you know what I mean.
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Yeah. That's it. For fucking. Haha.
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Yeah, I'm a lot more uninhibited about language now. He's been good for me. Oh, and you wouldn't even recognize me. He wanted me to bleach my hair and cut it shorter, so I did. Here, I should send you a selfie right now, right?
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Heh, I shouldn't tell you this, but guess what else he had me bleach?
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My *butthole*? Aunt Terry! You are so *bad*! No! I meant my pubic hair! Not that it really made much difference, after he had me trim it down to almost nothing first. Calls it his landing strip.
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See, that's why I called you and not mom. You *get* it. You're right. But no, he says boobs aren't everything. That's good, right? He'll still want me even if I'm not a D-cup anymore after I lose some more weight, which they say always comes from there first. At least I'm pretty sure. Anyway, he's taken me to Hawaii, he took me to Cabo, and next month we're going to go snow skiing. I know it's summer, but he's taking me to New Zealand, where summer is winter, and winter is summer! Isn't that amazing? And he lets me drive his other car, which is ten times nicer than my old one, and he's got the most amazing house right up near the top here at Duo, and...
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You read me like a book, Aunt Terry. Yeah, there's a big "but", and not *my* big butt. Which is getting smaller, like I said. At least I hope so. No boobs and a fat ass wouldn't be cool. Not what this is supposed to be about, ha. Okay, where to start? How about this? Today, up at Glacier Pass, which is at least 2000 feet above Lookout Point, which is 1000 feet above his house, which is 3000 feet above El Cuenca... okay, I'm rambling, anyway up at Glacier Pass, the very tippy top, I had on my hiking boots, right? And we walked two miles, where it feels like you're on top of the world, looking down on the lakes and the mountains and the, well, everything. Except, that's *all* I had on. The hiking boots.
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Yeah. Exactly. And nobody else was up there. So I guess you could call it romantic, or something. But there *could* have been someone there. It's not really the quiet time of season here, after all. Tourists, and more tourists.
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No. Just oral. Oh God. See why I can't talk to mom about this? She'd flip out.
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Okay, hold on. It's not like that. No. it goes much deeper.
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You are so bad. Not that kind of deep. Oh, how can I say this? He's turned me... I let him turn me... make me... oh God, Aunt Terry, I'm his *whore*. He calls me his puta, you know what that means? Spanish, right. Basically, just a whore.
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See, that's just it. I kind of *like* it. Kind of. Not everything. But...
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Okay, I'll start at the beginning. I met him at the DMV, when I was still working there. He was registering his new Tesla. I didn't know much about cars before, but I picked up a lot while I worked there, so I could tell right away this guy had some money. The Tesla and all. And he seemed nice.
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Yeah, I ask myself that a lot, and no, not really. The money's nice, not that I see any of it directly. He just takes care of everything, financially, you know what I mean? But no, after this amount of time, I know it's not the main thing. That would be shallow, wouldn't it?
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Yeah, *about* 30. Going to turn 32, actually. He's got even more money than I first realized, at least a million, and owns his own business, but he doesn't lord it over anybody. He's kind of weird, but then so am I.
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No, but I *am*. And when I say *he's* weird, I don't mean creepy, or nerdy exactly. Just... he looks at things different, you know? I guess the one biggest thing is, he's got this one, well, *weird* eye. Kind of a lazy eye thing going on. I've let him meet some of my friends, and that's always the first thing they talk about afterward. Mad-Eye Moody, he told me his...
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Me, no, I got over it on the first date. Which, I guess if I'm starting at the beginning, I should...
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Uh huh. Tall. Almost six feet anyway, which for me is more than tall. Two of his friends are even taller, but I'll get to that. Anyway he's in shape, at least for outdoor stuff, more so than weightlifting, haha. And he's got a really big... you know... a really big you-know-what.
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I don't know. I just didn't want to say it like that. I know, you're my Aunt Terry, after all, I don't have to say it like you're Mom. Okay, he's got a really big *dick*. And I *like* it. I mean, it's sort of long, but what I mean is, it's really big around. At least *I* think so, haha. He *stretches* me, that's what I tell him. Like nobody before. Nothing like Griffin, that's for sure, though I sure don't tell Mitch *that*, haha.
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