Katey's Cootchie
Twelve Months - Wednesday, December 1
"Delicious. My compliments."
"Yeah. My little Katey has become a decent cook. Especially desserts. Though we've cut down on those, haven't we, Little One?"
"She's better than just decent. And I'm glad you've at least stopped calling her 'Shrimp'."
"Oh, I still call her that sometimes. That, or "Short Stuff," or 'Midget.'"
"That's worse."
"In what way?"
"Midget? Well, if I have to explain.... oh whatever, but any of those seems a bit demeaning. 'Mitchell.' Even 'Little One.'"
"If you say so, 'Bird.'"
"I do. You shouldn't make such a point of her height."
"She's not tall."
"I mean, for you to dwell on it. To harp on it. With a nickname. That's kind of passive-aggressive."
"You want that I should be aggressive-aggressive?"
Zander raised his hand. "Please, don't start bickering again, you two."
"It's 'cause she's in loooove with me," Mitch told him with a mocking chuckle. "Just like my two are so in loooove with you."
"I meant to ask you," she said, turning again to Mitch's girlfriend and seeking to change the subject, "you've lost a little weight, haven't you? Haven't seen you since, oh, before summer. You're looking really toned up."
The petite, short-haired bleach-blonde, clad in a French maid costume, giggled with embarrassment. "About thirty pounds, yeah. All in the boobs, it seems like.
"That's not quite true," Mitch said in mock consolation. "Plenty there."
"You look fantastic," Robyne, the woman he annoyingly called Bird, agreed.
"I'm barely even a C-cup anymore," she countered.
Robyne scoffed, not unpleasantly. "More information than I was really looking for. Was just paying you a compliment."
"Isn't what I meant, either," Mitch said. "Still carrying a little too much freight in the caboose, is what I'm saying. Yes, you've come down. But 135 was too much to start with."
"If I get down to 98 like you want, I might not have anything left at all. Especially on top."
"We'll find out, if you ever get there. Stuck between 103 and 105 lately."
"Don't go to extremes," Robyne told her. "It should be *your* goal, honey. Besides, if Mitchell is going to dress you like that, you can't be skin and bones."
"98 isn't extreme when you're only four eleven," Mitch insisted.
"I'm 5 feet. You just keep saying that."
"Four feet, eleven inches, and a *half*. At most."
"That rounds up to five. Didn't they teach you that in math class? You're supposed to be smart," Katey said with a laugh.
"I keep thinking," Robyne mused, "with that short haircut, and especially with the new color... Mitch, are you trying to remake her... into AshLee?"
Mitch snorted. "AshLee? They're nothing alike. Not personality, not looks, not in... well, AshLee's a lot smarter, for one thing."
"Smart enough to move away to Boston."
"Robyne!" Zander blurted out.
She gave him a look of disapproval, then said to Mitch, "sorry. He's right. That was uncalled for. But you shouldn't say things like that either. Katey's smart enough."
"I don't know why you always want to bring her up when I'm around," Katey said. "She's ancient history."
"Yes. I know. Sorry. I shouldn't have mentioned her." The redhead looked toward Mitch's other companion and smiled. "You've been so quiet this evening. I must say, you look very nice."
"As a French maid? That's all fine for her. But the outfit makes *me* look stupid," Lana replied with eyes averted.
"No! Not at all, Lana," the beautiful one stated. "I don't usually go for fetish attire, but you wear it well. It flatters your figure."
"Thank you, Mistress." Lana looked her in the eye for the first time, briefly, in acknowledging the compliment.
"Oh, now, you don't have to be formal, Lana. Robyne is fine. Tell me, has Mitchell started you running too? That's probably the one thing he and I have in common."
The taller, homelier, and more top-heavy woman, dressed in the black and white maid's attire similar to but not quite matching Katey's, with dusty-blonde hair done up in twin pigtails, avoided eye contact again. Her extreme pushup bra, like Katey's, put her mammary assets on display, although the tops of little Katey's oversized areolas were nearly peeking out above the low-cut bodice. Lana's prematurely saggy tits had a natural hang that was too low for exposure of her more proportional, which is to say still extremely large, nipples from a mere pushup, but the cleavage shown was immense, although not revealing of her humiliating tattoos there. "Not really," she said quietly.
"We've started," Mitch contradicted. "Baby steps."
Robyne, also on the tall side but much prettier in addition to being a redhead, was wearing a more conventional business-casual blouse and skirt that flattered her figure without revealing any of it. She was more endowed that Katey, proportionately, though of course less so than Lana, in the D-cup range for sure. She was the type of prize that men aspired to, and she knew it; moreover, she made sure Zander, her boyfriend of several years, knew it too. "You should think about it, honey. The benefits of exercise are real."
"Breaking her in slowly, on that. But, glad you're enjoying ogling my ladies," Mitch smirked.
"I'm just talking about her health. Katey looks so much better. I mean in the face - such a healthy glow. Exercise is a good thing. I'm glad if you help encourage that." She paused and added, "in all your acquaintances."
"Well, Lana did go with us to the waterfall yesterday," Katey volunteered. "Five miles, out and back."
"So," Mitch responded. "Like I said. Baby steps. Running there? That'll be a different story. She's still not used to the altitude."
"The waterfall up past the summit? Argen-... no. Arsenic Creek? You know there's supposedly a nude beach if you go down that one trail, instead of up."
Katey spoke up quickly. "You wouldn't like it. It's creepy down there. I went there one time, he took me I mean, but it was all just super-old dudes, and we left.
"I wasn't trying to suggest anything. It's too cold now, for one thing. Obviously."
Mitch snickered. "I figured you'd be the last one interested in that location. Yeah, we can take both of 'em to a nude beach. Maybe you'll fall in loooove with them, *too*."
Robyne scowled at the impertinence. "I'm just... still trying to wrap my mind around all this. Trying to be... I don't know. Constructive? Just joking? Is that too much to process?"
"It wasn't about loooove," Zander said, correctly taking Mitch's comment as directed pointedly toward him, while glancing over at his companion. "Only lust. That's all any of this is about. For you too."
"My grandma used to sing this song," Katey said, "Love Makes The World Go Round. Personally, I think Lust is what does it."
"Underrated," Zander agreed.
"Yes, but how can I *possibly* know whether I'm in *lust* with *him*," Robyne asked him sweetly, "when I haven't even seen his *penis* yet? Lana and Katey here tell me it's *so* much *biiiiger* than yours." This was an unlikely statement, since in the infrequent times any description of her lover's circumcised twenty-centimeter cock was called for, she would term it long, sleek, and elegant - a handsome specimen. Others more crassly called it fit for a porn video, if ever so slightly on the slender side proportionally.
Mitch purposely ignored her obvious sarcasm and stood up at the head of the dining table and began unzipping, as though to satisfy the implied request.
"I didn't say it was longer," Katey disputed gently. "Just that he stretches me more. Across. You know. In a *good* way."
"This is getting graphic," Mitch chuckled, as he began fishing around inside his open fly.
"Oh, zip *up* and sit *down*," the beauty said sharply to him, the sweetness disappearing from her voice as abruptly as it had arrived. "Honestly. For a guy who's supposedly intelligent, at least in certain ways, you sure can be *dumb*."
"But you said..."
"Yeah, don't be a moron, man," Zander said to his friend. "Maybe we've all had a little too much wine."