Patrick Malone was lost in thought as he drove along the dark two-lane road toward his condo. It had been a good day. Quarterly sales were posted and his department had the highest sales and profits. The music blaring on the radio only intensified his good feelings. Life was good and he didn't have a care in the world. Tapping the steering wheel in time to the music, he didn't realize he was driving fifteen miles over the speed limit. Rounding a long curve, he saw a vehicle on the side of the road and as soon as he passed, he saw the lights of the police cruiser turn on. He cursed, "Shit," over the sound of the music. The red and blue lights flashing in his rearview mirror made his joyous attitude sink. "Awww fuck..... goddamn it," he swore, pulling onto the gravel shoulder.
Sitting in his car, he watched the red and blue spinning lights illuminate the surrounding trees. As he waited for the officer to approach the his car, he realized if he got a ticket, it would be his third ticket in the last year. That would most likely mean the loss of his driver's license. "I can't afford another fucking ticket," he muttered, seeing the police cruiser door open in the driver's side mirror. Glancing over to the passenger side mirror, he saw another figure exit the cruiser. "Just what I fucking need...... two fucking cops," he spat as he glanced at each of the side rear view mirrors. Seeing their silhouettes, he smiled realizing they are female police officers. He chuckled thinking how he always had a way with women. "Maybe I can sweet talk my way out a ticket," he mused, hitting the button to lower the driver side window. Putting his hands on the steering wheel, he thought that maybe if he is on his best behavior, the female officers will let him off with a warning.
"Good evening officers," he says in the most innocent sounding voice. He blinked when the light from the officer's flashlight shined into his eyes.
The police woman ignored his friendly smile. "Sir, I'm Officer Erika and my partner is Officer Ilse. Do you know you were speeding?"
Patrick tried to look into her eyes but the brightness of the flashlight concealed them. His mind worked at lightning speed trying to come up with a good excuse. "Well officer, I worked late and was anxious to get home. I know I was wrong to speed but it's late and there's no one else on the road." Hearing no immediate response, he quickly added an apology, "I'm really sorry."
Erika smirked. "Just because no one else is on the road, you think you can speed. And I'm sure you're sorry you got caught. Your driver's license and registration please."
Patrick silently cursed as he pulled out his driver's license, handing it to the officer. Leaning toward the glove compartment, he saw the other officer at his passenger window place her hand on the butt of her weapon as she shined her flashlight into the compartment. Rummaging through the clutter of papers, he found the registration and proof of insurance. Handing it to Officer Erika, he said, "I truly am sorry for speeding and I promise it won't happen again."
Erika noticed he wasn't wearing a wedding ring and smiled. Just to make sure, she asked, "Mr. Malone..... do you always drive this reckless when Mrs. Malone is with you?"
Patrick quickly told her, "I'm not married officer."
Erika looked at her partner, seeing a soft smile that told her everything was perfect. "Officer Ilse will you kindly come over here and keep an eye on him while I check this out?
Patrick watched the other officer cross in front of the headlights, noticing how tight her uniform fit. His immediate attention was drawn to her breasts that seemed ready to burst the buttons of her uniform. His eyes remained on her chest as she approached the driver side window. Without the flashlight glaring in his eyes, he saw her blonde hair and what he took as a soft smile. When he glanced downward at her breasts and then back at her face, he knew she caught his roving eyes. He quickly turned his head to look out the front windshield hoping he could somehow talk his way out of a ticket.
Officer Ilse saw his lewd gaze and chuckled as she put her hand on her nightstick. "You can wipe that smug look off your face." She smiled seeing his hands gripping the steering wheel and added in a rather cocky tone, " We may have to write you up for leering at a police officer as well as speeding."
Patrick was stunned. What the hell was she talking about. He looked out the open window seeing her breasts before looking up at her soft smile. "I'm really sorry officer. I..... ahh...... I didn't mean anything malicious." He fidgeted trying to come up with something to say, deciding to talk about his speeding. "If you could just give me a warning, I promise to not speed again." He wondered if his words had any effect on her. Looking past the flashlight, he only saw that she wasn't showing any pity.
As they waited in silence for the other officer, Patrick hoped the other officer would have more compassion. When Officer Ilse turned sideways to look at her partner, he again saw her large breasts pressing against the police blouse. The looked even larger that straight on. He quickly averted his eyes when she turned toward him. He thought of them naked, but now was not the time to think of such things as he turned his head toward the front windshield, staring out into the darkness. He cussed under his breath, trying to figure out how to get out of this ticket, mulling over what he might say to convince these officers to let him off with a warning.
Officer Erika wore a wry smile when she returned and addressed Patrick. "Sir..... You have two prior speeding tickets within the last year. One more and you lose your license." She looked at her partner and added, "It appears.... Mr. Malone.... you seem to have a lead foot."
Patrick saw the seriousness on her face and knew he couldn't afford another ticket. "I know officer. Can't you see your way clear to give me a warning this time? I promise not to have a lead foot and I'll do anything not to get another ticket."
Officer Erika turned to her partner. "What do you think partner?"
Ilse's hands were on her hips, staring directly into his eyes. "He looks like a repeat offender. I don't care what he says," she added in a gruff tone. "As far as I'm concerned..... let's give him the ticket," she said putting her hand on the butt of her weapon.
Patrick silently cussed Officer Ilse's hardline attitude. Her partner seemed more compassionate and with a little more convincing to be a good driver, maybe.... just maybe she'd let him off with a warning. He saw a bit of contempt in Officer Ilse's eyes, figuring she was a bitch and would screw things up if given half the chance. There was only one other thing he could say and he turned his attention to Officer Erika, trying like hell to give her wishful smile. "Please, Officer. I can't afford another ticket......... I need to drive for my work, please."
He saw her lips break into a soft smile and when Officer Erika motioned for her partner to step away from the vehicle, his hopes to get off with a warning seemed good. He watched them confer, unable to hear their conversation. Fidgeting in the front seat, he grew more confident he'd get off with a warning. He watched Officer Ilse wave her arms in the air as she spoke, her blonde hair waving from side to side. A couple of times he saw her head turn toward him and then turned away, resuming her talk with Officer Erika. He felt optimistic, seeing them laugh and then turn and approach the vehicle.
Officer Erika put her hand on the butt of her weapon and issued a stern command, "Sir.... we need for you to exit the vehicle."