"This food is shit, we should go to Taco Johns for breakfast." McKenna was in her typical bratty mood when we met her in the small hotel cafeteria for a continental breakfast.
We didn't have nearly as far to travel today, which meant we were getting a little bit later start to our day. Part of that was because Jessie had wanted to change her hair color - now it was shot through with streaks of brilliant red - but a bigger part was because when she stepped out of the bathroom dressed in capri jeans and one of my old dress vests, sporting her new hair color, I'd ordered her to strip and into a sixty-nine.
I was lucky that her mouth was around my meat when she came, because both her orgasms would've been heard down to the front desk if she hadn't been gagging herself when they hit.
"You can walk over and get something," I replied amiably. "They're just down the hill."
"Too far."
Jessie and I ate old cereal and surfed the web on our phones while McKenna rebuffed all attempts at conversation and watched the national news on the ancient TV mounted in a corner of the ceiling. I kept an eye on it, as the major story was still the political violence surrounding the election. Two days later and Milwaukee was still a center of attention, given the number of people killed in the farmers market car bombing.
It was weird to see an event I'd attended on the national news.
Weirder still to hear that event being discussed in the context of political terrorism.
We refilled our cooler from the ice machine in the stairwell, paid for our room, and then loaded up the SUV, stopping to get pictures in the parking lot, the river valley behind us.
Driving through South Dakota should've been just as boring as Minnesota, but it had the virtue of being different. Grasslands of brown and dusty, faded green stretched off in every direction, meeting the bright blue cloudless sky as the hills rolled up and down. Fields of corn or wheat stood still under the harsh sun, a small house or barn always visible in the distance behind, occasionally a truck or other farm vehicle crawling through the crops, massive frames of irrigation towing over everything.
It seemed like every thirty feet was another worn sign for Wall Drug, each one more kitschy than the last, and after a dozen or so I noticed the damn things were repeating.
Dammit, the plains states are boring.
"Just like that one time in the highschool bathroom?" Jessie's voice roused me from my meditations on the excruciating sameness of middle America as she leaned back to talk to her friend.
"Serious, here?"
My lover's eyes lit up, happy. "Of course, why not?"
"What are you two talking about?" I asked, a little irritated at being excluded from the conversation taking place by my right ear.
Jessie patted my leg. "Don't you worry, just pull over when I tell you to."
"Pull over?"
"Yup, can't stop on the highway, so down next to a cornfield, it'll look like this is a farm vehicle."
"What for?"
"So, you in?" She asked McKenna, ignoring me once again.
"Sure," she replied, a whine evident in her voice.
When Jessie settled back into her seat without another word, I resigned myself to not knowing what they were talking about. Women sometimes...
It was another half hour of driving between dusty, sun-baked grasslands before Jessie shouted "Pull over!" loud and sharp enough that I just about jumped out of my skin.
"What for?"
"Just pull over, please. I'll show you."
I sighed and turned the big SUV to the right, nosing down the short embankment to park next to a weathered barbed-wire fence. There hasn't been much traffic this morning, so hopefully no one saw us leave the highway, decided to come to our aid. I shut the vehicle off and looked over at my partner. "Ok. Now what?"
Jessie's eyes flashed and her mouth curled in that intelligent, feral grin I knew so well. "Now, now we hike."
"Fuck me," I muttered as I exited the vehicle into the burning heat. Sweat almost instantly popped from my skin, and even wearing sunglasses I had to hold up a hand to shield my face from the harsh, cloudless sky. How did people live here?
McKenna and I trudged after Jessie, our feet crunching on baked dirt as we wove between rows of corn.
"Never would've agreed to this if I'd known how fucking hot it was gonna be," the programmer grumbled as she walked a few feet behind me.
"What are we even doing?" I asked.