"Hey, buddy, would you get me another beer?" Bill asked. He squinted at Bob through the smoke as he tended the burgers on the grill.
"Sure thing," Bob responded. He bounded to his feet and headed inside through the patio door. The kitchen was close by, the refrigerator stocked with a couple of six-packs of a decent, inexpensive import. He recognized it, only because it was his dad's brand, not being much of a beer drinker himself. He opened the bottle and carried it out into the warm sunshine. Bill watched him approach and hand it to him.
"Here ya go, Bill."
"Thanks, bud, you're a good helper." He grinned with all his boyish charm and immediately took a swig. "Ahh, nice and cold!" He set it down on the stand next to the grill and picked up the other bottle. "This one was starting to get warm." He shook it slightly. "There's still a swallow left," he commented, handing it to Bob. "Why don't you finish it off?" It didn't sound like a question, more of a challenge.
Bob took the bottle and, locking eyes with Bill, put the bottle to his lips, tilted it, and let the warm dregs trickle into his mouth. He tried not to grimace at the taste. He swallowed. "Good thing it's an import," he joked, "Wouldn't want to do that with an American brew!" He chuckled, nervously. Bill knew he didn't like beer. It was beginning to dawn on Bob that Jane had set him up. His stomach felt a little queasy and he was getting light-headed, and not from the tiny bit of beer.
Jane was Bob's wife of five years and Bill was the husband of Jane's college roommate, Jill. Jane and Jill were away at their 20th class reunion; they had planned it as a girls-only outing, leaving their husbands out. "We're going to drive to Jill's Friday night and go into the city in the morning. You're going to spend the weekend with Bill," she had announced the week before. "It's all arranged. Bill said he'd be happy to have you." Well, Bob had thought, if it's all arranged... Truth is, Bob would never question Jane if her mind was made up. He loved her decisiveness.
Bill turned back to the grill, flipped the two burgers, laid a slice of cheese on each of them and closed the lid. "They'll be ready in about two minutes." He reached out to take the bottle back from Bob and said, "Let me get you a drink." Bob stared dumbly as Bill pulled up a leg of his shorts and freed his cock. Placing the bottle's mouth to the circumcised head of his nicely shaped penis, Bill began to urinate. Piss swirled into the beer bottle with a sound of rushing fluid, the pitch rising as the bottle began to fill, stopping at about three-quarters full. Without bothering to put away his cock first, Bill handed the warm bottle back to Bob, who took it from his hand. "Go ahead, Bob. We already know you drink warm beer. There was probably some of my spit in it too." He grinned, a little too gleefully, Bob thought. "Dink up, buddy!"