My own personal fairy tale...
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Once there lived a twitchy princess, locked away in a dark cave. No one knew why she hid there, in that cold, cave, only that she rarely came out of it. Everyone wondered what she did in that cave by herself all day long, but no one guessed. The Twitchy Princess had given up on finding the cure for her twitch. So she had decided to hide away from the world, giving herself pleasure, for only she could come close to curing it. But alas, it was only a band-aid. And in a few hours, her twitch returned. It was just another day when a man appeared at the mouth of her cave. "Hello?" his voice echoed through the cave. The Twitchy Princess froze in surprise, her hand underneath her skirts, her bosom spilling out of the top of her gown. She raised her head from her pallet of furs and towards the entrance of the cave. There she could see silhouette of a tall man.
"Are you okay?" he asked as he started to enter the cave. "I was traveling by and heard sounds of distress..."
The Twitchy Princess bit her lip, knowing that those sounds he had heard were not of distress, but of lust. She watched as he moved closer and started to sit up. As he got closer to the fire she had built, she started pushing her skirts down and trying to stuff her breasts back into the bodice.
He came to stand over her pallet of furs and her heart beat madly in her chest. Such a handsome man, with such a devilish smile about his lips...
"So it was distress I heard," he murmured, his eyes caressing her half exposed breast. She shivered under his heavy gaze, her breathing increasing once more.
"I am not in distress, sir," she said quietly, her eyes unable to meet his. He was silent at this and she dared a glance up and saw that he was shaking his head slowly.
"I have heard the sounds of women as they are experiencing pleasure many times. As have I heard the sound of a frustrated woman, trying to experience pleasure."