Author's Note:
This is an entry in the ongoing series "The Sindustry", about artists in the adult entertainment industry. It mostly stands alone, but if you want the essential backstory, read "Baggage", "Carry On Baggage", and "Sketchy"
Content advisory: While "The Sindustry" series is usually light and humorous, this story does contain some descriptions of violence and pushing the boundaries of consent.
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"Welcome to the Harcourt Porn podcast. I am your host, Jason Harcourt, recording from the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo. This is the premiere adult entertainment gathering and I am excited to have had so many guests this week to interview in person. This interview is no exception. We have the porn legend herself Melissa Starfire, contract star of the new series
MILF Minivan
. And also with us, creator, writer and occasional director of the series, Annette!"
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That was how my day started, with an interview on a porn podcast. I was there to represent Show Us Your Wits, the comedy porn production company founded by Gwen Morgan and David. I had met Gwen through a sketch writing class in Hollywood. Like most funny and cute, but not necessarily hot women, I was fascinated with porn. There was a freedom that seemed to come with it. The guys in the class all wanted to write scripts for Gwen and hoped to impress her enough to get laid. But it was me she sought out, literally only for my sketch writing skills.
Since then, I had been in a few videos. Never nude or anything, always as a comedic foil and usually as the best friend of the porn star's character. It had providing me a needed outlet for my skills, because god knows Hollywood hates new cast members as much as new ideas.
It also came with fringe benefits. I hadn't gone into this thinking I would be hooking up with some male porn star talent (hoping, but not thinking it was possible). As it was I had been the one to arrange this interview with Jason Harcourt, who was a big fan of my work. This had led to some flirtation, and before the interview Jason had suggested we meet for dinner to "talk comedy". We both knew what that actually meant, and I went into the interview ready for a good promo for our series, and a good night of fucking in his hotel room. All I needed to do was get through this interview with Melissa, and I was free until my date with Jason. But the interview would take a turn.
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"Annette, tell us about the origin of
MILF Minivan
," Jason asked.
"Well, it was a parody of the
BangBus
video series, the ones where the porn guys pretend to pick up hitchhiking women off the street and offer them cash on the spot to appear in porn," I said, "Dumb concept that nonetheless was popular. Well, our main director David and I were talking about that and how it wouldn't be the same if it was just porn star picking up random dudes. Like, women don't always fantasize about random hookups from duds without cars. But we thought what if it was a divorced MILF, and we just have her be this horny sex machine picking up younger dudes, you know? She doesn't need a man; she just needs the dick. And young, dumb, full of cum men provide it to her."
"Was it always your plan to make it one recurring MILF, or were you going to hire many MILF characters?" Jason asked.
"Well, we aren't committed to one, but when we contacted Melissa, she really liked several of the scripts, and we decided to shoot a few over two weeks as proof of concept to a distributor," I said.
"Oh, I loved those scripts," Melissa said, "I had been semi-retired from studio porn because everything became the step-mom or step-sister roles. I missed being able to play someone seducing the son's best friend, the male student, or the guy in the office. Step-family porn basically became what superhero films were to Hollywood, the trend that ended up dominating to the point of suffocating the medium."
"Agreed, everything has become that," Jason said.
"And poorly written. Like, so many lackluster performers just throw in a step-brother or father and think the taboo will make up for poor performances. Some couldn't give a good screen blowjob or even a real-life blowjob to save their life," Melissa said, "But being able to play a powerful MILF acting out her fantasies on men she runs across is so fun."
"I love your last episode, "Cockco". You guys really shot outside a Costco to do it?" Jason asked.
"Yes, though just the pickup scene. We drove to an abandoned mall for the parking lot scene. We parked a few cast and crew cars around to give the appearance of a full parking lot," I explained.
"Okay, fooled me, though the blood wasn't exactly rushing to my head. I do love that line that's become a meme though:
'Wow, ma'am, you sure bought a lot of cucumbers and bananas'
," Jason said.
"Yes. We literally did buy all those at the store. I wonder if the cashier even knew what was up," Melissa said.
"Did you ever wonder about inviting him into the shoot?" Jason asked.
"Oh, no. I mean, this shoot involved three guys with big cocks plowing me, on top of how much produce ended up inside me. I didn't have any room for more," Melissa said.
"That was your first DP, three-hole filling, and ass-to-mouth videos in five years," Jason said.
"Yes. Extreme porn became such a thing in the mid-2010s and I didn't want to end up with prolapsed anus trying to chase that trend. That's how I got into the early step-mother roles and waited that trend out. Little did I know what a trap the step-roles would be," Melissa said.
"We don't use anal or DP simply as a visual thing. It's all got to be integral to the story," I said.
"That's what I liked. You made very funny observations about consumerism and Costco shopping, without it hitting you over the head," Jason said.
"If you don't count all three guys literally hitting me on the head with their cocks and asking if this is enough for me," Melissa said.
"I know, but really, every once in a while, you get porn that tries to spread a message and just deflates the whole scene," Jason said.
"It's true in all comedy," I said, "I can share my pro-sex, feminist ideas and make them sexy and funny at the same time. That way they are made attractive."
"You do a great job making everything attractive," Jason flirted.
Melissa elbowed me playfully. I smiled back at her, half hoping Melissa might try to invite herself over to the room. I'm not bi, but I did have a bit of an exhibitionist fetish growing since working in porn. Not that I would say no if Jason suggested Melissa join us....
Melissa was still distracted when Jason asked his next question.
"Speaking of your legendary career, what do you think of one of your former costar Sunny D. Lightly returning to adult entertainment?" Jason asked.
"Huh? Oh Sunny. I really wish she had stayed in the industry. She had such promise, if it hadn't been for that bad shoot with the
Ab-Whored
creeps. It really chased her away," Melissa said.
"Oh, but she is back, at least doing OnlyFans. She was at that knock-off side convention in North Las Vegas," Jason said, naming a shady hotel where non-affiliated group held their own event to leach off the AVN event.
"What? She's back and in Las Vegas?" Melissa said.
"Yeah, I was there doing interviews this morning, seeing the seedier side for some content. She was among the OnlyFans stars signing stuff and meeting fans," Jason said.
Melissa stood up and removed the headphones she was wearing to listen in over the din of crowd noise on radio row.
"I have to go," she said.
"Wait, what?" I asked.
Jason looked at me. I shrugged. Melissa grabbed her purse and ran as fast as she could in her high-heeled fuck-me boots.
"What's up?" Jason asked.
"I don't know," I said.
"Fuck!"
I thought as I jogged after. Part of me was worried about Melissa and whoever her ex-porn star friend Sunny was, though I was even more worried this blocked my chance of hooking up with Jason tonight.
"Melissa!" I yelled as I chased her into the parking garage.
"I have to go find her," Melissa said.
Melissa got to her car and I got into the passenger seat.
"Who is this girl?"
"A former costar who really could have been like me," Melissa said.
I called Morgan and David and let them know what happened at the interview. They were concerned about Melissa, but also about the interview with the top porn podcast being interrupted.
We made it to the shady hotel and to the conference room.. A lot of people notice Melissa among them, easily the most famous of the porn performers here. Melissa was too distracted to care. She searched the booths until she spotted Sunny.
Sunny was a 28-year-old blonde. She was no longer the young 18-year-old fresh faced cutie from the videos I looked up on my phone on the way over. Neither had she aged poorly like some porn stars who lost their way in drugs, booze, and partying. She was a respectfully beautiful woman, who could still play young, or else on the younger edge of MILF.
Sunny looked up and saw Melissa. A stunned look came to her face.
"Melissa?" she said.
She nervously stood up, but in the time it took her Melissa ran the length of the room and embraced her. Melissa held her closely.
"I'm so sorry," Sunny said as tears rolled down her face.
"No, no. You have nothing to apologize for," Melissa said.
I didn't know the story then, but I was near tears myself just seeing them in front of me. I knew whatever happened, and what was happening now, was much more important than a podcast interview, or even hooking up with Jason that night.
"Yeah, let's see some lesbian action," said some pervert fan next to me.