"We don't create a fantasy world to escape reality. We create it to be able to stay." (Lynda Barry,
What It Is
)
"When someone told me I lived in a fantasy land, I nearly fell off my unicorn." (Anonymous)
"Welcome to Fantasy Island." (
Fantasy Island
, Spelling--Goldberg Productions)
Day One. Arrival
Dear Sarah,
I am pleased to confirm your appointment as an assistant Park Ranger at the Aranea Island Resort, commencing on the first of March this year. In addition to your primary role as described in the staff handbook, your responsibilities will include providing advice and service to visitors, and supporting your fellow Rangers and other resort personnel.
As discussed in your interview, you will serve a three-month probationary period as a Cadet Ranger in order to familiarize yourself with all aspects of our operations. Remuneration and other entitlements are set out in the staff handbook. These include reimbursement of costs and fees for your university studies where these relate to your Park Ranger duties. Accommodation, meals and uniforms are provided free of charge.
It is understood that if you choose to accept this offer, you agree to abide by all the conditions of employment as set out in the handbook. Please read and review these carefully before confirming your acceptance.
-- Director of Human Resources and Staff Operations, Aranea Island Resort
***
As our plane started on its final approach in a wide arc high above the Coral Sea, I watched a tiny speck of emerald and gold emerge from the blue horizon. It grew steadily bigger until it filled the window. We were descending towards Aranea -- Spider Island.
From the air, it looks spectacular, and somewhat creepy, like a monstrous, misshapen, jade-coloured tarantula. Of course, this is merely the effect created by the yawning bays which cut in on all sides, creating a series of verdant peninsulas that radiate from the central volcanic peak. And indeed, as we got closer, from out of the arachnian grotesquery there bloomed a tropical paradise. The surrounding waters were crystalline clear and teeming with activity, the larger inlets dotted with sailing yachts and fishing boats. Just inside the entrance to the southernmost one, a medium-sized cruise ship lay at anchor. A flotilla of small craft left sparkling wakes on the glistening surface, ferrying passengers to the marina located at the eastern extremity of the bay. Following the curve of the sandy shore, the neat rows and tiers of Resort Village gleamed in golden sunlight as they rose up the forested hills which enclosed the bay.
The flight had taken a little under four hours. For most of the trip we had nothing but monotonously flat ocean to look at outside, and not much was happening inside either. There were two dozen other passengers, mostly young couples. There was a group of six girls and guys, aged twenty-something, at the rear of the cabin. They were in a party mood, although they weren't causing any trouble. One of the guys could not wait until we got to our destination and had started tying up one of the girls; but the flight attendant quickly put a stop to that. Safety regulations, she explained. They just laughed and shrugged it off.
There was a buzz of anticipation in the cabin as the whine of the engines began to change pitch, signalling our descent. Our objective was the broadest of the headlands, located on the north-western side of the island. A grass airstrip runs along the spine. It looks hair-raisingly narrow from above, which made me feel just a little queasy, especially when we passed through some turbulence from the air currents rising and curling over the mountain summit. Nevertheless, we touched down with hardly a bump, and all passengers broke into spontaneous applause. As we began to file out, the pilot emerged from the cockpit to wish us a happy stay. Her self-assured, no-nonsense tone convinced me that we had been in good hands.
Meanwhile, one of the flight attendants had spoken quietly to Rachel, and the four of us held back as the rest of the passengers disembarked. By the time we stepped onto the tarmac, the others were already being ushered into the terminal. It was just on mid-day, and a blazing sun was blasting its way through a haze of high cloud. We were greeted by a young lady in her late twenties, slim and tanned, with auburn, caramel-streaked hair and expressive hazel eyes. She introduced herself as Kate, "your hostess." She had a crisp, professional style, not at all compromised by what she was wearing, a flimsy floral sarong secured by a knot nestled perilously low in her cleavage. Encircling her throat was a black leather collar, buckled at the rear, with a ring in front -- looking for all the world like an elegant dog collar. In addition, she wore lavender-coloured leather bracelets and anklets. Attached to the band around her left wrist was a miniature padlock.
Kate recited the standard "I hope you enjoyed your flight" and "Don't hesitate to ask" formalities, and as we followed her to the building she gave us a concise rundown on the resort's highlights, information about our short-term accommodation and an update of our agenda for the next few days. My aunt and uncle listened dutifully, although there wasn't anything really new being said. My cousin's attention was focused more on Kate's sleek legs and décolletage. I was distracted by her bondage accoutrements but managed to heed most of her words. She led us past the terminal. Inside, our fellow passengers awaiting the unloading of their luggage gave us curious looks, no doubt wondering who we were and why we were getting the VIP treatment. I felt a sudden surge of self-importance. However, our hostess quickly and slickly deflated my
amour-propre
with an indulgent smile, the kind that says: "Welcome to the team, but remember, you're the newbie."
To convey everyone to Resort Village, which is about three kilometres from the airfield, parked outside the terminal was a small convoy of taxis. These are golf-cart type buggies which Kate explained serve as the principal form of transport on the island. There are almost no conventional automobiles, the exceptions being emergency vehicles, a handful of electric-powered shuttle buses, a few delivery vans and some heavier trucks for construction and maintenance. We piled into the cart at the end of the queue. It was the only one without an assigned driver and Kate took the wheel. We drove at a sedate pace along a winding, single-lane road, skirting ridges and gullies and grazing the edge of some scarily precipitous coastal cliffs. Kate calmly negotiated the twists and turns, and any misgivings I had about her driving skills were quickly dispelled. All the while she acted as tour guide, with commentary on all the notable features of the landscape -- the imposing charcoal grey monolith of Granite Peak off to our left, Pirates' Cove on the right, the aptly named Razorback Ridge, and so on.
Near the end of our journey, on the western edge of the town, we pulled into a tree-lined cul-de-sac in the midst of a cluster of low, salmon-pink and cream-coloured buildings. They were of stark design, softened somewhat by trimmings of tidy gardens and neat hedges.
"This is the staff residential district," Kate informed us. "We call it the Oasis. After your orientation this will be your home."
It appeared a lot smaller than I would have expected for a self-contained community with amenities and services for five hundred employees. It's far from luxurious, although no worse than some of the places where my family have stayed and paid. However, today's destination lay beyond, so we drove on into Resort Village. This is a compact, fully functioning town, nestled within the great southern bay, flanked by craggy headlands and hemmed in by steep, forest-shrouded hillsides. Most of the buildings in the centre are high-rise, but on the periphery are picturesque, white-washed cottages and bungalows. The beach is wide and its sands are almost unnaturally white, like they've been bleached, with here and there the sprinkled pink hue of crushed coral. Lying some distance off the eastern cape is barren, dune-capped Frigate Island, which shelters Resort Bay from the winds and waves of the open sea.
The streets shimmered in the early afternoon heat; the beach was deserted; the footpaths were almost empty and the cafeterias we passed seemed abandoned. Kate assured us that appearances can be deceiving. At the peak of the holiday period the resort accommodates up to two thousand guests, and even now, towards the end of the tourist season, there are at least half that number. Indeed, as we turned onto a broad avenue in its very heart, the traffic increased dramatically. But the streets of the Village are used by pedestrians as well as vehicles, and the former have right-of-way, so we meandered through the throng at a pace slower than walking.
It might be a beach resort like any other, with women in pert sundresses and barely-there bikinis, men in loud shirts and silly hats. Yet two differences are immediately obvious. The first is the range of ages. I saw no children. Aranea is, of course, an adult-themed resort. And yet the oldest guests appear to be in their forties, maybe early fifties. So it's not your usual demographics.