"Bye bye Paris", Mrs Stella texted. "Off to the sea! Do you remember these babies?"
Another Tarantino alike snap entered my phone whilst having breakfast, showing Mrs Stella's long legs on the dashboard with her feet covered in black glossy stiletto heels. The reflection of them in the windscreen revealed worn off red soles that indeed looked familiar. About a year ago in an apartment in Warsaw, I was nervously kneeling naked in the entrance hall with an envelop in my mouth, waiting as instructed. The sound of those very Louboutins clicking on the tiles was the first indication of her presence back then. Moments later she would appear in a stunning latex bodysuit and fiercely grab the envelop. She would point to her shoes with a finger, request to kiss them and crawl behind her to what she referred to as her fun room.
"Sure, how could I forget them?", I replied.
"Good memories huh! And it gets better, as Emily and I went shopping yesterday and we both splurged on a new pair. Would you be interested to refund my new shoes? I'll reward you with a minute-long memory of fucking with Emily in the rear of your car."
I almost choked on my coffee. Were they genuinely considering sex in my car or just messing around with me? And I'd have to pay a small fortune to witness it? I read that text over and over again, thinking of an appropriate answer. When I finally thought of a response, I noticed Mrs Stella was typing. A picture of a payment receipt came in, showing 895 EUR and "Miss Z Strap". It appeared she was not joking around after all.
"How about I chip in 115 EUR? Together with the 780 EUR rental fee you made me pay for the car, you got them basically for free?"