This brief story contains mild bondage and humiliation. Reader discretion is advised.
"Mmmmpphhh!"
Amelia was not happy. Which was odd, given that the sign above the door specifically promised that customers would enjoy "The Happiest Day Of Your Life! (Or 10% Of Your Money Back!)" She would ask to speak to the manager, if only she could get the huge white ballgag out of her mouth. Aside from keeping her quiet, it was causing a humiliating quantity of drool to spill from her lips and down on to her chest and the white dress doing so little to cover it up.
"Is the bride misbehaving?" asked the priest. "We have a variety of canes, whips and paddles available for these sorts of situation."
Amelia squeaked with alarm upon hearing this, and fell silent. The large crowd of well-wishers laughed loudly, while the tall grey-haired man standing next to her smiled, and reassured the priest that there wouldn't be a problem.
"She'll be obedient and submissive. Won't you, wifey?"
"Hmmmpph."
Amelia was in no position to point this out, but the man - whose name was Doug, or "Doug the sleazy coworker who wouldn't take no for an answer", to give him his full title - was getting rather ahead of himself. They were not married yet, and wouldn't get married at all if she had anything to do with it. She was convinced that this whole thing was thoroughly illegal. I mean, it must be, right?
"Dearly beloved," said the priest, "we are gathered here today, on this small island which due to a territorial dispute is not currently subject to any laws other than those ordained by its owner, which for the next 45 minutes would be..." He looked down at his notes. "...the one known as 'Doug'."
He smiled, and winked at Amelia.
"We are gathered, I say, to celebrate the love between this man, 'Doug', and this innocent virginal wench, Amelia Chastity Trueheart, and witness their union in the bonds of holy matrimony; bonds which are tight and inescapable, until and unless the man should become tired of her. Has the wench been suitably prepared?"
"She has been bound hand and foot in accordance with the laws," replied Doug. This was true; her wrists, elbows, chest and legs had been carefully and very securely trussed with red rope and despite vigorous straining and wriggling she had failed to find any slack whatsoever. Only her ankles had been left untied in order to allow her to hobble up the aisle. "And tightly gagged, of course, to ensure her compliant silence while men are speaking."