"You wanted to see me, Ms Johnson?" I asked peering around the door into the 40th floor office.
"Come in, Mr. Plank."
It was the first time I had seen Tiffany Johnson's office although I had heard that most people who went in did not usually come out happy. Still, the night view of the city through the huge glass windows that wrapped around the corner of the building was worth the visit. It was quite breath-taking, the entire city below, under my feet. Some people get all the breaks.
"Come in," she repeated, "and please sit down."
I stepped in and as I walked toward the roughed-leather chairs, she rose from her chair and walked toward the door. I sat down, luxuriated in the comfortable feel of the leather, admired the dark wooden shelves that lined the entry wall, covered with a myriad of books, crystal awards and framed photos with celebrities and dignitaries. I also noticed that she was halfway out the door, looking both ways as if she was going to cross a busy street. Was she looking for someone? It was 7:30 PM now and everyone had gone home for the day. She then closed the door quietly behind her and walked back toward me.
"I called you here because I think we need to talk," she opened.
"What about?"
"Well, I'm afraid we are going to have to let you go."
I was shocked and dumbfounded. I felt like I had just been hit by a bus. I had worked extremely hard the last two years, overtime, even on weekends with nary a complaint about my productivity. In fact, in the short time I had been with the firm I had received a promotion, a large holiday bonus and a written commendation. Maybe she had me confused with someone else. After all, my cubicle was two floors below and there were probably a thousand other people who worked here. Maybe there is someone else with the last name 'Plank' that she had me confused with. There must be some mistake.
"It has come to my attention that you have made some remarks that constitute sexual harassment. We simply can't have this here."
My mouth dropped open. Now I know there must have been a mistake.
"And before you claim there has been some mistake, I have a recording of your voice making the remarks."
This was becoming more and more incredible. I boggled slightly and stuttered, "Are-are you sure?"
"You tell me," she replied, simultaneously pushing a button for a digitally recorded playback. Sure enough, it was my voice in a conversation that I remembered having a few days ago. But as I listened trying to remember the exact words I had said, the dialogue deviated drastically from my memory, "... and I am going to eat her juicy kitty so good she will beg me to fuck her ass." It was surely my voice, but I never said... wait, something is not right here.
"You see, Mr. Plank, I have all the evidence I need have you fired."
"Ms. Johnson, you have to believe me but I did not say those things," I pleaded.
There was a long pause. She stared directly into my eyes, sensing that I was nearing a point where I would beg for leniency. A hint of a smile appeared at the corner of her lips.
"Oh, I am sure you didn't say them."
My eyes widened with surprise.
"Really, I am so relieved to hear that. Wait... if you know I am being framed for something, why am I here? Why are you-"
"Because I am the one who is framing you."
I felt the color leave my face and my hands turn cold.
"You think I didn't notice you checking out my ass whenever I walked by in the lobby?" she said as she slowly pivoted around in front of her desk. Her hands reached for the hem of her gray knee-high skirt and she slowly revealed perfectly shaped, long, powerful thighs that subtly tapered into her tight hips. As the skirt passed over her tight ass it revealed a lacy pale red thong barely touching her skin, hovering over her hips. I was stunned by the turn of events but was also completely drawn to how incredible her body was. From the first time I had seen her two years ago, I had often imagined what she would look like naked. However, the reality was better than any air-brushed centerfold or animation from my adolescence. She let the skirt drop back down, and then unzipped the side to let it drop to the floor.
My head was swimming. First, I'm being fired and possibly losing everything I've worked hard for, and now... now I didn't know what was going on.
"And you can't deny that you've stared at these big luscious tits," she said squeezing them together under her pin-stripped white blouse, "and not fantasized about having your cock between them. I've caught you a few times gazing lustfully at me."
"wha... well, maybe, but... why..."
"Maybe? It's very important that you tell the truth right now, Mr. Plank."
"Yes, I have," I conceded.