I'm sitting in a chair in the little room at the doctor's office. The doctor that checks my vitals before the actual doctor comes in is wrapping the blood cuff around my arm. It inflates, beeps and lazily deflates. "Is your blood pressure always this high?" She asks. "No, I rode my bike over here."
"That explains that. The doctor will be right in."
I'm left alone in the little room, it's really little. There is a knock at the door and I bellow a come in. A slim toned pale figure steps in and sits on the rolling chair across from me.
"Matthew? Hi I'm..."
She is gorgeous. Her pale skin and bright green eyes are surrounded by freckles and long orange hair that flows down her white coat to her ass. Fuck.
"nurse practitioner..."
Jesus why didn't I listen to her name. God I hope I wasn't staring at her like a horny starved dog looking at a steak.
"...you in today?"
Fuck, get your act together man! Stop staring at her mouth, you know you are bad at hiding your thoughts. She probably knows you're picturing her mouth wrapped around your cock.
"Mr. Malone, what brings you in today?" She says looking at me and then my chart.
Last time I was here they told me to have low testosterone. She stares into my eyes and takes a seat in the other rolling chair. I was curious if you could do anything. She looks up at me with those green eyes from my chart and then looks down and flips through pages until she finds what she needs. She scoots closer in her chair. She scoots again. Finally she scoots one more time thrusting her hips sideways at me. We are really close. God her shampoo smells good. She flips her hair to her other shoulder and shows me the chart and points to a number on the bottom. Her hair is thick and a dark deep orange. "Your numbers are in the seventy to ninety range. Your testosterone is fine."
She puts the clipboard on the hospital bed taking up the space in the room and it makes that crinkle of paper sound.
"Mr. Malone I've practiced medicine all around the world and have learned unorthodox ways at least here in the states to measure testosterone without the use of blood samples. We can do it right here right now.
You'll get your results before you walk out of this room. What do you say?"