"You treat this like it's a game," he said to her, half amused and half anxious.
"What's wrong with that?" she responded calmly. "It is a sport, but I'm not for play. I think you know I'm serious."
"Clearly," he laughed. "Not to mention competitive."
She eyed him quietly, moving carefully up from his feet to his head. Competitive, she chuckled to herself. Just look at him. He acts as if he doesn't know.
"I don't like to lose," she finally stated.
Normally when this kind of banter came up with a member of the opposite sex, he would tease back with something suggesting they might have to get used to losing. Or at the very least he'd agree that he doesn't like to lose, either. This time, however, he said nothing. His mind was elsewhere, though he was quite aware that he'd left her words hanging on the air unchallenged.
Fierce is such an overused description for someone, but he could think of no better word for Becca. The woman didn't know when to quit. The concept just seemed to be absent from her vocabulary. Every morning she would be out running. Every evening she'd be at the gym. He knew she busted her ass for a stressful and fast-paced job.
What stood out most, though, was that she was persistent. They had lived on the same block for years. She had been friends with him and his wife. He had never gotten the impression she was interested, and she had never been anything but respectful. But immediately after the divorce, Becca was there, as if she had been waiting and counting down the days.
"I've never seen you this quiet," she spoke up suddenly with a grin.
Tom scratched the back of his head and smiled back. It was an awkward yet friendly smile. He still didn't know if it had been a mistake telling her about the divorce. Months later, he was now really waking up to the fact that he had a temper problem. That he could be selfish and careless. He wanted to change, he knew that, but had it been a bad idea to tell Becca and risk changing how she saw him, too?
"Sorry," he sighed. "I don't mean to be all spaced out. I think it's just a little early and I'm still a little tired."
"Do you want to go home? We can call it a day and you can get your beauty sleep if you need to."
"What?" he scoffed. "Don't be ridiculous. It's not even 7 yet. I haven't had my coffee."
She loved teasing him. Most of the time it was actually playful and harmless, but she had grown more deliberate in it. He was a good looking man, she'd think to herself. Tall, fit, and with the kind of jaw you wanted to bite at the same time you wanted to kiss it. She knew about his temper and inconsiderate behavior even before he'd told her.
Following the divorce, things had started innocently enough. She dropped by to tell him she was there for him, in case he needed anything. It wasn't lost on her that this might put certain thoughts on his mind. Twice he had tried asking her out on a date, and twice she had politely declined. Then one day he got the invitation to join her on her morning run.
By now, he had lost track of how many mornings he'd been doing this with her. It had become almost a ritual he performed without thinking, although he looked forward to it every day. The first three days, she outpaced him much of the time. On the fourth day, as he started to keep up with her better, she took a detour into another neighborhood. This continued into different neighborhoods until day seven. On the seventh day, she ventured off the beaten path altogether.
He lost her that time, somewhere in the surrounding woods. But the next day he joined her, he managed to avoid that happening again. The little wooded area outside their neighborhood had narrow trails with twists, turns, and hills. If you weren't careful or tried to rush by someone, you'd quickly lose sight of where they were. By staying a little behind to follow her, he was able to keep up with her.
On this cool Saturday morning, she had led him out even further, past the park and the peaceful little pond nearby. They stopped to take a breather and he announced that he needed to sneak off for a moment to take a leak. That was when she said it.
"I don't think so."
For a second he laughed, believing she was toying with him. When he could see she was not, he became annoyed.
"Alright, whatever. Go ahead then and I'll catch up."
"No," she fired back. "Come on. You'll have a chance to pee later on."
Tom stared at her in disbelief. She was already slowly starting to walk away. He wanted to argue, but what he didn't want to do was get left behind. So he took a breath and hurried after her. With her back to him, he couldn't see or imagine the smile that came over her face as she heard him start to move.
After fifteen minutes, he stopped again and said he really needed to use the bathroom. Once again, she told him no. After some back and forth, he had assured her he wasn't going to quit.
All he could think about was getting the chance to relieve himself. He was beginning to feel desperate. Who the hell did she think she was to tell him no? He had no earthly idea where they were, and he needed to pee. He couldn't just keep going, nor could he just let her go on and risk getting lost himself.
Fifteen more minutes passed and this time she was the one to announce it was time for a breather. Sarcastically, he turned to her and asked permission to take a leak. He was sure he was on the verge of being unable to hold it in any longer.
"Yes, you may," she replied seriously. "On one condition."
"Oh really, and what's that?" Now he was starting to get quite irritated.
She stepped toward him and wiped the sweat off her forehead, looking him over. There was something in her expression and body language that made Tom's insides flutter.
"Unzip and do it here. I'm not waiting on you." He began to turn his back to her and she interrupted. "No, facing me."
Hesitating for a brief second, he turned back to her and blurted out: "Are you fucking serious? Come on, Becs, stop messing with me."
"Time's ticking," she voiced impatiently. "If you're too embarrassed, go ahead and wander off. You'll be able to find your way back."
He paused for thought. This felt weird, but weirder still, it intrigued him. As she crossed her arms, he knew she meant business. Quickly, he fumbled for his belt, unbuckled it, and slowly unzipped, staring quietly at the ground at his feet.
"Tom," she said softly. "Look at me."
He raised his head up and met her eyes. His face was full of confusion, embarrassment, and something else she knew all too well. There was a thrill in there, curiosity, too. Games, she thought. He thinks I like to play games.
"Let's go," she instructed him.
Slowly, he pulled himself out. It took a few minutes for him to get going. Once she heard the sound, her expression softened. They continued making eye contact. He found himself relaxing again, but could feel his cheeks gradually turning red. Then he watched her eyes drift quietly down to his crotch. She looked him over for a moment as he finished going, before her gaze bolted straight back up to his again. He shook off and zipped up silently, then they continued on their way.
Nervously, he kept pondering it in his head until he could take it no more. When the ability to form words finally returned to him, he asked her what that was about. Why had she asked him to do that?
"It's simple," she chuckled. "I like men that can control themselves. If you can't hold out long enough to find a toilet, maybe it'll teach you a thing or two to be treated more like an animal."
The nerve on this woman, he thought. Yet somehow it made a kind of morbid sense. He stared at her from behind as they kept walking, wondering what had come into his life.
"Besides," she continued, "men already treat the world like it's their toilet and it's disgusting. You don't know how women talk about having to clean up after the men in their homes that miss the toilet when they piss. If you ask me, those guys should be the ones on their hands and knees cleaning up after themselves. Or they should learn to be better behaved."
