"How about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes?"
Mr. Morris looked up from his expense report and scowled at Larry, his assistant. "Absolutely not. Out of the question."
Larry frowned. "Why not?"
"I don't want that scientologist freak around me. Bored me half to death talking about his newfound religion at last year's Cannes Film Festival. Who's next on the list?"
Larry sighed. Mapping out invitation lists used to be the best part of his job, but now it was an ordeal. His boss was so adamant about turning this house into a legendary hot spot in the same vein as New York's seventies classic Club 54—but with a turn-of-the-century theme and, if possible, more hedonistic and decadent—that he'd taken all the fun out of planning ahead. Larry was fresh out of college, eager to please his somewhat ridiculous boss, but Mr. Morris's demands had tempted him to resign more times than he cared to admit. It wasn't like he needed the damn job. He could live off his trust fund for many years. This job had its fun moments though. Aside from the wild parties Mr. Morris threw in his lavish California mansion, the man was a comical sight to behold, especially now with that ridiculous pencil-thin mustache he was sporting. Mr. Morris was not a man of great stature. He was only about an inch taller than Larry, who was five-seven. But Larry was thin and fit, whereas Morris's physique could be best described as paunchy. The old man did have blue eyes and blonde hair, and was probably moderately handsome in his youth, but his eyes looked heavy and tired, and the few strands of hair he had left on his head were now a distinctive shade of silver. Mr. Edward Morris was definitely too old for the sort of parties he always throwing, but who was Larry to judge, especially when he enjoyed said parties?
"Who else have you got?" Mr. Morris asked again, lighting a cigarette.
Larry heaved himself up from the rather uncomfortable Edwardian armchair he was sitting in and inspected a box in the corner of the study, eyeing the rather large computer monitor perched on top of the antique desk. Hadn't the old man forbidden the use of modern technology in the house? Was he the only one allowed to be anachronistic? Larry had left his BlackBerry in his Porsche because he didn't want to break the rules. He should've known that Morris's no-gadget requirement wouldn't last. Shaking his head, Larry grabbed his notepad and pen, flipped a page and held it in front of Mr. Morris as his butt landed painfully on the armchair.
"Read it out to me," Mr. Morris ordered.
Larry gave his boss an exasperated look, but he had learned from experience that the only way to cope with Mr. Morris's diva antics was to ignore it and charge ahead. "Brad and Angelina?"
Mr. Morris's eyes brightened, closing the business folder in front of him. "Now
that's
more like it! Of course, they're invited! But only if they wear the proper period costumes."
"Of course." Larry scribbled something on his notepad. "Jennifer Aniston?"
Mr. Morris puffed on his cigarette, his mustached lips curving into a smile. "Absolutely. The club could use a little Brad-Angelina-Jennifer drama."
"I don't think Jennifer Aniston cares about those two anymore," Larry pointed out.
"Of course she cares! She's still single, isn't she? Who else?"
Names were dropped, and Mr. Morris either nodded his approval or shook his head in objection. While the minutes passed and the invitation list increased, Larry became progressively bored. These sessions had been a lot more exciting at Mr. Morris's San Francisco mansion. Now
those
were great parties! No matter what Mr. Morris thought, the east coast did not have the flair and glamour that the west coast had. Besides, this house gave Larry the creeps. Those stories he had heard about the fire and the so-called curse... sinister stuff. Not that the place was a bad sight to behold. It had probably been spectacular in its heyday, but it now bore the aftereffects of decades' worth of ruin and neglect. Mr. Morris should have bought that neo-Gothic mansion Larry had showed him in L.A. That would have been a better—and safer—choice.
"Is that all?" Mr. Morris asked, extinguishing his cigarette on an antique ashtray.
Larry shifted uncomfortably in his chair and flipped another page on his notebook. "How about some more people from the music industry? How about Will.i.am.?"
"Will I what?"
"Never mind." He closed his notebook and sighed. "That takes care of the entertainment industry, and we've already added your business partners and friends to the list, but what about artists and novelists—people of artistic worth?"
Mr. Morris's bushy eyebrows furrowed. "Like who?"
"Like David J. Seton."
"Who?"
"David J. Seton, the English writer."
"Never heard of him."
Larry's brown eyes widened with surprise.
"Is this English writer noteworthy?"
"He certainly is." Larry cleared his throat and smiled. "His stories are bold and controversial, and they've all been wildly successful. His latest novel,
Madeleine,
is being made into a movie with Natalie Portman in the title role!"
Mr. Morris nodded, impressed. After a moment of silence, he said, "And you think he should be a guest at my club?"
"He would be perfect for this club!" Larry enthused. "Mr. Seton is one of England's most notorious hedonists."
Mr. Morris raised an eyebrow. "Really?"
"Well, he's more of a reformed hedonist, actually. He's married now. His wife's name is Marjorie Fordham, his book editor and, apparently, the inspiration behind
Madeleine
. Lovely woman. I met her once at a club in Albany."
"There's a club in Albany?"
Larry's face turned an interesting shade of red. "Uh, yes," he stammered. "A boring club.
Very
boring. So, anyway, are the Setons on the list then?"
"Yes, I suppose they are," Mr. Morris huffed out, waving a hand dismissively at his assistant. "Anyone else?"
"Quinn Armitage."
No sign of recognition flickered in the old man's eyes. Muttering something to himself about self-made billionaires and their lack of culture, Larry crossed one lean leg over the other and elaborated. "He's a famous artist—a painter of erotic art. He's known as the 'Marquis de Sade of the Art World.' "
Before Mr. Morris could ask who the Marquis de Sade was, Larry continued. "He's also a private club owner. I'm not in the liberty of sharing details about his club, but maybe he'll tell you all about it some time. He might even give you some pointers."
"I don't need pointers," Mr. Morris stated irritably. "I know what I'm doing. But, yes, I suppose you could add this Queen Army guy to the list."
"Quinn Armitage."
"Whatever." The old man sighed. "Let's continue with this later. Where are my employees? I thought I told them we had a meeting this morning."
At that moment, the office door opened, and in came fourteen people of various heights and ages, with Millie bringing up the rear. She smoothed the hair that fell across her right cheek and crossed her arms to her chest, her shoulders squared. She had hoped to blend in with the crowd, but she felt as awkward and conspicuous as a lone Yankees fan surrounded by violent Red Sox zealots at Fenway Park.
Her fingernails dug into the skin of her bare forearm and she winced. Hadn't even realized she had been doing it. Slowly, deliberately, she moved to the back row and sat on the edge of a small oak desk near the doorway, her short plaid skirt skimming her thighs. A pristine white blouse and black flat shoes with a big buckle over the front completed the look. It was the most daring outfit she'd ever worn, and it made her feel like a naughty schoolgirl. She'd almost been tempted to part her long hair into two front ponytails, but that would have been far from wise. The last thing she wanted was to draw attention to herself.
She scanned the people in front of her and recognized Marla immediately. She was standing in the front row, her eyes fixed on Mr. Morris. She wore the black and white maid uniform from the day before—the only one, other than Mr. Morris, who wore period clothing. Everyone else had regular clothes on. Next to Marla stood another woman. She appeared to be in her early fifties, with dark blonde hair and green eyes, a cream-colored pantsuit covering a tall and elegant frame. She looked impeccably put together. Not a wrinkle or crease on her clothes. Two young women stood behind her. The tall one on the right—golden hair, fair skin, small nose—looked on without the faintest show of interest, her full mouth betraying the fact that she was stifling a yawn. She wore skinny jeans and a loose sleeveless top that barely covered her extraordinarily large breasts. A thick black choker with ruby studs hanging from it decorated her long neck. The choker reminded Millie of a dog collar she saw once in one of those Westminster dog shows on TV. It looked out of place on the girl. She didn't seem like the Goth chick type. The girl finally yawned. Millie had never seen someone so beautiful or so bored in her life. She'd feel sorry for her if she hadn't envied her.
The girl on the left—chin-length dark hair, exotic olive skin, big brown eyes—was quite pretty as well, even if she could stand to lose a few pounds. Her arms were crossed over her chest, and she appeared to be surveying the office. Her eyes landed on the mammoth computer monitor on top of Mr. Morris's desk, and she let out a derisive snort. The elegant woman glared at the brunette girl, mouthing something that looked suspiciously like "Stop it." Millie smiled. They were obviously family. How wonderful it must be to have loved ones around you, even if they were scolding you.
Millie's eyes swept over the remaining crowd. The rest of the hired help were men that ranged from early twenties to late fifties, but most of them were young. None of them stood out. No doubt they were there to either serve drinks or work as floor men at the casino.
"Thank you all for coming," Mr. Morris said, smiling indulgently at his staff. "I'm sure Larry or Marla told you that I have an important announcement to make. I had initially intended to use this house as a turn-of-the-century-themed gentlemen's club. Well, it will still be a period-themed club, but I've decided to change the setting to the good ole Roaring Twenties."
A mixture of shock and delight poured into Millie's ears. Shock from those who had expected, and wanted, an early 1900s setting, and delight from those who visualized a
Burlesque
-type of club with half-naked women sporting flapper curls and bob cuts, and wearing short skirts over garter belts and fishnet stockings. Pencil-thin eyebrows and elaborate headdresses would complement the bawdy look. Millie shook her head in disgust. She wasn't pleased with this turn of events, and it took all of her self-control to keep from voicing an objection. Talk about a bait and switch!
"It's for the best," Mr. Morris continued. "A twenties setting is perfect for what I have in mind. In those days, during the Prohibition, alcohol was as decadent and forbidden as an extramarital affair. I could bring back the Jazz Age—it'll feel just like Fitzgerald's