"How about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes?"
Mr. Morris looked up from his expense report and scowled at Larry, his assistant. "Absolutely not. Out of the question."
Larry frowned. "Why not?"
"I don't want that scientologist freak around me. Bored me half to death talking about his newfound religion at last year's Cannes Film Festival. Who's next on the list?"
Larry sighed. Mapping out invitation lists used to be the best part of his job, but now it was an ordeal. His boss was so adamant about turning this house into a legendary hot spot in the same vein as New York's seventies classic Club 54ābut with a turn-of-the-century theme and, if possible, more hedonistic and decadentāthat he'd taken all the fun out of planning ahead. Larry was fresh out of college, eager to please his somewhat ridiculous boss, but Mr. Morris's demands had tempted him to resign more times than he cared to admit. It wasn't like he needed the damn job. He could live off his trust fund for many years. This job had its fun moments though. Aside from the wild parties Mr. Morris threw in his lavish California mansion, the man was a comical sight to behold, especially now with that ridiculous pencil-thin mustache he was sporting. Mr. Morris was not a man of great stature. He was only about an inch taller than Larry, who was five-seven. But Larry was thin and fit, whereas Morris's physique could be best described as paunchy. The old man did have blue eyes and blonde hair, and was probably moderately handsome in his youth, but his eyes looked heavy and tired, and the few strands of hair he had left on his head were now a distinctive shade of silver. Mr. Edward Morris was definitely too old for the sort of parties he always throwing, but who was Larry to judge, especially when he enjoyed said parties?
"Who else have you got?" Mr. Morris asked again, lighting a cigarette.
Larry heaved himself up from the rather uncomfortable Edwardian armchair he was sitting in and inspected a box in the corner of the study, eyeing the rather large computer monitor perched on top of the antique desk. Hadn't the old man forbidden the use of modern technology in the house? Was he the only one allowed to be anachronistic? Larry had left his BlackBerry in his Porsche because he didn't want to break the rules. He should've known that Morris's no-gadget requirement wouldn't last. Shaking his head, Larry grabbed his notepad and pen, flipped a page and held it in front of Mr. Morris as his butt landed painfully on the armchair.
"Read it out to me," Mr. Morris ordered.
Larry gave his boss an exasperated look, but he had learned from experience that the only way to cope with Mr. Morris's diva antics was to ignore it and charge ahead. "Brad and Angelina?"
Mr. Morris's eyes brightened, closing the business folder in front of him. "Now
that's
more like it! Of course, they're invited! But only if they wear the proper period costumes."
"Of course." Larry scribbled something on his notepad. "Jennifer Aniston?"
Mr. Morris puffed on his cigarette, his mustached lips curving into a smile. "Absolutely. The club could use a little Brad-Angelina-Jennifer drama."
"I don't think Jennifer Aniston cares about those two anymore," Larry pointed out.
"Of course she cares! She's still single, isn't she? Who else?"
Names were dropped, and Mr. Morris either nodded his approval or shook his head in objection. While the minutes passed and the invitation list increased, Larry became progressively bored. These sessions had been a lot more exciting at Mr. Morris's San Francisco mansion. Now
those
were great parties! No matter what Mr. Morris thought, the east coast did not have the flair and glamour that the west coast had. Besides, this house gave Larry the creeps. Those stories he had heard about the fire and the so-called curse... sinister stuff. Not that the place was a bad sight to behold. It had probably been spectacular in its heyday, but it now bore the aftereffects of decades' worth of ruin and neglect. Mr. Morris should have bought that neo-Gothic mansion Larry had showed him in L.A. That would have been a betterāand saferāchoice.
"Is that all?" Mr. Morris asked, extinguishing his cigarette on an antique ashtray.
Larry shifted uncomfortably in his chair and flipped another page on his notebook. "How about some more people from the music industry? How about Will.i.am.?"
"Will I what?"
"Never mind." He closed his notebook and sighed. "That takes care of the entertainment industry, and we've already added your business partners and friends to the list, but what about artists and novelistsāpeople of artistic worth?"
Mr. Morris's bushy eyebrows furrowed. "Like who?"
"Like David J. Seton."
"Who?"
"David J. Seton, the English writer."
"Never heard of him."
Larry's brown eyes widened with surprise.
"Is this English writer noteworthy?"
"He certainly is." Larry cleared his throat and smiled. "His stories are bold and controversial, and they've all been wildly successful. His latest novel,
Madeleine,
is being made into a movie with Natalie Portman in the title role!"
Mr. Morris nodded, impressed. After a moment of silence, he said, "And you think he should be a guest at my club?"
"He would be perfect for this club!" Larry enthused. "Mr. Seton is one of England's most notorious hedonists."
Mr. Morris raised an eyebrow. "Really?"
"Well, he's more of a reformed hedonist, actually. He's married now. His wife's name is Marjorie Fordham, his book editor and, apparently, the inspiration behind
Madeleine
. Lovely woman. I met her once at a club in Albany."
"There's a club in Albany?"