AUGUST 2017
Eunice picked up some bark, which would make good tinder for the fire, and now she had to look for some kindling. There were a lot of twigs around, but she knew she couldn't cut anything off a tree, that was still alive and would make for shitty kindling.
Max and Amber Primrose, his moron girlfriend of '05, had made Eunice eat a bunch of wood that she'd cut off a tree, just to show her that she needed to pay attention. Of course Eunice hated camping, hated everything about it. Eunice was a hotel girl, but Max put her through it all the time.
Once, Dionard, a vegan sort, had boxed Eunice's ears after she'd used a bird's nest for kindling, because Dionard (Max had hated Di's blowjobs, by the way) was so goddamned concerned about the animal life...the bitch!
"Well, this tent looks good." Max said to Heidi happily. "I guess you were a Girl Scout leader once."
"I told you!" Heidi was feeling a little nervous. When she'd discovered that Max's wife, Eunice had full knowledge of their affair, it had really freaked her out.
And Max had said he wanted Eunice to watch them fuck this weekend! What on earth?
Heidi thought that she'd be fired-it wasn't the first time she'd fucked an employer's husband. Heidi was tutoring Eunice and Max's son in trigonometry, and she was a good tutor, but Eunice would really be pissed, right?
And to talk about it on a camping trip!
Max and Eunice's kids were not into camping, they took after their mother, Max said. Maxwell Jr. and Therese had gone to some kind of Woodstock re-enactment in a friend's van so it was just Max, Heidi, and Eunice.
On the way to the campground, they'd discussed sports, Maxwell Jr's academic progress, which was very slow, as Junior was an almost hourly pothead, and also they all agreed that the "Handmaid's Tale" was the best thing on Hulu.
And damn it, why had they killed off Meredith's doctor hubby on "Grey's Anatomy?" Netflix's worst mistake.
Leigh, Max's daughter from a former marriage was not along either. Leigh was a fattie who did not like the adorable Eunice at all.
"Leigh doesn't like her stepmom either." Max said "But she worked through it after I let her give Eunice a spanking during Leigh's second year of college. Now Eunice calls Leigh Ma'am."
What a riot Max was!
Max was so pleased with the tent being done. And it had been so fast!
"Seriously, Eunice is no help. Usually I tie her to a tree when I do the tent uprising; keeps her out of the way."
"Hardy har. Try that on me, mister, and you'll have busted balls." Heidi smiled, mock-threateningly.
"C'mon, baby, to celebrate the ten being up, give me a long one with some tongue, Heidi baby."
Almost unwillingly (Eunice would be coming out of the woods soon) Heidi stepped closer to Maxx
She was really hypnotized by his bulky shoulders and hazel eyes. And he really did have a big dick, the kind that reminds you that size DOES matter.
Heidi fell into Max's arms.
Heidi was a cutie pie. She resembled someone called "Bernadette Peters" both Eunice and Max (and Heidi's folks) had told her.
Now, as Max tongued Heidi, what a master of tonsil hockey that man was! Eunice came out of the woods with an armload of mini-timber.
Eunice was a fairly attractive woman, a little older than Max, but with a fair shape on her, and short, dark hair.
God, was Eunice crying?
Eunice looked at them, briefly and went to deposit the wood by the circle of rocks that they'd assembled to make the campfire.
Heidi finally pushed herself out of Max's strong arms.
"Mrs. Truscott, I'm so sorry-"
Playfully, Max shouted "Get up, forget the wood right now, Eunice. Little Heidi is trying to talk to you!"
"Max, it's all right. Let me start this fire." Eunice's voice was shaking, but if Heidi wasn't mistaken, the woman had just darted her hand in her shorts for a hot second.
Was she? Nooo. No one does that in public.
"Eunice if you don't come over here right now, I'll lock up your wee-wee so you can't make mischief down there."
Max's comment kind of freaked Heidi a little. What the fuck was going on here?
"Really babe. I'll lock the sumbitch up till September. It's fifteen days till then."
"Max, darling-"
"Okay, it's going to be locked up. Right after you do the fire, but if you come here now, I might not lock up the piercing till Thanksgiving. Or maybe Christ-"
Suddenly, Eunice ran over to them, almost falling over herself to get there.
"Please, please don't lock me up, Master."
"September now, cutie pie. Meet me behind the oak over there in about twenty minutes. You really effed up, I'd just started letting you out recently."
Now it appeared Eunice was really sobbing, and it had nothing to do with Heidi and Max, did it? Heidi wondered if last year's LSD experience was backing up on her. You could have flashbacks, and an old girlfriend of hers still saw trails.
Eunice was now panting and sobbing. She was clad in a polo shirt tucked into khaki shorts that looked a wee bit wet in the crotch. Eunice was fairly attractive for her age, right? What was she, forty-five?
Heidi's sister had met Eunice once and said Eunice hadn't had any work done. Heidi's sister called a lot of the ladies at the mass at St. Irving's part of the "Face-lift Brigade"
She was attractive, Eunice. But Heidi had youth on her side.
Heidi was twenty-two and wearing a snug tee shirt and Daisy Duke cut-offs.
She didn't want to look too sexy, but it was really comfortable.
Mom knew Eunice and thought she was stuck up, but said that Heidi shouldn't encourage Max to spend money on her that he could put towards his family.
But they were loaded.
And sure, Heidi was not wearing much, but it was friggin' August.
Eunice was biting her lip. She had to try to make some semblance of dignity, she thought.
"C'mon, Eunice honey, tell Heidi here that it doesn't bother you that we're making out and about to fuck on the ground in front of you...
...Though that's really a lie, right? It does make you mad, and embarrasses you, right? That I've fucked all these young babes, and let them kick you around." Max laughed
Heidi's jaw dropped. How many young babes?
In spite of being turned on in cuckquean mode, Eunice didn't understand this at all.
How could this little blonde moron be an algebra tutor?
Eunice was seething inside, but she was also humiliated, watching all this.
In the book "Bobos in Paradise" it was pointed out that intelligence had little to do with looks, and some people who appeared to be complete airheads were geniuses, but...
But watch Max sneer at her, as he felt Heidi up.
