"What in the hell is all the noise?" asked Ms. Desiree'. Coming through the front door were Mistress Selena and Lady Delilah. Between them They yanked a very hefty man whose balls appeared to be held by a rope protruding through the front of his pants. The end of this rope was in Lady Delilah's right hand. His face was covered with dirt and grass stains. "Looks as though you've been playing football or something," observed Ms. Desiree'. "What exactly is going on here?" She asked.
"Well," replied Mistress Selena, "I was getting out of My car and I thought I noticed someone or something hiding behind the rose bush."
"So you went to investigate and found junior here?" laughed Ms. Desiree'.
"Something like that, actually I brought My mace with Me in case I needed it. Turns out I did," She replied. "It wasn't until after I maced him I noticed Lady Delilah coming across the yard with a rope. It was Her idea to drag him by the balls into the house."
"He looks rather large to be dragged by the balls," laughed Ms. Desiree'
Lady Delilah spoke up at this time, "We let him walk, he would be far too heavy to drag." Together the Ladies pushed him the rest of the way into the kitchen and then forced him to the floor, where he sat rubbing his eyes and whining that he could not see. "Seems he wanted to have a peek at what was going on in Your house, Mistress? Or that's what he claims is the story."
"If I may speak," the intruder spoke, "I was ...."
"Shut the fuck up, nobody wants to hear what you have to say, or hear any lousy excuses you might come up with. This is private property and you have no fucking reason being here," screamed Ms. Desiree'. "What the fuck do I look like to you, an idiot? Do I look like I'm interested in whatever piss poor fucking excuse you might come up with for snooping around My property?" "Well, do I?" she smacked him hard across the face.
"No ma'am," the intruder replied.
"Not another fucking word, or I will seriously hurt you," Ms. Desiree' warned. "What do You think Ladies," She turned Her attention to Mistress Selena and Lady Delilah, "Do You think We could entertain Ourselves at Our tea party with this useless piece of shit?" "Why don't You take him upstairs and take away those clothes," suggested Ms. Desiree'
As the Ladies led the poor soul away, Ms. Desiree' smiled to Herself and picked up the phone to call several friends who had not been invited but would find this entertaining. She contacted Mistress Raven first, because She had complained earlier in the week that there had been a peeping tom around Her neighborhood and somehow this didn't seem like a coincidence. Then She called for the maid who was in the kitchen doing the morning dishes. Instructing him to bake cookies and make lots of tea, She went upstairs to see how the Ladies were making out.
She had not reached the top of the stairs when She heard a car in the driveway. Turning around, She went back out to see who had arrived. Becky and Tia, two friends of Mistress Janessa, were standing on the front porch smoking cigarettes when She reached the door. Stepping onto the porch, Ms. Desiree' told them the story of the intruder that Mistress Selena has sprayed with mace and the Ladies had dragged in. Tia seemed pretty excited by the thought of keeping him captive to torture for a while, but Becky worried about what he would say to the police when he did get away. "Well, who knows he's here?" asked Mistress Janessa.