"What in the hell is all the noise?" asked Ms. Desiree'. Coming through the front door were Mistress Selena and Lady Delilah. Between them They yanked a very hefty man whose balls appeared to be held by a rope protruding through the front of his pants. The end of this rope was in Lady Delilah's right hand. His face was covered with dirt and grass stains. "Looks as though you've been playing football or something," observed Ms. Desiree'. "What exactly is going on here?" She asked.
"Well," replied Mistress Selena, "I was getting out of My car and I thought I noticed someone or something hiding behind the rose bush."
"So you went to investigate and found junior here?" laughed Ms. Desiree'.
"Something like that, actually I brought My mace with Me in case I needed it. Turns out I did," She replied. "It wasn't until after I maced him I noticed Lady Delilah coming across the yard with a rope. It was Her idea to drag him by the balls into the house."
"He looks rather large to be dragged by the balls," laughed Ms. Desiree'
Lady Delilah spoke up at this time, "We let him walk, he would be far too heavy to drag." Together the Ladies pushed him the rest of the way into the kitchen and then forced him to the floor, where he sat rubbing his eyes and whining that he could not see. "Seems he wanted to have a peek at what was going on in Your house, Mistress? Or that's what he claims is the story."
"If I may speak," the intruder spoke, "I was ...."
"Shut the fuck up, nobody wants to hear what you have to say, or hear any lousy excuses you might come up with. This is private property and you have no fucking reason being here," screamed Ms. Desiree'. "What the fuck do I look like to you, an idiot? Do I look like I'm interested in whatever piss poor fucking excuse you might come up with for snooping around My property?" "Well, do I?" she smacked him hard across the face.