"So. The room. The arrangement I suggested. Did you reach out to the last lodger I gave you as a reference? Did Leah tell you the arrangement we had? "
"Uhm. Yeah, and yeah. Well not in any detail but I get the general idea."
James McClean sat opposite. Jamie. Not really her type, too mainstream, a shade too old, a bit too full of himself. Not the tattooed, muscled, skinhead, bad boys that occupied her nightly fantasies. Nor the more generic bad boys who had occupied her spectacularly unsuccessful dating history. But easy on the eye and charming. And for the last fortnight, her Sugar Daddy.
He had the look of an academic but was vague about the source of his, clearly considerable, income, questions brushed away with "Banking since Uni, then Fintech in the last couple of years. I've been fortunate". His dark tousled hair was swept messily in contrast to his neatly trimmed beard. Both were streaked with grey. Zara wondered if his locks were worn as a taunt to his peer group, with their bald-patch hiding buzzcuts. It would not be out of character. He had decent body for his age, if sadly lacking the biceps she lusted over, and had twenty years on her 26. He was old enough to be her father and she was old to enough to know better. She had slept with him. Twice. She had been in this house before, albeit under cover of darkness. So why was she so nervous under his questioning?
She was here to discuss a most unconventional proposition. One that had stuck in her mind as soon as he proposed it, in a text, a day after their last liaison. No matter how much she tried to dismiss it, she could not deny she was intrigued by the concept.
"Hmmm that's annoying. I told her to be specific with any serious candidates. The devil is, as they say, in the detail. "
"I do kinda get it. I stay here. Rent free. No bills. And in return I'm uhm," Zara could feel her face flush. She looked at her shoes and said in a rush, "Free use. I'm a free use sex doll."
She felt a flush of heat between her legs as she said the words.
He looked at her quizzically, slightly frowning. She couldn't tell what he was thinking but it wasn't the reaction she expected. Thoughtful rather than lecherous.
"I don't like the term. I always think Sex Doll sounds like a plastic thing with a mouth like a puffer fish," he made an O with his mouth. "not really my style. I prefer FuckToy, capital F capital T and no I don't really know why but the frustrated creative in me thinks that's the way it should be written."
The heat between her thighs built.
He paused and drained his mug.
"Well I'm sure you've seen enough of the kitchen. Shall we do the tour, and if you are serious we can discuss the details. Any questions?"
Any questions? Like a hundred,
she thought but she said;
"What about pets? Do you have any? It's just that I love them but have allergies."
"Well yes of course but well, it's you. You would be the house pet. After all why do people have pets? For companionship in a big empty house, to sit on your lap on a winters night perhaps? Or take out for walks at the weekend? That's what you will be for. I like dogs well enough but I'm away too much to properly care for them, and I'm not cruel. Had a cat once but she massacred so much of the local wildlife I felt awful. Spent so much in donations to the RSPB to salve my conscience. When she died I didn't replace her. But a couple of years ago I started having pretty Sugar Babies as live in Pets. And I find if we are absolutely clear upfront on expectations both ways it can be a good arrangement all round."
Zara felt almost faint. A Pet. His Housepet. No, she was no man's pet. She feminist and was studying for her Education Masters and after that, with a lot of work and bit of luck she would have a successful career teaching, shaping young minds. Teaching her girls to smash glass ceilings. The thought of being an older man's Pet was
not
making her wet. Well, it obviously was making her wet but it was just the taboo, the fantasy. She didn't
really
want it. And if she didn't agree to this should really be a Pet, that's not how it would work in reality, she would make sure of that. She gathered her thoughts and remembered her questions.
"Leah said you were kinky. Do you have a dungeon or something like that? These houses have cellars right?"
"God no. I may spank you a bit and I will I will absolutely boss you around a lot. But you can search the house as much as you want and you won't find any whips or chains never mind a dungeon. And on that note, do you want the tour? "
He had given her Leah's profile on the same on the same Sugar dating site Zara used. It showed her location was now London, corroborating the reason he gave for her moving out. Her comments had been positive but brief "Listen it's a sweet deal. He's less of a wanker than he seems once you get to know him. He leaves you alone most of the time. The sex is ok. Bit intense and not really my thing. Bit too 50 shades for me tbh but looking at your profile that's right up your street right? You into all that Kinky Shit?" and that was it.
"Right you've seen the entrance hall. It's a hall. With an entrance. Let's have a look at what you won't have seen."
She had indeed. She caught her breath seeing the high ceilinged wide hall with an antique chandelier and the grand staircase leading up to the upper floors in daylight. He showed her the big lounge, perhaps twice the size of her aunts. And the library, "Well it was meant as a dining room but I've made it into a study / library. You're welcome to use it. With Leah there were plenty evenings where one of us was in the lounge and the other working or studying in the downstairs library. It's a nice space."
He has a nice line in understatement, I have to give him that.
"This would be your room. It's a nice room. Decent size and gets the sun in the morning. "
Decent size in this case translated to Zara as the largest room she would ever have slept in.
"And I'd encourage you to use this room too. It would have been a nursery when the house was built in the first few years of the 20th century but too small to be a proper bedroom. So previous lodgers have used it as a walk in wardrobe or dressing room,
"This is my boys room so off limits. They're here every Friday. And usually a couple of other nights a month as I can best arrange with Fi, my ex wife."
"I have an en suite on the 2nd next to my master bedroom so the main bathroom on this floor is yours. Well I may want have a bath occasionally, after a day on the hills for example but that wont be frequent. So no queuing for the bathroom in the morning.
Her own bathroom. He said it in such a casual way that suggested he had no idea what that meant.
Typical man.
She loved her nieces and nephews, just like she loved her old flatmates. But she hated fighting over the bathroom.
"So when you say A Room, it's one room to sleep in, a dressing room, and the first floor bathroom is predominantly mine? Plus we can negotiate on evenings where we're not, well where you don't require my Services, that one of us can use the library. "They were back in the kitchen after a quick look at his modern, minimally decorated, almost Spartan master suite on the 3rd floor converted attic.
"That's about the sum of yes. It's a big house Zara. I don't need much. And just to be clear I cover the bills, the broadband is decent and I have a pretty decent TV package. And it's not a student flat. You're not putting stickers with your name on milk in the fridge. Help yourself to anything and if there's anything you want me to add to the order just put it on the kitchen chalkboard."
"Are there other duties? Do you expect me to cook and clean?"
"I'm not looking for a skivvy. Pick up after yourself but I have a cleaner come in once a week. I cook. I'm happy to cook for you when we're both around. Or you can fend for yourself if you'd rather. "