Carmine shook his head as he looked at the host of Prometheus Fishbein's birthday, Fish himself. What the hell?
Angel had thrown Fish this uh, bash, but when Carmine had walked in, he'd seen Fish kneeling naked on the floor, wearing a pink ribbon around his dick.
On Fish's chest hung a sign, suspended with twine that said "SMALL PENIS BIRTHDAY BOY".
The other guests were not new, apparently to this entertainment style from the Fishbeins, as they just sort of stood around in their fancy clothes, sipping martinis and chatting.
It wasn't as if Carmine wasn't somewhat aware of Fish and Angel's peculiar relationship; in addition to servicing Fish's nice Alfa Romeo when it came to the DiCarbone garage, owned by Carmine's dad; Carmine had come over and serviced Angel as well.
Angel was a sassy ash blonde, kind of short haired but very curvy, and yes, when Carmine and Angel were getting it on one night, Angel had jumped out of bed and opened the closet door, dragging her husband out by the ear.
And Fish had been naked then as well, except for a little metal clip on the end of his dick.
"See where it locks in on his glans there, Carmine?" Angel had asked with a wink, "He can jerk his Willy all he wants, but unless I take the clip off, he can't have an accident, if you know what I mean."
Angel had then told her freaky husband that she wanted him to suck Carmine's balls while Carm fucked her...when Fish had demurred, Angel had kicked him in the stomach and then whipped her prone husband with an ivory headed walking stick.
And that had been one weird thing, Fish had put his head under Carmine's legs and had sucked on his scrotum, his head bobbing up and down as his mechanic had slammed his own dick repeatedly into Angel's quim.
Carmine had been initially revolted by this, but it did feel good having the warm mouth of the wealthiest burgomeister of South Buttermilk Falls slobbering on his grease monkey's nutsack.
Carmine now was trying not to look at Fish, and his eyes wandered to a cute little number standing by the dessert table. Wait, was she talking to Fish? She looked somewhat uncomfortable too...
But she was trying to be polite!
"Mr. Fishbein, I hope you're okay down there." Larissa tried to smile at her boss.
"I think you can call me Fish at this point, Larissa." the little man with the sign on his chest said, trying to smile.
What a nice man! Even with his bitchy wife making him do this, he was still trying to put Larissa at ease. About six weeks previous, Larissa had been called by Mrs. Angel Fishbein into the big boss's private office.
"I know, Larissa, that my husband has a little crush on you, he's always talking about how helpful you are, and how fashionably you dress...so I told him if he wants his privileges this month, he'll have to do them in front of you."
Larissa had had no idea what the fuck Mrs. Fishbein meant at the time.
And she'd been flabbergasted when Fish had begged his wife to "let him off."
"It's up to you, Fish." Mrs. Fishbein had said, smiling. "You've waited thirty days to jack off, and you can wait another thirty days, but next time it'll be in front of that parking meter-maid you like so much."
"B-but Angel, please-"Fish had said, quivering. "I don't want-want to traumatize Larissa." He tried to smile at his puzzled receptionist, who smiled back, wondering...
She had known that Mrs. F, Angel, was really kind of nasty, even if she was good looking, and she'd seen Angel slap her husband once when she'd dropped by the office-apparently Fish had forgotten to wash the breakfast dishes.
But this was wild! Angel looked over at Larissa and she'd said "If my husband doubles your Christmas bonus and gives it to you early, do you think you could keep a secret for him, no sexual harassment nonsense?"
When Angel had nodded, thinking of the vacation such a bonus might afford her and her boyfriend, Angel had nodded grimly at her husband, who had taken off his nice suit and cowered in front of the two women.
Angel had handed Larissa a little key. "Go ahead, take his guiche off."
The "guiche" apparently had been a little metal doohickey on the end of the boss's dick, and Larissa had stepped closer and unlocked it, while Fish had blanched...
And then Fish had jacked off and made a mess all over Larissa's Jimmy Choos, and then licked them clean!
After this, Fish had seemed overcome with shame, but he'd also looked up at his wife and said "That was so hot, I'm so humiliated."
And, for the past few weeks, Fish had not looked at his lowly receptionist at all, just hurried by her every morning, though he'd given her an envelope with a LOT of cash the afternoon after this incident.
And now, she was trying to find a way to distract poor Fish from his embarrassment and agony.
"Really, this is an odd way to celebrate your birthday, um, Fish." Larissa said. She was mildly flattered by Fish's eyes, which were avidly checking out her leather miniskirt.