"I am sorry, I just can't take you with me," my boss of some twelve years said to me, as she blathered on about how she would try to find a good spot for me before she left. I had broken bread with her, secretly lusted for her, been her friend, and the work I did for her ultimately cost me my marriage, and now she was just parachuting out without so much as a thank you.
"Sorry? Sorry just won't cut it!" I said getting up and looking at her. In her late forties she was still pretty hot. She was Irish/German with nice tits, shapely legs and a round soft butt that must feel great to fuck. But I also knew her when she was in her early thirties when she was so hot that if you worked for her you had to crank one off about her at some time or another.
"Look I..."
I had a plan for this, a scorched earth plan, created during a real long drive back from a company meeting in Georgia. Fueled by highly caffeinated soda I had stitched it together. I never thought I'd use it. I don't know why I even had thought it up in first place, I just did.
"You know what? Any terms you give will be more than good enough, provided you throw in a permanent parking space for me out front," she knew that I had hurt my knee coming to work on an icy Saturday to finish a report for her while she stood at home "sick," with sick meaning banging her ex-boyfriend, or should I say husband from the marriage that lasted about two whole months. Actually I might not have sprung the plan even then but she waffled even on my humble request for a parking spot.
"Okay then! You will give me that spot, because I have one word to say to you, and that is: Cosgrove." I said with the drama one usually reserves for revealing that you are the member of a secret spy organization. Her eyes went wide as she woke up out of the sea of ambition she had plunged into.
"You...you wouldn't..." she said as she saw her godhood started to evaporate.
What was Cosgrove? Years ago she had "borrowed" money from a client's account to go on an exotic vacation with her boyfriend. However, during that time the investments she took the money from into had skyrocketed. When she came back she found herself in a bigger hole than she had expected.
She had slid the money back into the account, plus some extra, the client thinking it was a mistake in his favor never even bothered to question the other irregularities in his account thinking he had gotten over. However, I had kept the whole paper trail, not on purpose at the time, but I had just blindly filed it away. Later I made my own copies of all the paperwork for as you know taking a client's money is never a case of "no harm no foul."
As she stammered I looked her over. I took a piece of paper from her desk and wrote something on it and put it into my pocket.
"Here is the way we are going to play this out. For years I have been your confident, and nearly castrated slave. That is okay. You have said things to me, certain things, certain sexy things over drinks that stuck in my head. I don't know if you did it to ensnare me or show your power or what."
She tearfully pleaded that was never the case.
"I narrowed them down to the most juicy ones, coupled with the things me and my wife never got to do because of your interfering with my, with our lives and the total is thirteen. Thirteen of them that really stood out. And you know what? Like an erotic genie you are going to do all of them for me, or this will all be dropped on your new boss' desk. Not today, not tomorrow, but sometime in the next five years, when you have become comfortable. If you obey everything, and I am not even asking you to do it without hesitation, actually I might even like it if you did, it seems sexier that way, I will forget that the file ever existed."
I let it soak in a bit, and then added, "And I want my parking spot, now!" She saw it made me even more pissed that it took her less than five minutes to write out the from (probably less if her hands had not been shaking), fax it and for me to receive an email on my phone with my new spot and the placard would be ready Monday.