"So, Louis, what brings you here today?"
"Well, Della, I thought we could talk about last night."
"Fine with me. What's on your mind?"
"Well, I asked you to marry me and you walked out of the restaurant. I'd like to know why."
"If you're talking about the spectacle you made of yourself by knocking our table over while trying to get down on one knee, I was embarrassed. I was embarrassed by the laughter of the other diners; many of them are clients of mine. I was embarrassed because we've only known each other for two months. Frankly, I was at a loss for words, so I left."
"Della, I fell in love with you the first day we met. I want to spend my life with you. I thought you felt the same towards me."
I deliberately crossed my legs, my shorts revealing my alabaster white thighs. Louis gasped audibly and tried to maintain his composure. I placed my hand on his knee and felt him shiver.
"Louis, I care for you very much. I haven't felt this way towards a man in a very long time, but I've been hurt before. How do I know that you're not after my trust fund, or the beauty salon I've worked so hard to make the most exclusive in town? How do I know that you're not after my money?"
"Della, I fell in love with you before I knew that you owned the salon. You are so beautiful. I've never seen such lovely green eyes, such beautiful long red hair and your radiant smile."
"I suppose my long legs, perfect breasts and puffy nipples had nothing to do with your attraction?"
"Of course, I find you beautiful, so incredibly sensuous that I can't take my eyes off of you. But it's more than that. Della, I've never met anyone as kind and honestly compassionate as you. I love you. What more can I say than I want you to be my wife?"
I gave his knee a little squeeze and said, "Louis, you are a kind, caring man. You're handsome, even if you are a bit small. But I've been hurt before and I swore to myself that I would never let it happen again."
"Tell me how to prove my sincerity. Tell me what you want and I'll gladly give it to you!"
"No offence, Louis, but you work at Starbuck's. You probably couldn't afford that tiny little diamond ring. What could you possibly give me that a rich girl like me can't get on her own?"
"I can give you a man that will love you until the day I die."
"There's another thing, Louis. You're not exactly the most endowed lover I've ever had." Louis flushed and hung his head.
"No, wait Louis. I didn't mean it that way. You aren't exactly hung; I doubt that your penis is five inches when erect, but I've seen much smaller and believe me, we can work around that. The real problem is your, how can I say this? Your oral skills leave a lot to be desired."
"I'm sorry Della, but I've never known what to do or how to do it. No woman has ever told me."
And I'm just the woman to teach you, I thought to myself. Instead, I said to him, "Louis, there's nothing wrong with you that can't be fixed, but I've been hurt before. I had a husband who ran up a fortune on my credit cards. I had a boyfriend who ignored me and another that cheated on me. I'm never going to allow that to happen again."
Please Della! I can't live without you! Please let me prove to you that I can be a good husband.
"All right Louis, I'm going to run this by you and then you can decide if you still want to marry."
I gave him a good look at my butt as I stood up and began to pace in front of him. The luxurious carpet felt wonderful on my bare feet as I laid out my plans for the future.
"My father once told me that the reason the divorce rate is constantly rising is because people now believe that a marriage is a partnership. He said that nothing could be further from the truth; that the man must be in charge. He said that a man's word in his own house should be law. The husband must be able to make the major decisions and delegate the small details to his wife.
"Dad said that my parent's marriage was strong because my mom was willing to follow his orders. She had to be appreciative of his discipline be prepared to accept his punishments for her transgressions. She must trust her husband's judgment in any and all manners."
I leaned against the brick fireplace and folded my arms, allowing my hair to drape across my shoulders and breasts. I lifted one foot and placed it against the bricks behind me.
"What do you think of my Father's opinion, Louis?"
"I don't know what to think. I've never really thought about it much. I thought you just had to be in love. How do you feel about it, Della?"
"I love my Daddy, he's so very smart and wise. He didn't make his money being wrong, but sometimes he refuses to admit the truth."
"What is the truth, Della?"
"The truth is, Louis, that I am my own woman."
"I don't understand."
I put my foot down on the fireplace hearth and stood with my legs wide and my back straight, with my hands on my hips and my head held high.
"It means that all my life, I've been going at this all wrong. I was so busy trying to be the good wife that I let my husband and my boyfriends live with no responsibilities and no consequences. The reality is that I should have been calling the shots. Because I didn't, the love died."
"Stella, if you think that I would ever make you do something you didn't want to do, I would never dream of doing that."
"And there's the crux, Louis. You didn't, you wouldn't. You aren't the kind of man that could run a household, or run a relationship."
"Stella, please! Don't give up on me because of this. I know I can change!"