The characters in this story are all consenting adults with prearranged limits, safewords, and hand signals. Only truly safe sex can be truly kinky!
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The arrest.
It was a lazy Saturday morning. The kids were at grandma and grandpa's house, and Anne was in the yard, trimming the roses, taking a moment to enjoy the rare silence that had settled over her home. Her husband Phil had gone to "do some errands." He had not said when he would be back.
But Anne knew. They had been planning for this moment all month, this rare and incredible opportunity when the children were away, and they had no obligations which would take them away from each other. Opportunities like this were special. They were going to make every second count.
Suddenly a voice behind her spoke: "Anne Richards?"
Even though she'd been expecting it, Anne jumped at the sound. She turned and saw her husband resplendent in the dress of a uniformed police officer. Suddenly all the years of suffering through his insanely early gym alarms seemed worth it. He filled the uniform quite nicely.
She smiled; a sneaky, suggestive smile that had helped her evade many real-life speeding tickets. "Yes, officer. What seems to be the trouble?"
"Do you know where your husband is?"
Anne was surprised. This was not the first time she had encountered this particular policeman (who often caught her in acts of indecent exposure and lewd behavior) but this was the first time he had ever mentioned her husband. "No officer," she said, feigning concern. "Where is he?"
"He's in the hospital." Anne gasped. The policeman continued. "He collapsed while buying a bouquet of flowers and was rushed to the emergency room. A doctor saw to him and diagnosed the issue..."
"What was it?" Anne was breathless. Where was this headed?
"She said it was the worst case of blue balls she had ever seen. Poor guy must have been suffering for months. She administered the proper oral care and managed to revive him, but he soon fell back unconscious."
A laugh bubbled up from Anne's stomach -
Chronic blue balls! Oral care! The bastard! -
and she stifled it, turning it into a fake sob. "Oh, my poor darling!" she cried, clutching at her breast. "Is he going to be okay?"
"A team of nurses is seeing to him. He is expected to recover, though he will require special treatment for the rest of his life."
"I see." Nurses. Of course it was nurses. Many of their more vigorous intimacies began with Anne in scrubs.
"You are his wife, correct?" The officer's voice changed. No longer solemn, it was now sharp, and questioning.
"Yes," Anne said.
"And that makes you his primary sexual caregiver."
Another laugh. This one got out. "Ha! I guess it would."
"Has your husband, with or without your permission, found sexual fulfillment outside your marriage?"
"No!"
"So you assume sole responsibility for providing his sexual needs."
"Damn right I do!"
The frown which soured the officer's lips became a smile, and his eyes began to gleam. It was not a friendly look. It was the look a fox gives a rabbit that has wandered into his den. It made Anne very nervous. And very excited.
The feeling grew as he stepped forward and pinned her arms behind her, tightening steel cuffs around her wrists. "You are under arrest for sexual negligence in the first degree. You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to an attorney. Anything you..."
The rest of his speech was cut off as Anne erupted with laughter. She doubled over, hands bound behind her, her body shaking in hysteria. The policeman's ears turned red. He jerked her forward and marched her toward the house. "Anything you say or do will be held against you. Any attempt to resist will be met with punishment." This did nothing to calm her. She could barely walk, and she stumbled about as if drunk. Suddenly the cop's hand smacked her ass. "Move it, bitch!"
That
got her attention. Still giggling, but finally able to walk straight, Anne was led around the house to the entrance of the garage. The officer took out a set of keys to unlock the door...
The chase.
Anne bolted. The officer saw her from the corner of his eye - "
HEY!
" - but by the time he turned she was halfway across the yard. Not that there was anywhere for her to go. A wood panel fence closed in the yard on all sides, and with her hands cuffed there was no way she could climb over. But she was not going to let him have his fun without working for it.
The pursuit carried them back and forth across the yard. He was quick to catch up to her, but not so quick as to actually
catch
her; whenever he got close, she put on a burst of speed and dashed away. But the gap was narrowing. And she was getting slower. There were a few times when she thought she was done for, only to have him stumble, or miss. Which meant that either he was getting slower as well, or...
Or he was toying with her, running her until she tired herself out, leaving her with no energy to resist whatever was to come.
She stopped dead in her tracks. She wouldn't be played that easily.
Her sudden stop gave little warning to her pursuer, who ran straight into her and knocked her off her feet. With her hands cuffed she could not stop her fall, but he managed to catch her, wrapping his arms around her waist and lowering her softly to the ground. For a moment they were still, panting heavily, each catching their breath. A bead of his sweat landed on her arm, and she realized that he wasn't as fresh as she imagined.
Of course
, she thought,
he never does cardio.
It had been a true race around the yard. And she had been winning.
Not anymore. He scooped her up and carried her to one of the lawn chairs. He sat down and placed her over his lap. Then he pulled off one of her sandals, lifted her skirt, and whispered in her ear, "The neighbors will think I'm clapping shoes together. Unless you want them to know otherwise, you'll keep quiet. You're going to wish you hadn't let yourself get caught."
A second later the sandal came down hard on her ass. She caught the scream in her throat, but it leaked out as a long and piercing moan. After that she held her breath, unable to keep back her cries any other way. He was right: the spanking sandal sounded just like shoes clapping together to shake off unwanted dirt. It was as painful as it was loud.
Eventually, the clapping stopped. Anyone listening would have assumed he had worked through several sets of shoes. By then her skin was as red as a tomato. She had gone numb to the pain, but now it came crawling back, stinging along sandal-shaped imprints running up and down each butt cheek and across the backs of her thighs. Tears rolled from her eyes as he pulled down her skirt and lifted her to her feet. Her legs had fallen asleep, and it took several minutes before the tingling in her legs and the pain on her ass faded enough to allow her to stand unaided.
"If I have to chase you again," he said, bringing her slowly towards the door, "then I'll use the other sandal on your front half, and not just on those pretty tits of yours." His eyes dipped from her boobs to her pussy, and suddenly the urge to misbehave retreated to the back of her mind...though it did not disappear. He gave her ass one final smack. "Move."
They made it to the door. He went for his keys. This time she stayed put. She had already managed to outsmart herself, so she would play along.