Introduction
People will tell you their stories are true. This one is. Really. It happened last fall.
I'm an assistant pro at a golf club here in Massachusetts, west of Boston. I have another job, as well -- management consultant to biotech companies in the Rt. 128/495 belt -- but my real love is golf.
Whose, in their right mind, wouldn't be?
I teach and coach in my spare time -- what little there is of it. Mostly on Saturday mornings and Sunday afternoons, and primarily middle-aged white guys with too much money and not enough skill. But, there it is.
Did I mention I was black? Unusual for a golf pro, even in this day and age. It makes some of them think -- well, who knows what? Maybe,
'How the hell did you get here...?'
I get some odd looks, and it can take a bit of time to earn their respect -- usually about one stroke with my 2-iron, or some long puts from the fringe. They tend to listen more attentively to me once they see that.
Sometimes they suggest that I take on their wives or girlfriends for a lesson or two. And I swear that occasionally I catch the hint of a leer when they suggest it, but maybe that's just my imagination kicking in. Anyway, I steer away from that. We've got a woman pro at the club, for one thing; she's better at teaching women than I am. More important, there's just too much temptation wrapped up in the prospect. Too much unsaid. People would talk. I've got a reputation to maintain -- and I figure that takes about 40 percent more effort on my part because of my skin color. People talk enough; I prefer it's not about me.
But... once in a while the planet tilts a little off-axis, and I weaken and make an exception.
Elena was one such exception. She had a remarkable aptitude for learning, full of curiosity and enthusiasm. She was willing to be taught. And if I've learned nothing else in life -- whether it's teaching golf or outlining a marketing strategy for a new pharmaceutical, I've learned that most adults don't learn very easily. Too many pre-conceptions, too many defenses... too eager to show how much they know. The antithesis of kids, who soak up new things like sponges, with joy.
Elena possessed that joy, and with none of the impediments. She wanted to learn, and know, everything, and was willing to invest whatever it took. A remarkable woman, really.
And to think it almost didn't happen.
I'd managed some free time on a Sunday afternoon early last September, to play nine by myself. Just for fun. It was the perfect time. It was the quintessential New England autumn day -- sunny, high 60s, with a slight, cool breeze... the leaves not quite yet turning to red and gold, but you could sense it was coming. And there was no one on the course.
Well, almost no one.
I'd started out with nobody in sight, but, playing fairly quickly, found myself, by the third hole, behind a threesome. Two men and a woman. I didn't pay them much mind. They played along quickly enough themselves, and those moments when they periodically slowed down proved good for me, forcing me to reflect more on course strategy and the upcoming shot.
The older fellow of the two finally stopped at the fourth tee and extended the courtesy of asking me to join them. Perhaps he thought I was rushing them? But I gracefully declined. Then I appropriately slowed my game down a bit more.
While waiting on the tee boxes, or approaching the greens, I had taken brief note of the other two with him. Obviously a couple. He, about 60, tall, gray...she, much younger, maybe in her early 40s...shoulder-length dark brown hair, very fit...a generous bust. Trophy wife, I figured, and turned to other more immediate matters. Anyway, I was too far away to really tell, and wasn't paying that much attention.
I played along, enjoying the warm afternoon...the peace...the chance to play my own game, away from the 'which-club-do-I-use' and 'what-am-I-doing-wrong' questions that punctuate my second job. I played well, too, if anyone cares, and was on track to post a score in the low 30s if I didn't screw it up.
Finally, at the 8
th
, a 145-yard par 3, over a brush-filled gulley, I caught up to the three of them at the tee. Perhaps I had begun to play too quickly again. As I came up to the tee box, they were still taking practice swings. The older fellow came over to me.
"You sure you wouldn't like to join us?"
To say no a second time would have been rude.
"Of course," I answered quickly. "With pleasure." My vague plan was to play only a couple more holes, anyway, so if joining them was too painful, I could gracefully walk away after we holed out on the 9
th
.
The two men had already hit their tee shots, so I grabbed my pitching wedge, set up rather hurriedly, and swung. It sailed high and straight, arcing toward the center of the green. But I'd been a little too anxious, not relaxed, and it had too much heat on it. It bounced hard at the front of the green, and rolled across it, up the incline on the back side, and came to rest in the thick rough on the hillside, about four feet past the fringe. It would be a tough come-back shot, with a green that sloped back to front to make it even more difficult. Ugh.
"Not bad," said Old Man.
"You hammered it," said Husband, though whether as compliment or conciliation was hard to say. His wife smiled appreciatively, but said nothing. I had the distinct impression that she had watched my whole set-up, shot, and finish, very, very carefully.
We got in our carts and drove 20 yards down the hill to the red markers, for her tee-shot. As she set up, she turned and looked at me and, with a big grin, admonished, "Now, absolutely no laughing!"
"Me -- laugh?" I replied. "Believe me, I've played far too much golf in my life to
ever
laugh at anyone for anything." I smiled in return.
She smiled again, more broadly. "Okay -- but you have to promise," she added.
Where did that come from? Are we flirting?
I took a closer look at her.
Maybe 43 or 44, would be my guess. Shoulder-length brown hair, pulled back and held with a gold barrette. A somewhat angular face -- striking, really, now that I bothered to look -- with high cheekbones, a straight, fine nose, large, bright brown eyes.... Definitely Slavic origins, I thought.
"I promise. I swear." What was I promising and swearing to? Not to laugh?
And I detected the whisper of an accent, though I couldn't place it exactly. Eastern European would have been my first guess. Polish? Czech? Maybe even Georgian. Hard to say. I continued my appraisal as she set up for her swing.
Possibly 5'5" if I were guessing. Shapely, too. Generous breasts under a snug but thin, pink polo shirt -- I could clearly see the outlines of her bra beneath it.
A narrow waist, and long legs, for her height, shown off by a short blue golf skirt -- and legs not just tanned, but with nicely defined muscles. Not muscular, just... in great shape. A woman who took care of herself. I watched more attentively.
She studied the green for a moment, then addressed the ball. Her swing was slow and even, showing a thoughtfulness that indicated some prior coaching.
Unfortunately, she hit it a bit thin, and while it flew straight, it fetched up short of the green, about two feet below the fringe, on an awkward uphill lie. She sighed as she stood for a second studying it, then turned -- not to either hubby, or the older man, but to me.
"Remember, now -- no laughing!" She grinned and blushed.
"A fine shot, just a bit thin. Easy second shot," I replied, supportively. � � � � � � � � � � � � � But as I said it, it took everything I had to tear my gaze away from her firm body. She was posing, like an ad from a golf magazine -- club dangling in hand, sinking sun backlighting her amidst the greens and golds of a perfect September afternoon.
And I couldn't help but notice how fiercely her nipples poked out through the cups of her bra and the thin pink blouse.
I decided, at that moment, to take her under my wing -- to teach her the game, as it were.
Chapter 1
Of course, how, precisely, to make that happen? We were simply playing a casual round of golf and I had been courteously asked to join their group. Within a few holes, this idyllic moment would be past...forgotten by all -- except, perhaps, by her and me. I determined not to let that happen.
"Do you play here often?" I asked the group.
God, how lame.
Of course, only I knew it was a pick-up line. Maybe she did, too, by the way she continued to look at me.
"Yes," she answered readily. Then her husband jumped in, picking up on the undercurrent. "We have a group we play with regularly, yes," he added -- somewhat stiffly.
Bit of a tight-ass, I thought.
"It's just that I haven't seen you here before," I answered.
"Do you play here often yourself?" he asked.
"I teach here."
Ms. Pink Blouse with Stiff Nipples looked at me studiously. "You
teach
here?"
Like I said, not many black golf instructors around. But maybe I was being overly sensitive. She sounded quite interested, now that I thought about it.
"I do. Weekends -- and summer evenings when I can get here in time. I have another, full-time gig. Not as much fun as this, though."
Tight-ass looked me over, appraisingly, skeptically... trying to decide what, exactly, to make of me. The struggle to pigeon-hole me played across his face.
Goodness, this would be fun with his wife.
Finally he relaxed a bit. "It
does
sound like fun," he admitted, a little grudgingly, it seemed. He looked at his wife. "You take lessons with the assistant pro, Kenny, right, honey? How is he?"