Having decided that anal intercourse wasn't, by literal definition, sex, my boyfriend Jerry (free of sin) fucked me up the butt at least twice a week. This was fun at first, but like all of the sex performed within the bounds of Jerry's arbitrary pre-marital guidelines, it finally left me unfulfilled.
It seemed that Jerry considered anything that might involve my clitoris to be dreadfully sinful. Actual vaginal intercourse, of course, spelled instant damnation. Fellatio was perfectly acceptable (the President himself had said so) but cunnilingus was the first step on the road to hell. Jerry didn't even like to stroke me off with his hand. If he so much as touched my pussy, he would go into the bathroom and wash his hands with anti-bacterial soap.
At first, I would use my own hand to bring myself off while Jerry banged my back door, but Jerry had told me very seriously that I wasn't to do that. Masturbation, you see, was the worst sin of all. So all I could do was wait for him to get off up my ass, then go home and masturbate in private. Not very satisfying.
The sex wasn't the only problem. Jerry's self-righteousness and egotistical nature extended to all areas of his life. He was fastidious and stingy. A shameless bootlicker towards people whom he perceived as socially superior, and a raging terror towards those he felt to be beneath him. He enjoyed bullying waitresses and sales clerks.
"I'm going to be a lawyer," he would tell me. "I might even run for office one day. I have to spend every moment of my life in preparation for that possibility. If you want to be my wife, that means you have to live that way, too." This was when I wore clothes he didn't approve of, or acted publicly in an "immature" fashion.
But Jerry sure did love his butt-fucking. I'm not sure how he worked this into his immaculate Young Republican self-image. After all, he didn't seem all that dignified or conservative when he begged me to "Squeeze it! Oh God, Lisa, squeeze your asshole!" Or when he wiped the shit off his dick afterwards.
It was during his umpteenth trip down my Hershey Highway when I finally reached the end of my tether. I was in a bad mood already, Jerry having humiliated me in front of my own mother that day by saying that I had some growing up to do before I would make a good lawyer's wife. ("But," he conceded as I gnashed my teeth, "I do see potential.") Then he had dragged me to a boring party at the house of the lawyer in whose office he interned, practically ignoring me for three hours while he brown-nosed. After the party, he had the nerve to say that he felt that my dress showed too much cleavage and that I had embarrassed him. Then, after all this, he took me back to his house and whined until I got down on all fours and let him lube me up and stick it in. In his enthusiastic plunging, he stuck me at a bad angle and I felt a sharp pain deep inside.
"Ow!" I cried, pulling away. "God damn it, be careful Jerry."
"Hey," he said. "Watch your language. You know I don't like it when you talk like that."
I just stared at him, jaw open in disbelief. He stared back, nonplused.
"You could at least let me finish," he said.
That was when I lost it. Three years worth of resentments came pouring out of me all at once. I screamed and raged against him for hours, tears pouring my face. If he would have apologized, or even gotten angry back at me, I might have found it in my heart to forgive him. But Jerry, instead, countered my every point with his infuriating lawyer's logic. He never raised his voice or lost control, and in Jerry's mind I knew that meant he had won the battle.
I left his place in a boil, the literal pain in my ass serving as a reminder of how little I was getting out of this relationship.
I had no intention of ever seeing him again, and every day apart cemented my decision. had been with Jerry for so long that it was at first difficult to picture life without him. But, away from his constant influence, life without Jerry seemed more and more like a glorious new world of possibilities.
Then the roses began to arrive. A dozen every day, delivered promptly at noon, until the smell made me want to gag. Every bouquet contained a tiny note, a handwritten apology of appalling insincerity. I knew he charged them to the platinum Visa card his father had given him as a graduation present, and this fact angered me almost as much as the knowledge that he fully expected me to relent. In Jerry's world, angry girlfriends were always won over by a constant onslaught of roses.
After a week of this, my anger cooled and finally froze over. In this chilly state of mind, I was able to plan and orchestrate a scheme to get that jerk out of my life forever. Revenge. It would be cold and it would be sweet.
I called Jerry on the phone one night, putting on my little girl voice, the one he could never resist. He apologized and admitted being wrong, but I could tell from the smug tone of his voice that he thought he had won again. Yet another victory for the junior lawyer. This only strengthened my resolve.
I told him that I forgave him, but that he owed me. What did he owe me? Anything I wanted. In bed.
"Now, Lisa," he said seriously. "You know we can't have intercourse until we're married."
"That's not what I want," I said coyly.
"Well, OK," Jerry said, intrigued despite himself. "I guess we can really do anything except that."
Just you wait, asshole, I thought. He invited me over that night. It was Bridge night for his parents, and we would have the place to ourselves. Perfect. I grabbed the bag of toys I had prepared and drove over to Jerry's to begin my night of fun.
He kissed me as I arrived, and I kissed him back even though he repulsed me now. I didn't want him to get suspicious.
"What's in the bag?" he asked.
"You'll see," I teased. "Let's go into your room."
Grinning, Jerry led me into his bedroom.
"Now you have to whatever I tell you to," I said. "I'm the master and you are the slave."
"Sure, babe," he winked and went to kiss me again. I pulled away.
"Did I tell you to kiss me?" I snarled. "Keep your shitty lips off me until I tell you otherwise."
Jerry's grin faltered a little, but I smiled at him to show it was all part of the game.
"Take off your clothes," I commanded. Jerry stripped down. He was already hard.
"Now lay on the bed."