The Eastern Nursing Program
By James X. Pendergrass
Copyright 2021 All Rights Reserved
Disclaimer: The characters featured in this work are all adults. The Author does not condone the events of this story and believes all relationships should be based on love and mutual affection
Part I - 93 days ago
I should have known it was a trap, but I didn't realize it until it was too late. Maybe it's just as well. I'm happier now and there's something to be said about finding my true calling.
It's hard to believe how much has changed in three short months. I remember waking up hung over as usual, what is it, exactly 93 days ago. I did my usual wake and bake and started surfing around. It was on my social media feed where I saw the peculiar, enticing advertisement.
Local Nursing Program doing a sex reproduction study on 45-49-year-old-males. Must have substance/self-control issues, including alcoholism, drug addiction, sex/pornography addiction. Pre-screening required. Upon acceptance to the program, payment is $150 for three-hour time commitment.
I felt a stirring.
They must be targeting me
was my first thought. In this case my instinct would prove correct, but that didn't stop me from picking up the phone and dialing the number.
A young but mature female voice answered the call. She spoke very calmly in low tones: "Hello you've reached the Eastern Nursing Program. This is Sara without the H, how can I help you?"
Something about Sara-without-the-H caused a stirring inside me. She radiated a breezy confidence and she sounded hot, if it's possible to do so. Not slutty-hot, more like, mature and educated woman in her 30s hot.
I told her my name (Jason) and said I was calling about the study.
"Of course. Just to let you know, there are a few, um, changes to inform you of. Due to the amount of applications we have received, we are no longer able to pay a participation fee. It has become voluntary only."
"Oh, that's too bad," I said, and curiosity got the better of me. "Why would guys just do this for free?"
"Well," she explained, clearing her throat. "The program involves semen extraction. To be 100% clear, it involves our Female staff administering manual stimulation of the male genitalia to full ejaculation, and, if I could be candid, as you might be able to imagine we have found no shortage of males willing to participate."
Full stop. It amazed me how matter of fact she was about the whole thing. I couldn't help but let out a chuckle.
"So, you're basically giving out free hand jobs?"
"I wouldn't put it quite like that. Yes, there is a clinical extraction process that our subjects can't help but find pleasurable. It's a simple matter of the male biology. But we are highly selective of who we accept into the program. The screening process is rigorous, and we reject most applicants during the first step of a two-phase process."
"What is the first step?"
"It would be me asking you a series of questions, many of which some subjects find personally invasive. Assuming you proceed, I will be evaluating you and determining if you are suitable for the program."
"What kind of questions?"
"I will be asking you about your personal and sexual history as well as assessing your overall intelligence level as well as your overall sincerity and general respect for the Female gender. This isn't a massage parlor, and we don't put up with disrespectful subjects. If at any point I feel you aren't right foe the program, I will politely let you know and our conversation will be over."
"Ok, and assuming you decide to accept me, what happens next?"
"You will be given an appointment with one of our clinicians and her apprentice and they will conduct further screening on-site. Assuming they deem you eligible you can then proceed to the next step which will be the manual stimulation to orgasm."
"And who does the manual stimulation?"
"This typically involves the clinician and her assistant."
"Is the assistant also female?"
"Yes, as I said, the entire staff identifies as Female."
"Identifies?"
"Well, yes, we have to use that terminology, but to be clear the entire staff is biologically female, from birth."
I detected a note of irritation in Sara's voice as she said these last words. She immediately followed up with, "So, Jason, are you interested in the screening? I don't mean to be rude, but the lines are jammed."
"Yes," I gulped. "I'm interested."
I should add that I was already hard.
"Ok, great," she said, and I detected a blip of sarcasm. "Let's get started then."
I was then asked basic questions about my age (46), height (5'10") and weight (225). Sara then prodded me on my lifestyle, from eating habits, and then my drinking and smoking, where I readily admitted that I had 20 to 25 scotches per week, lowball estimate, and smoked weed every day, smoked the occasional cigarette, but didn't do any harder drugs, other than the occasional k-pin, or sleeping pill. She seemed to loosen up a bit as I answered her candidly. Because I was excited at this point (free hand job lol) I tried to be as polite and respectful as possible.
"Ok, Jason, so far so good," she said. "Now just to warn you ahead of time, I need to ask a few more
personal
questions. "How do you identify sexually in terms of gender and orientation."
"Male, hetero."
"Good and do you consider your identity more of alpha, or beta, or somewhere in between?"
"Never really thought about it," I lied, "somewhere in between."
"Ok. Are you sexually active?"
"Lately not so much," said with a note of defeat in my voice.
"I appreciate your honesty, Jason, that goes a long way in getting you on our good side."
"Sure," I said, momentarily pondering the implications of her words before my facile mind dismissed a thought, and Sara continued.
"Are you functional in that you can achieve and maintain an erection and achieve ejaculation."
"Yes."
"How often do you use pornography per week?"
"Daily."
"Do you use pornography to masturbate?"
"Wow, this is getting personal."
"I did say when we began that you might find some of these questions invasive. You have been doing good so far and honesty gives you a better chance of passing our screening process."
"Several times a week, sometimes more."
"And how often do you binge masturbate? Binge masturbating is defined as bringing yourself to ejaculation three or more times in a given 24-hour period."
"Maybe once per week."
"Ok, very good. We are almost done."
"Good because this is getting to be a bit much."
"I understand, but remember participation is voluntary and you can terminate the call whenever you wish. Shall we continue?"
"I guess."
"Ok, good. I understand your concern but we keep the results of our process highly confidential and I will add that I'm beginning to think you will make a good candidate for the program. Also, in addition to the
benefits
of a trip to the clinic, our program has the potential to alter your life for the better and address many of the addictions and, um, compulsions we have discussed today."
It sounded as if she was amused and I resisted the urge to get upset. It wasn't as if I had real women in my life much of late, so I persisted.
"One more question -- how would you describe your penis size, above average, average or below average."
"Average," I said. "What does that matter?" I felt hot again which Sara completely ignored.