It seems as though I have been trying to get in your pants forever. And all you do every time I get close is rebuff me.
It was a Tuesday night and we were in the movies – my arm across your shoulder – feeling the soft bulge of the side of your magnificent breast. Glancing sidewise, I could see down your cleavage – it was a deep and forbidden valley – deep enough to get lost in.
Easing my hand further, I cupped your breast, pinching your nipple – then squeezed your breast again. And you slapped me! Yeah – you slapped me – telling me to keep my hands to myself. If I was a lesser gentleman, I would have slapped you back – instead, being chastised like this – well, I was just dumbstruck – I couldn't speak.
I removed my arm from behind your shoulder and rose. No sense sitting here taking this abuse. I left the theater – heading to my car. If she wanted to act like that – fuck her – let her walk home – crazy bitch. I had been dating her – off and on – for about 3 months now and I was no closer from fucking her than the day I first met her.
Funny, when we first met, she was all sugar and honey – clung all over me, kissing and nibbling my ear – which turned me on in a hurry – I mean, major boner. As our dating went along, there were indications that she was backing off – not quite as friendly as when we met. Just little signs. She snapped at me if I wasn't around to her side of the car as soon as it stopped rolling to open her door. She snapped at me if I didn't run ahead and open the restaurant door. And on and on – the list built up until tonight when she let go with that roundhouse right.
Well, this would be the last time she hit me. As I was driving home, my mind was racing – forming ideas only to be cast aside. Then I hit on it. I would invite the charming bitch to dinner – at my place. Now, I lived way out in the country. Privacy is what I wanted when I bought the place and privacy is what I got. My nearest neighbor was a good mile away. All I would have to do is bide my time. She would call. When no one else would take her out, there was always poor little Jim. Now, to formulate my plans before I had to talk to her again. Michele was in for a surprise.
I got home, showered and lay on the bed – thinking about what I would do and how. As I drifted off to sleep, the last piece of the puzzle fell into place. That's it. Now – to get cracking first thing tomorrow before I had to answer the telephone – I was afraid that I could only dodge her for so long and she wouldn't call again. I needed to have everything ready before she called the second time.
I awoke early. Showered and shaved and, after dressing, left the house – carrying the newspaper ad I remembered last night – my last piece of the puzzle. I was lying there when this ad for used dental equipment ran through my mind. It only took moments this morning to locate the paper and the ad. I was right – 9:00 a.m. sharp – the local auction barn was to open and display all the equipment. Now – if they only had what I was looking for.
When I got to the auction barn, there were quite a few vehicles lined up – everything from sports cars to pickup trucks. I was early, as was everyone else there – the auction didn't start until 9 and it was only 8:15 – time enough to scout out the equipment.
It was now 9 a.m. and the auction began. Soon, I had squandered quite a bit of my savings, but it would be worth it. Revenge is so sweet.
Making arrangements, I had everything delivered to my house and, after a little haggling, managed to arrange to have everything carted upstairs to the spare room – an unused room on the second floor – completely devoid of any furniture. I began working on my little project – eager to get everything in place before I had to speak to that bitch, Michele.
The telephone rang several times – each time, the person on the other end hanging up before the answering machine picked up. I ignored it and kept on with my work until, finally, I had everything in its place – ready for the Queen Bitch, Michele.
Seeing how late it was, I showered and changed – intending to go out to eat. Reaching for the doorknob and opening the door, Michele almost fell into the hallway. It seems as if she was reaching for it at the same time. We stood there – looking at each other. Damn, she was fine. Huge tits – nice firm ass – long blonde hair – blue eyes, sparkling with a bit of hatred tonight.
I said, "I'd invite you in, but you're not welcome. I was just leaving – what brought you here?"
"Look asshole, you left me at the movie last night. I had to bum a ride home. And, you've been ignoring me all day – I've been calling and calling and you haven't answered." "I just came out here to give you a piece of my mind."
"Can you spare it?" I asked.
And she drew back – readying another roundhouse blow. This time I was ready – I stopped it with my hand and yanked her close to me. "Look," I said. "I was just going out to eat – join me." It wasn't a question – it was an order, although she didn't recognize that it was.
"Why should I?" she asked. "Well, so you don't have to cook or find some other sucker to sponge off of." I answered. Here comes that right hand again.
As before, I stopped it. We glared at each other.
"Truce?" I asked, extending my hand.
"Truce," she replied, extend hers.