The scrabble to come up with a suitable implement for thrashing the Princess was fast and furious.
Trousers could have been falling down everywhere as belts were removed; some of leather, others of rope and servants were sent scurrying for much more 'rigid' devices.
A broadsword was offered up to an amused Lucius who politely refused and then a pitchfork, which had him howling with mirth.
'Why ever do you keep that in here?' he asked, eyes sparkling.
'To remove louts like 'im Sire,' came the response, as he pointed at Mr velvety flat out and snoring on the floor.
'Ahh,' nothing wrong with a friendly poke at closing time, Lucius surmised.
Byron having made a run to the stables for his Master's crop re-entered the auction room flushed and panting. The door slammed behind him and he pushed the latch firmly to.
Lucius raised one eye slowly up towards him from the dais.
'Oh Bloody Hell,' he cursed under his breath, having just realised what the 'look' meant. He'd forgotten he was supposed to be rather heavily into his cups.
Byron dropped to his hands and knees and made an ostensible drunken crawl down the aisle, receiving a few 'helpful' kicks of jeering encouragement along the way, knocking him black and blue. Why was there always a downside to cunning plans?
Finally reaching the edge of the stage, very relieved no-one's foot had found any of his more delicate appendages he handed the crop forward to Lucius with a glare and an award winning slurred speech:
'Taaaa Daaaaa.'
Lucius couldn't help a grin as he took the wicked looking, slim leather crop into his keeping.
'Thank you dear boy,' the Prince said, his eyes already returning to Rosalind's pale flesh, 'you have my permission to pass out at your leisure.'
'Yes Siiiirre,' slurred Byron whilst thinking darkly 'what and miss all the action? You must be flipping joking.'
A great performance then ensued of the valet, half stumbling, half crawling back to his chair in which he proceeded to obediently collapse into. Shutting his eyes, Byron would have started snoring loudly, if he didn't already know he'd get a clout for it later.
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Lucius meanwhile was fully occupied on the task at hand.
'As our slave Princess is a novice,' he addressed the crowd, 'we'll just thrash her arse today.'