This story features bondage, humiliation, sexism, and implied sexual servitude. Reader discretion is advised.
"The runes demand a sacrifice."
That was Ariel, our annoyingly beautiful blonde cleric. Annoyingly clever, too: she always seemed to know how to translate old writing.
"We're not sacrificing anyone! No one gets left behind."
That's Lyanna. Fighter. Natural leader. Very noble about things like this, even if her behaviour in other areas can be a bit, well, sinful. She often wears short skirts and I once caught her eating chicken on a Tuesday, in clear contravention of the Book of Minerva, chapter 33, verse 3.
"Look, I hear you, but I'm just telling you what it says. The runes are very clear. Sacrifice someone to the goblins, or something Very Bad will happen when we go through the portal."
The last time Ariel predicted something Very Bad we lost two NPCs and a high-level druid. This didn't sound good.
"Leave me. Leave me for the goblins."
I could hear myself saying it, but I couldn't remember deciding it was a good idea.
"What are you saying, Jennifer? You're willing to be the sacrifice?"
"Yes! I will be the sacrifice."
Well, I'd said it now. There was no backing out. Not for a paladin. My word was my bond. The great goddess Minerva tells us very clearly that lying is a sin, and shame and disgrace await any paladin who sins.
(Secretly, of course, I rather fancied my chances against a bunch of goblins. I'd like to see the goblin who could get through my plate armour!)
"It says the sacrifice must be stripped of armour," said Ariel, peering at the runes. Oh, well thanks a bunch, Ariel. You couldn't have read that before, then?
I started fiddling with the straps and the thick, intricately carved plates clanged to the floor. Helen - a sex-mad half-elf thief I often asked Lyanna to remove from the group, for all her undoubted skill with a lock pick and a throwing dagger - gathered them up and made a neat pile.
Now is probably a good time to fill in some details. My name is Jennifer and I am a ninth-level human paladin, which means I defend the honour of the great goddess Minerva through the courage of my heart and the sharpness of my sword. I am 24 years old, five foot ten, fit and strong, with plaited red hair falling to my waist. (Short hair on women is a sin.) I have a pert bottom, a slim waist and buxom, perky breasts, and that's not my opinion: Father Drax has assured me many times that there is nothing sinful about my body, and that Minerva made me this way and wants me to feel good about myself.
Beneath the plate I wear a suit of good-quality quilted armour, but Helen insisted that this had to come off too, leaving me standing there in the simple cotton shift I sleep in. I felt cold, stiff-nippled, and a little embarrassed for my companions to see me dressed so skimpily, but tried to take comfort in Father Drax's favourite saying: if Minerva wanted us to cover up our firm young bodies, she would have given us feathers.
"This armour is too heavy to carry with us, Jenn," said Helen, glancing at Lyanna with one shrewd eyebrow raised. "I'm afraid we'll have to leave it behind."
I didn't much like the idea of goblins getting their filthy hands on my dwarf-forged mithril, and resolved to defeat them swiftly and steal it back. My mighty +5 broadsword had slain many goblins in the past, and it would be good to get some sparring practice. Running through battle routines in my head, I swung Slicer through imaginary foes.
"You'll have to give up the sword too, hon," said Ariel innocently. "The runes are very clear. 'The sacrifice shall carry no blade, nor shall she any weapon bear.' There's no getting round that."
Lyanna stepped forward with her hand out, an odd smile on her face. "We'll hold on to it," she said, "as a tribute to your courage."
Courage is the watchword for a paladin, so this softened the blow. I unbuckled my sword belt and handed it over. I felt naked without it, but besting goblins without a blade would make my victory all the more glorious.
"Are we ready, then?" I said. "Is this farewell?"
"Not quite," replied Ariel. "There are some more instructions."
"What now?"
"'The sacrifice,'" she read, "'must be attired in a manner
pleasing to a man
.' I honestly don't know what that means."
"It means dress sexy, dummy!" laughed Helen. "It means no cotton shifts!"
"It's certainly functional, as clothing goes," Lyanna agreed.
"I think she looks very nice in a shift," said Ariel, kindly. "Her figure is spectacular. Jenn in a shift is a sight that any man would be lucky to see."
Being discussed like this, having my physical attributes weighed up so objectifyingly, was confusing. I felt like I ought to object, but enjoyed the compliment. Besides, Father Drax had assured me that prettiness could be no sin.
"Lucky to see without getting his block knocked off, you mean!" Helen laughed. "But it's the maiden that's pleasing in that scenario, not the attire she's wearing. To follow the letter of the instructions, she needs to wear a frock."
"I don't see-"
"The question is irrelevant, Hels, unless you've got a frock," Lyanna interrupted, practical as ever. "Because I certainly don't carry around 'man-pleasing' dresses, and I doubt Ariel is the type."
"Well…"
We all turned.
"Ariel!"
"I was planning to go on a date when we got back. It seems silly now… but I brought something to wear. It might be too small, though."
She shyly produced a pink garment from her pack, and you know, I doubt it did too much damage to her weight allowance. It was all lace and pretty bows, hardly any dress at all. There was a lace-up corseted bodice that looked difficult to operate, a microscopically short satin skirt and tiny flouncy sleeves.
"Ariel, you sly little thing!" giggled Helen. "Conan would
ravish
you in that. You wouldn't make it to the starters."
"Well done, Ariel. Jennifer, you must put this on."
Blushing and trying to think of scriptural justification to refuse, I slipped out of the shift and slowly worked my way into the new garment. It was designed for a shorter and less well-endowed lady; on me, it left absolutely nothing to the imagination, with my butt and underwear fully on show at the lower end and my breasts bursting out eagerly at the top. I was accustomed to the power and respect accorded to a knight striding around in full armour, and felt shamed and humiliated in this demeaning, ultra-girlish clothing. I felt like a common tart or serving wench… and with a tingle realised the idea wasn't entirely unappealing. Life must be simpler if you just had to submit and serve a man's every desire.
"Let's get you laced up, shall we?"
Helen, who seemed to know her way around a corset, and Lyanna, who supplied the necessary muscle, worked together to cinch and tighten, cinch and tighten until my tits were pushed up almost into my face and my waist was shrunk down to wasplike proportions. Which reminded me of something… and to take my mind off the disturbing pain and the more disturbing pleasure I thought back to the terrifying, homicidal wasp women we battled in our very first campaign. How happy we were in those innocent days, dragging the queen back to town in chains, wings strapped up, stinger blunted, her frantic buzzing muffled with a thick gag. For all their sins I'd miss this group if we had to part ways.
My colleagues stood back to admire their handiwork, while I tried my best to keep my balance. My posture was completely transformed, everything thrust out, all my assets on show.
"Not bad," Helen conceded. "She might just please the average denizen of a common tavern."
"Don't be so mean! She looks delicious."
"I'm standing right here, you know? I can hear you. Anyway, are we done now?"
"SHOES."
Lyanna ran to her pack and came back with the least practical footwear I had ever seen. They were knee-high boots, shiny scarlet leather, with spike heels that must have been six and a half inches high. How could anyone wear those? And what were they doing in Lyanna's pack of all places? The question hung in the air until she coughed sheepishly and said, "Look, I had plans too."
Helen broke the tension by wolf-whistling and picking the boots up. "These are
magnificent
," she said, grinning. "I had no idea I was in a party with such a pair of sluts."
"Please don't make jokes like that," I said, primly. "Ariel and Lyanna are extremely virtuous… most of the time. And I wish you would
try
to be more like them."
"Maybe we're more alike than I realised…" Helen was running her fingers across the smooth leather, undisguised lust in her eyes. "Anyway, we'd better get you in these - unless you want to back out?"
That was out of the question, of course, and obviously it was better to commit one small sin - wearing slutty shoes like a common whore - than the larger one of going back on my word. Ariel and Lyanna helped me to sit down on a rock while Helen dealt with the laces. This took a while; the laces went all the way up to the top of my calves, and Helen cinched them
tight
. I wasn't getting these off in a hurry, and I was starting to worry about the upcoming battle. With no sword, no armour and these on my feet, even a small gang of goblins would be hard work. I was barely able to stand up. Still: Minerva would protect me.
"You'd better be off," I said. "It'll be dark soon."
"Hold on. There's a little more here."
I was starting to feel distinctly unvirtuous thoughts about the speed and timing of Ariel's rune translation. What now?