This is the story that the pixies brought me for Halloween this year. As with anything that the pixies bring me, the final story is a mixture of fact, myth, and my own imagination. I leave it to you to discover which is which, or in this case which is witch.
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Belinda Barnotti, known to her friends as BB, stood at the entrance to the Witch Hill Nunnery Museum silently debating with herself. She was almost a Doctor of Anthropology. All that was left for her to gain her PhD was to complete her thesis. Then she had to make a name for herself by turning that thesis into a book. That would make her a well-known anthropologist. Well-known anthropologists get teaching jobs in prestigious universities. Unknown anthropologists end up in the basement of a museum cataloging things that no one will ever see.
What had BB stopped at the entrance to the Nunnery was her knowledge that becoming well-known for something scandalous was even worse than being unknown. If her name was tainted by scandal, she wouldn't even be considered by any university... and she wouldn't be able to get into a museum even if she bought a ticket on Sunday afternoon. What had brought her to this Witch Hill Halloween party could either make her famous... or infamous.
The topic of her thesis was "Mediaeval Torture Devices - Fact and Fiction." For the past two years, she had been all over England, France, Italy, Germany, and anywhere else that claimed to have torture devices from that period. She had deduced that many of the devices were outright fakes; that some were real, but too horrible for most people to even read about; and that others were... boring. Being walled-up in a small room and fed through a slot in the wall was horrible, but it was not at all exciting. She needed to find something that was real, would make a good cover image for her book, and would put her on the morning television shows that university presidents and board members regularly watched.
She was in the basement laundry room of her apartment building dreading having to consign herself to a life in some museum's basement when Sophia, a neighbor, said, "I hear you are interested in old torture devices. You really need to go to the old nunnery on Witch Hill and see their Copper Lady."
"I've seen just about every iron lady in England and everywhere else," she replied, "and they are all fake. They were built years after the major periods of torture to sell to gullible nobles or to entice the poor folk to give up a penny to view them in a traveling museum of torture."
"But this isn't an iron lady," Sophia said, "it's a Copper Lady, and it's the real thing. It's been hanging in the nunnery bell tower almost since it was built. If you go to the Halloween party you can even see it in action. I'll get you an offer to buy an invitation."
BB chuckled at the fact that evidently you had to be invited to buy an invitation.
There were no nuns left at Witch Hill Abbey. The nunnery, as many early churches, had been built to overlay a pagan place of worship. Now it was a museum, and the site of one of the largest... and most expensive... Halloween parties in England.
The museum was there because when the nunnery closed, the aged Abbess deeded everything over to the village. Although there were almost no nuns left, there were all sorts of important historical items and books left in the church and living quarters. The church and cloister were themselves buildings of great historical interest, so the village got all sorts of grants to start the museum.
The Halloween Party was there because it is very expensive to maintain buildings which were originally built twelve hundred years ago. The nunnery land which was rented out to local farmers, provided a steady income. Certain wealthy patrons helped out occasionally. The board which ran the museum even rented out some of the cloister rooms to tourists. But all of that fell short of the needed funds. The yearly Halloween Party brought in a significant amount of money which always made up the shortfall and even provided surplus to save for future needs.
Because the Halloween Party brought in so much needed cash, the museum allowed the party to get rather raucous and risque. To protect the artifacts, the party wasn't held in the museum itself, but rather in the large courtyard of the old church. One of the big attractions of the nunnery was the elaborate mechanism which rang the church bells on the hour and quarter hours and then provided a long cascade of all the bells at midnight. No one knew who had built the complex mechanism which rang the bells or why it had been so designed. It was silent from midnight until six in the morning. Then it rang properly until ten at night when it again went silent except for the cascade at midnight. Midnight was the only point at which all of the bells in the tower swung and rang automatically rather than just being tolled by a large hammer on the outside of the bell. And midnight was the only time that the Copper Lady swung alongside the great bells in the tower. For some reason, which no one who studied that mechanism could understand, that cascade of all the bells would continue on Halloween until it was time for the quarter hour chime. That higher-pitched bell tolled once and then the bells would go silent. A local man, a gravelly-voiced farmer who acted as "Keeper of the Bells," came to the museum each Saturday to wind the massive spring and weight mechanism which powered the hourly chines. He also did routine, and sometimes not-so-routine maintenance on the mechanism as his father, and his father's father, and his father's father's father, had done for many years before him.
It all sounded like a story out of a Gothic novel, but often such myths and stories are based on a sliver of reality that might be... just might be... the thing which Belinda needed for her thesis... and book.
BB steeled herself and lifted the large iron ring that acted as a door knocker on the outer gate of the nunnery. The thud of the iron striking the door's knocker plate seemed to reverberate through the night air. The speculatorium, the small hatchway with a woven iron cover, opened and a pair of eyes glared out at her.
"Do you have an invitation?" a gruff voice asked.
BB held up the stiff invitation that had cost her more than twice her monthly rent, which according to Sophia was a great discount. "This had better be worth it," she thought to herself as the door swung slowly inward. Its ancient iron hinges creaked and squealed as the door opened.
BB wasn't sure what she was expecting, but a couple hundred very scantily clad men and women wasn't number one on her list. Everyone seemed to be wearing very short black robes that barely covered their bodies and roughly-made sandals that looked like they belonged in the museum. The women's robes had a deep V in the neckline which went well below the normal cleavage area for most of the women. Sophia had told BB that the party started a little after three, but it didn't really get going until several hours later.
"Wear something witchy," Sophia advised, so she was wearing a long black robe and a pointed hat. She knew both were not what any of the wise women of the Middle Ages wore, but it was what was expected at Halloween parties-- well, at most Halloween parties. At this party she definitely stood out.
She had decided to arrive around seven. The bells had just finished tolling the hour as she walked into the courtyard. She noticed that a young woman... a naked young woman... was being led out of the doorway to the bell tower. The young woman was weaving slightly and having trouble standing.
"Bring her to the altar," someone called out and the young woman was led to a large, flat-topped boulder in the center of the courtyard. The way that the stone continued into the ground made it obvious that this boulder was just the tip of the iceberg of a much more massive rock buried deep within the earth. The two men and two women who were leading her were dressed in black jeans, black shirts, and black shoes.
"Well," BB thought to herself, "at least I'm not the only one who stands out in the crowd."