The Club- Matt
The card slipped through my mail slot some time in the night. Hand delivered, embossed in gold, heavy. It read, "Mr. Matt Ramsay is cordially invited to attend an open evening at The Club. The Club caters to every need of its members, offering an executive service to a small group of powerful men. Come and experience the very best of everything life has to offer. Be at Crofton House, 13, The Chine at 9 pm this Saturday to learn more."
I had heard of the club before, and I could hardly believe my luck at being invited to join. It was the most exclusive and most expensive club in the country, and probably the world. The men who were invited to join ran the world- literally. The connections I could make were invaluable, and without even seeing the place I was willing to pay anything to join. I had also heard rumors about the 'full' service they provided, and was titillated to think about what it might involve.
I was at the address at 8:55, dressed in my most expensive suit, freshly washed and shaved. I rang the bell, slightly nervous, and was shown inside. The doorman was elderly, but very dignified, and he bowed as he walked backwards out of the large waiting room. I was alone for about 5 minutes, when a younger man with blonde hair came in.
"Mr. Matt Ramsay, I presume?"
I nodded, smiling- I recognized the man at once; I had seen him at 10 Downing street, and in attendance at the Royal Wedding. He was always in the background, but I never forget a face.
"I am Sir Hillary Winchester, and you are most cordially welcome to The Club. The membership committee has watched your career with interest for some time, and we are impressed by what we see. The Club could do great things for your career, and it is hoped that in time you could do great things for The Club. But come, I will give you a tour, and introduce you to some of our other members."
He led me through room after room of opulent splendor, huge chandeliers and expensive artwork as far as the eye could see. We met a number of government ministers along the way, bankers, CEO's, heirs to huge fortunes and even a few minor members of the royal family. I soaked it all up, smiled amiably at everybody I met, and did my best not to gape at each new amusement that was presented. There was a shooting range, spa with masseuses, gym with personal trainers, valets to fetch and carry and polish and press anything one could want. I noticed a number of small private rooms as well, and on more than one occasion I saw men pulling smiling and scantily clad women into them. That must be one of the services.
"You've noticed that we have persons available to service your every need- sexual needs included, of course. You mustn't be shy, we have very well-trained staff on that front, and they are available 24 hours a day. Simply put in a request, or track down any particular one you'd like. Of course, there is also the fast option, for the gentleman with less time to spare."