'These pills are fucking nothing! Knew he was a bull-shitter. Told you they'd be tic-tacs.'
'You said they'd be Rohypnol.'
'Then at least I'd be fucked!'
Tanya laughed at her own joke, the hilarity escalating as she realised her serendipitously-distasteful double-entendre. Such a big, dirty guffaw of a laugh -- always uplifting -- could throw you right up in the air. She jaunted off-kilter, bumping against Annie, who bounced sideways along the line into Sophie. The trio of young women striding with gusto through the busy evening bustle of the festival.
'You want to get fucked by that skanky crusty?' Annie screwed up her delicate, little nose, jostling Tanya back with a playful shove.
'Yeah, I'd suck his gold tooth out.' Tanya affected a deep, nasal voice. 'This ladies... is what you need.'
She shifted her head from side-to-side to impersonate the dealer's sales pitch, exaggerating his manner as she gestured towards a massive, imaginary shlong swinging between her legs. They all laughed. Sophie peered over at Tanya. She did look quite fucked: eyes gleaming and body swaying, with her puffy, pink afro bobbing madly overhead. Although that could just be the vodka. Sophie felt pretty drunk, as well, but wasn't getting any buzz from the ecstasy.
'Let's take the other one, now.' Tanya stopped in her tracks, shining an emphatic expression at the others.
'How long's it been?' Asked Sophie. 'They might just take a while to kick in.'
She reached for her phone. It was 11pm -- an hour since they'd taken the pill. It should be more noticeable by now. Although, perhaps she did feel a bit of a float? Tanya rifled through her purse and pulled out a little bag of tablets. Jesus! Why'd she always have to be so blatant? Yea, it's a festival, but still better to be careful. Sophie huddled around to provide some cover.
'Fuck it, there's probably nothing in them, anyway. Might as well take the second one.'