Malcom trudged out of the exam hall with the other students and sighed in relief, it was finally all over. He had just completed the final exam of his degree and could do nothing about the outcome now apart from wait and hope.
He walked over to a group of his 'friends' who greeted him with high fives and cheers as they all stood around and dissected the exam. To call them friends was actually an overstatement, they were merely acquaintances but he allowed himself to indulge in their company from time to time. It was better than being alone during lectures and times like this.
When he told people he was studying for a Physics with applied mathematics degree it tended to conjure a certain stereo type, and this group of people fitted every single one. Poor dress sense, thick rimmed glasses and an almost religious following of sci-fi franchises were all evident in the 8 man group. He considered himself to be relatively normal looking around.
They were just listening to another of Franks terrible physical mathematics joke that ended in him 'using the force', when the group was interrupted by a female voice shouting loudly over the conversation.
"So you math nerds are finally finished then, any of you ready to get well and truly fucked tonight?"
The whole group turned and fell silent as the small blond beauty stood grinning at them with her hands on her hips. Despite her lack of height she immediately dominated the group, all eyes were focused on the intruder to the discussions. She wore a very short denim skirt, black leather high heeled boots that covered her lower legs up to just below her knees, and a plain white tank top. Her ample bosom was clear to see beneath the tight fitting fabric, as were her seemingly erect nipples.
A few of the boys stared in shock, one or two of them looked at each other totally unsure of what to do at the brash interruption. The woman turned and looked at Malcom, chuckling when she didn't get a response from the bewildered group.
"Lottie. W-what are you doing here?" Malcom said in fear as he broke the silence.
He didn't need to ask though, he knew why she was here. Lottie had finished her exams days ago and was frankly bored of waiting around for Malcom to finish as well. Lottie and Malcom had known each other since the first day of university when they shared the same floor in halls, they had become the best of friends since despite their completely opposite personalities.
"I've seen Big Bang," she said smirking. "I thought these science nerds were supposed to be a kinky bunch like you Malcom so I figured this my last chance to give them to once over."
Malcom turned slightly red, he knew something terribly humiliating was going to come out of Lottie's mouth and could do nothing to stop it. If Lottie wanted to, she would stand here and destroy him as a man if she felt like it.
"Maybe I'm mistaken this time, except for you Mally. I know you're a perverted little sissy." She taunted him. The rest of the group looked at Malcom unsure if they should laugh or fear retribution from the foulmouthed blond woman.
Malcom glanced down at the floor in embarrassment, he both hated and loved Lottie when she did this to him. Showing up unannounced was her forte and humiliating him was also a particular skill of hers that she loved to exercise at any opportunity.
She looked over at a couple of the boys who were shifting nervously and one in particular called Phil was unsuccessfully trying to hide the growing boner in his trousers.
"I guess there still might be a new hope here" she said pointing at one of the petrified group. There were a couple of murmurs through the group as she dropped her own Star Wars reference.
"What are you hiding in there stud, a foot long for me to snack on?" She grinned wickedly focusing all her attention on the petrified boy.
"You know how to use that thing honey or do you need Lottie here to give you a lesson. You can see I've clearly got the buns for it baby". Lottie pushed her breast together a little emphasising their size to the boy whilst licking her lips.
Phil could only gulp as he turned an even deeper shade of red and started to tremble, unable to summon a response to the brazen invitation. He looked left and right at the rest of the groups for support, Malcom could only shrug his shoulders knowing nothing he would say would help the situation. Phil quickly turned and ran from the entrance hall.
Lottie laughed out loud and grabbed Malcom's hand. "I guess I'll have to make do with Malcom here, he's more cocktail sausage than foot long but he's a laugh to have around."
Lottie dragged Malcom out the entrance hall and into the campus grounds. "Come on Malcom, let's get the fuck out of here. I need a drink and the campus bar will be heaving by now, let's hit town instead before heading home."
"D-d-did you have to do that Lottie, I mean those were my course mates..." Malcom said.
Lottie let out a derogatory snort as she walked a few paces in front of Malcom still leading him by the hand like a child.
"Your mates that you never talk about, never socialise with and never intend on seeing again right?" She said. "You're just trying to make me think you're pissed I embarrassed you aren't you, but I'm onto you mister."
Malcom gulped, "I, I don't know what you mean, I AM annoyed this time Lottie." he said defensively. Lottie pulled him to a stop and turned to face him.
"Are you telling me that if I reach down now, little Mally won't be flying the flag at full mast?" She said holding up a hand and mimicking waving a tiny flag.
"Admit that turned you on and I'll save you the further embarrassment of checking for myself, right here in public, assuming I can even find it given its size of course."
Her hand started to drift down his front towards his crotch, a couple of passer's by had overheard Lottie's rather loud ultimatum and were also chuckling at the scene as they slowed down to see if she would follow through with her threat. Malcom sighed loudly, Lottie sometimes knew him better than he knew himself. She knew exactly what buttons to push and how hard to get a response.
"All right you made your point." He said grabbing Lottie's hand and pulling it away from the front of his trousers. He chuckled softly shaking his head. "I still think that was too far, poor Phil will be scarred for life."
"Poor Phil is probably already jacking that monster off thinking about me Mally." She sighed. "That thing looked huge, it seems like such a waste. I should have made you introduce me sooner!"
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They walked in silence for a while, town around 30 minutes' walk and as they approached the bar area Malcom verbalised a thought that regularly came to mind at times like this.
