"Oh Alan, this stuffy old school gives me the creeps." said Dorothy to her handsome Husband, the new school master of the dreaded upper sixth.
Alan agreed with his beautiful young Wife, "it is a bit old fashioned Dorothy, rigidly maintaining the 'traditional' school values, as everyone keeps endlessly repeating."
They were alone now in the school master's quarters, after spending a tiring day being shown round the ancient academy. The first term hadn't started yet, so the school was completely empty apart from a few members of staff and the headmaster.
The headmaster was friendly enough and eager to help but they'd both had to pretend not to notice as the doddering old boy gawked at Dorothy's bottom, at every opportunity.
"The other teachers seem OK I suppose Alan but I hate the way the headmaster kept staring at my bum."
"Well it is a rather pretty little peach Dorothy, can you really blame the old boy for drooling over your beautiful booty. I bet his wrinkly old penis stiffened that time you bent over to pick up the duster you'd carelessly knocked off the blackboard," teased Alan to lighten the mood.
Dorothy responded with a shocked expression, before a lovely big smile split her pretty face as she playfully slapped his arm.
"Don't you mind that the old codger was ogling your Wife's 'booty' and mentally undressing me? His beady little eyes twinkling as he thought of lifting my dress up and peeling my g-string panties down and feasting his eyes on my bare married bottom."
"Not at all," countered her Husband, with a cheeky grin in response to his Wife's sexy teasing. "As long as I'm the only one actually lifting your dress above your lovely shapely legs, right up over your gorgeous bottom." He said as he teasingly raised her skirt up above her slender waist. She spun round and saucily wiggled her pert bottom for him, as she giggled at her naughty tease.
"Oh my word yes, you weren't joking about the tiny little g-string Dorothy. The dirty old man can ogle all he wants, as long as I'm the only one who'll enjoy the pleasure of your sizzling hot bot. Dorothy, you really are such a naughty school master's Wife. Imagine walking around in this short sexy skirt, with only a tiddly little g-string to hide your modesty."
The old four poster bed was surprisingly comfortable, with not so much as a squeak from the bedsprings, which was just as well...
"...Looks like it's just you and the headmaster today Dorothy, I have to meet up with the other teachers in the assembly hall to go over the curriculum for next term. Which I strongly suspect will be at least as boring as it sounds. You on the other hand Dorothy have the pleasure of reporting to the headmaster's study. Apparently he likes to meet the Wives for a pep talk and no doubt empathise the importance of the 'old traditional school values.'
"The old traditional school values are so important at this institution Dorothy, I really cannot empathise that enough," droned the headmaster, as poor Dorothy nodded solemnly.
"We pride ourselves on maintaining standards and discipline here. I for one take great satisfaction in the fact that this is the only school in the country with a corporal punishment license. It's never taken lightly of course but when a caning is required, then a caning there shall be."
"I didn't know caning was still allowed headmaster, I'm not sure I approve..."
"Oh I find it's a very effective deterrent Dorothy and I'm sure you'll agree that it's much better to get the problem dealt with straight away, rather than detention or lines or God forbid expulsion."
The headmaster produced a crook handled cane from the cabinet behind him and cracked it down hard on the desk with a fearsome 'thwack' that made Dorothy jump.
"I find that six stinging strokes from this little joystick will sort out any problem, once and for all. Now then let me just check that I've got all the correct paper work here..." continued the headmaster, as Dorothy stared wide-eyed at the ferocious yellowed cane.
"Well this can't be right?" said the headmaster frowning...
"...ten years is written down here but it looks like your Husband has only nine years teaching experience? The advertisement and job description clearly stated that a minimum of ten years was required at the coalface, or chalk face as I like to call it."
A startled Dorothy remembered the discrepancy at the time of applying for this post, as she tried to persuade her Husband to apply anyway. The starting salary was so generous and the thought of all those lovely long holidays, was just too tempting.
Despite Dorothy's pleas, Alan had said no. He'd talked to a few of his fellow teachers and they'd been adamant that the application would be flatly rejected and might jeopardise any future job offers.
Dorothy felt a little bit guilty, when she secretly sent off his application, stating that Alan had actually been teaching for ten years.
An interview with the board of governors was arranged and her 'super smart' Husband passed with flying colours. Alan applied for so many teaching posts, that he didn't realise this was the position that demanded ten years experience.
Dorothy was relieved and actually felt a little tingly thrill at how clever she'd been. The ten year requirement was never mentioned again and she'd forgotten all about it. 'We're here now, so it's no longer an issue,' Dorothy thought reasonably, 'so I'll just say it was a silly mistake...'
...Dorothy didn't know why she was saying it, even as she was saying it, and she was the one saying it but she just blurted out the same blatant lie...