"Late in the evening, when the King's daughter is asleep, you must fetch her out of her bed, and bring her here to wait upon me..." β"The Blue Light," The Brothers Grimm
Once upon a time...
That's usually how these things are supposed to begin, isn't it? I guess the story I'm about to tell is something like a fairytale. Only there's a lot more unsavory elements in my story than those Grimm fellows put in their version. The once upon a time for this story is right after the war. I can't remember which war to be frank; I've been in too many of them. Only reason that this one sticks out in my mind is that it was the last war I ever fought in. It was also the war I lost my left eye in. I wear a nice leather patch over it these days, but right after it happened, all I could do was tie a shred of old shirt over the wound and keep on fighting. When they found out that the hole that saber put in my head was probably going to kill me, I was discharged from His Majesty's army with no pay and nothing to my name but what I carried on my back. King Otto had no more use for a one-eyed soldier who was knocking at Death's door. His Highness had more important things to worry about, like the depleted state of his royal treasury.
There I was, kicked out on my ass without so much as a thank you for two decades of loyal service. I spent the last of my gold on a bottle and spent the next three days piss, out-of-my-mind drunk. I figured that if I was going to die, I might as well go out too soused to realize what was happening. The wound in my head took septic, and one drunken, feverish night I got it into my head to take a shortcut through the forest. I knew better than to do it. The trees stretched for miles in every direction and if I wandered off the track I would probably never find my way out. But I did it anyway, drunk and shivering with fever-cold in the summer heat. I don't know at what point I became really lost, but I think it was somewhere on the second day. I realized that the track had disappeared, but I kept pushing on, hardly aware of what I was doing. On the third day my food and water ran out. On the fourth my fever had grown so high that I started seeing bright images and shadows at the corners of my vision. On the fifth day I collapsed underneath an oak tree and knew that I would never take another step.
Imagine my surprise when I woke up tucked into a bed, as snug as you please rather than in Hell's atrium. I tried to sit up, but every muscle in my body felt coated in lead. I turned my head a bit and saw that I was in a tiny room with walls made of huge old logs. The air smelled slightly musty, but there was a window and it was open to let in a fragrant breeze. Next to the bed was a tiny table on which sat an earthenware pitcher full of water and a mug. I forced myself to sit up and drank right from the pitcher, the water dripping down my chin and catching in my beard. I realized that I was no longer wearing clothes, but the thought didn't give me pause. All I could think of was how incredible it felt to gulp down cold, clear, delicious water. I knew it would give me cramps in a minute, but it would be worth it just to have this moment of ravenous joy.
I drained the pitcher and then set it back down on the little table, bracing myself for the cramps. When they passed I began to look around the room with a bit more care. It was barren of furnishings apart from the bed, the table and a spindly wooden chair pushed up against the opposite wall. The door leading out was closed, but looked as if it could be easily broken down should that become necessary. I pushed the blankets away from my legs and set first one foot on the floor and then another, realizing as I did so how unsteady I was. After a few seconds I managed to balance myself and started staggering to the door. Before I could reach it, it was opened and a woman stepped into the room, holding a tray balanced on one hand. On it was set a bowl of stew, a loaf of fragrant white bread, and another earthen pitcher. The woman was middle aged and very tall, almost my height, and had long, long black hair that was piled up on top of her head in an elaborate twist. Her lips were crimson, her eyes slanted and so violent a blue that they were almost purple. She looked at me with a mixture of amusement and disdain, and I remembered that I was stark naked.
"You're up I see," she said.
"Yes," I said, "Who are you?"
"My name is Mirta." She was looking at me in a speculative way, her eyes traveling from one end of my body to the other. It made me feel like a hog being appraised by the butcher. I stood with my hands on my hips and let her have her look. I had nothing to be ashamed of. I have a soldier's body, and as long as you pay no mind to the scars, I happen to think it's a pretty damn good one. God also handsomely endowed me in a certain area, and it was on this place that Mirta's eyes rested the longest.
I felt the appendage in question starting to stiffen, but I willed it back down. I didn't want to show the lady that her stare was having an effect on me. "Why don't you put on some trousers?" she said, gesturing to the chair against the wall. My trousers, britches, and shirt lay neatly folded on it, cleaned and mended. I walked over and pulled on my britches, then my pants, feeling her eyes on me the whole time. Then I went and sat down on the edge of the bed, facing her.
"My name is Rolf, in case you were wondering." I said. "That stew for me?" I gestured to the tray. She handed it over to me, saying nothing, and I fell to. It had to have been at least a fortnight since I'd last had a decent meal, and I made short work of the stew, soaking up every last scrap of it with the bread. She'd brought more water as well, and I drank what felt like another gallon. I belched when I finished, and her nose wrinkled, but other than that she watched me eat without expression. I set the tray down on the floor and said, "I suppose I ought to thank you for saving my life."
"I was wondering when you would get to that," Mirta said, pursing her lips.
"What can I do to repay you?" I asked, thinking that I knew exactly what she would ask for. I had seen how long her eyes had rested on my cock. There certainly were worse things a man could be asked to do. She was a damn fine looking woman even in her middle age, all soft curves and large breasts, and plump red lips. I took a moment to imagine her on her knees with my cock sliding in and out from between those lips.