"Blind dates," Friends, use it thinking they are helping you by playing matchmaker in life. In reality it is a form of Russian roulette to bring on a life time of ulcers and heartbreak if not careful. Back in the day you never knew what you were about to be faced with until they are almost face to face with your blind date. However! Times have changed now everyone carries their own internet, and can call up most anyone with just a few taps on the phone, all the sudden you find life histories, nudes, sordid details of your impending date.
I arrived to the restaurant early to setup my usual escape plan. This was not my first blind date, and I have developed a routine, I allowed this date as a favor for a friends. I began my preparations in the event I had to make a hasty retreat. I made sure I was seated towards the rear away from the front door, making escaping that way easy and concealed. I talked to the waitress, real nice girl, who understood about blind dates, not to mention she had a real cute ass.
With the little chit chat we had, I found her name was Cindy. I could tell she is also on the dating quest of finding the perfect match of her dream relationship, she shared a few blind date nightmares she had, with me. By paying her an extra twenty dollar bill, I was able to get her to agree to help me by giving me an excuse if I needed to escape from the table. My date was to arrive at 8:00 and my waitress worked until 10:00 so it should work out fine.
I sat at the table sipping on a cold beer, looking at my phone trying to find a picture of, Susan on the internet, so I can at least see what she looked like. Amazingly enough there were none to be found. Kind of strange as almost everyone has a stupid duck face picture on the net, now days. Then out of no where I heard, "Hello you must be Don." Looking up I saw this cute brunette with sexy tats, as I stood and offered to hold the chair out for her. She put her jacket on the back of her chair and stepped in front of me to sit down, I just caught the glimpse of a tramp stamp I could only read the beginning, "fuck it..........." I couldn't make out the rest.
We had a few drinks some appetizers and waited for our meals. The conversations began to pick up once we worked past the early formalities. She sounded like someone who liked to occasionally walk on the wild side of life, I noticed she was constantly playing with her phone, I began to find this very rude, she even answered two calls, I could tell by the way she talked, she had a bit of a nasty bitch in her.