You tap your feet nervously as you wait outside the headmaster's office.
What a stupid thing this was. You're 18 years old, an adult!
if you want to smoke you ought to be allowed to, even though it was on school grounds.
You remember your parents telling you they went to schools that had smoking sections for the seniors! This is just so unfair.
You'd been a model student all your time at the academy. In four years you'd never been in trouble.
The academy was a coed boarding school that was a funnel school for the best colleges and universities. You had to work hard to stay there, and its strict regimen and attention to academics had honed you into one of the top students. Already accepted to your first choice school, this last semester was supposed to be a breeze, a time to let your hair down. What was wrong with a cigarette?
'Tap tap tap.' Your appointment was for 10 minutes ago. What was the holdup?
All they were going to do was give you a talking to, right? Just a formality for one of the school's best girls.
The door to the headmaster's office creaked open and you hear 'Come in, Lara'
You enter the room. Mr. Drawmore is seated at a broad desk of finely figured, varnished oak. A stern looking man of about 45 years, Mr. Drawmore had been (as he loved to tell you) educated at Oxford and was responsible for the tight ship that the academy had become. Since his appointment 3 years ago academic performance had skyrocketed, and disciplinary problems had plummeted. You'd heard rumors as to the reason for the latter...but those rumors couldn't possibly be true, could they?
"Well, Lara, it looks like you were caught smoking. What do you have to say for yourself?"
"I'm sorry Mr. Drawmore. I didn't think it was a big deal..."
"Not a big deal??? Not a big deal???"
"Leaving aside the fact that smoking is perhaps the single least healthful thing you can do to your body, what does the student handbook say about smoking?"
"It says that students are not permitted to smoke, under any circumstances."
"That's right. And so what do you think were the special circumstances that made it ok for you?"
"Well, I thought that..." and then you pause. Perhaps this is what the adults call wisdom, but you suddenly realize that nothing will be gained by offering your reasons, and it could very well make matters worse. "I mean, no excuse sir. I made a mistake, and I am very sorry. I have learned my lesson and I will not do it again."
"Well, I am glad to hear that you will not do it again, but I don't think you've quite had the full measure of instruction in your lesson yet. But you will. When your parents sent you to this academy, they fully understood the disciplinary methods we use here. They are, shall we say, traditional. And having broken one of the most important rules of this school, I have no choice but to administer it"
"Shit" you think. "I'm going to have my off-campus privileges revoked. I was going to meet Billy tonight, and was planning to, I don't know, maybe suck him off tonight. He'll be mad if I can't make it."
"As I said," Mr. Drawmore continued, "our methods are traditional and not subject to appeal. You will receive 12 strokes of the cane.
WHAT???
You stand stunned, your mouth hanging open in shock. Mt. Drawmore walks over to a closet and selects a long, thin, whippy looking piece of wood. "Let's get this over with. Please remove your uniform skirt"